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February 2, 2025, 3:15am
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So I take some long drives through the woods where sometimes i just wanna pull over and doo doo. What would be good for my kit? Im thinking, a bag, a bucket, some toilet paper, some dude whipes…
This might help:
So, a bear, being a bear, takes a shit in the woods. He looks back to appreciate his work, but is perplexed by the crap stuck to his fur.
So he walks up to Squirrel and says “Squirrel, does shit stick to your fur?”. Squirrel replies “No Mr. Bear.” And with flip of his tail shows the bear his pristine stink whistle.
Mr. Bear moves on, and shortly runs into a raccoon. He says to Raccoon “Does shit stick to your fur Mr. Raccoon?”. Mr. Raccoon says “No sir! Us raccoon are very clean creatures!” and he shows Mr. Bear his shiny hiney as he shuffles up a tree.
Mr. Bear then comes to Rabbit. Mr bear asks “Hey Rabbit! Does shit stick to your fur?”. Mr. Rabbit replies “Yeah, it does. Fortunately I have this poofy tail to keep things clean back there.”
Mr. Bear thanked Mr. Rabbit then snatched him up and wiped his ass with him.
So when you go to the woods, you should bring a rabbit.
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