Road to Portland

Hmmm…rather dissapointed that no one has tried to hijack this thread with haikus.

Mistuh Merrow, where are you?

Come now, 100 posts is all we have in us?

I think not.

I envy you all.

Bad.

I see even Joelly-Joel made it from the East coast. I need to drag my behind to something like this sometime.

A moment at the gym that Friday w/Machine, jaytruly, Jason, Joel, and Kong:

Jaytruly: "Oh my god…that’s a Butt Blaster!!!. They have a “Butt Blaster!!”

I’ve never seen someone sooo excited over this piece of equipment in my life.

dude.

I needed to bring up my glutes…so naturally i was excited to see the thing. I think Dave Tate’s next article is just a praise article for the butt blaster. It is now the most used machine at Westside.

dude.
j.

No way.

Dude.

ya way.

dude.

Jesse… I didn’t want to be the one to mention it so I’m glad you did.

You do need to bring up your glutes.

You’re lookin like a 90 year old woman back there.

Hahahaha… sorry we haven’t worked out in a while. My back is still annoying the shit out of me (it is slowly getting better now that I am forcing myself to stay away from the gym) and I am really trying to get my finances straight. We’ll be back on track soon, I promise.

Well, the machine actually did have a label that said “Butt Blaster”. I mean, you can understand jesse’s excitement from this, right?

:wink:

dude.

Okay…now we’ve just rec’d a pair of bands in the mail.

hands on hips…now, who’s responsible?

;-))

Patricia – sounds like your houseguests’ mommas raised them right.

hehehe.

:slight_smile:

Well, I tell ya.

NONE of these guys had to do anything. As Ko has said, it was just great to be able to meet 'em.

But it’s all been appreciated. Really. Could never really tell y’all how much.

:wink:

jim,

What did you say about my momma???

dudes.
j.

Here’s a question for any guy who was there:

Does the sight of Patricia elevate any of your hormonal levels or allow you to use more weight but still maintain proper form or have any similar positive effects?

I know it inspired me, even if it’s just the pictures. I have yet to see a girl touch even a 10 lb dumbbell in my gym, much less side press a 70 lb kettlebell (I cannot even manage this myself, pathetic, huh? :D).


Ike and Christian, yukkin it up.


Patricia had 4 too many.


Mike on the indo.


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Presenting, my puppy.

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Lama - you flatter me; however that was a 26lb kettlebell. I used that and a 36lb. one. Give me a few months, 'k?

Rummy: is there such a thing as 4 too many?.