Zubaz ARE making a come back.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Serious question: Does anyone know where I can buy some ridiculous gym pants online, preferably that fit someone who’s 6’4"?
Maybe blindingly bright tiger stripe or something like that? The only reason I don’t wear ridiculous gym pants is I can’t find any.[/quote]
You might be able to find something like that here:
http://www.undergear.com/SubDept/Active+Wear+Pants/D-530/navtheme/dept/Ns/p_productId
[quote]pushharder wrote:
abcd1234 wrote:
As long as they can conceal my chicken legs and accentuate my swole upper bod, I’m in.
BENCH AND MILK
Scooter, ye dare not blaspheme the holy words, “Squats and Milk” by distorting them into something to do with benching or cursed be thy scrawny flamingo legs and shame upon thy feeble house. All manners of evil will plague thee and ye shall dwell in the land of the mocked forever.
Rise up, repent and purge this wickedness from thy soul so that mercy might be shown to thee and thy odious brethren. Ye have so little time before the judgment falls like a scimitar upon a rotten pomegranate.[/quote]
[quote]abcd1234 wrote:
I’m suddenly reminded of a friend who only trains upper body and calves, with the rationale that “calves are the only thing people will see when I wear shorts”. [/quote]
Funny, that reminds me of my friend in college. When I met him he had 19" arms and…wait for it…17" thighs. That was not a misprint. We measured them as we mocked him. He could not diguise his skinny legs even behind a pair of Zubaz or z-cavaricchis (oooo…blast from the past…).
Even sadder, he refused to lift legs until two years later, when I forced him to.
[quote]Gerg wrote:
abcd1234 wrote:
I’m suddenly reminded of a friend who only trains upper body and calves, with the rationale that “calves are the only thing people will see when I wear shorts”.
Funny, that reminds me of my friend in college. When I met him he had 19" arms and…wait for it…17" thighs. That was not a misprint. We measured them as we mocked him. He could not diguise his skinny legs even behind a pair of Zubaz or z-cavaricchis (oooo…blast from the past…).
Even sadder, he refused to lift legs until two years later, when I forced him to.[/quote]
My buddy in high school had a plan to lift for his traps, forearms, and calves all summer so when he got back to school he would “appear to be big”.
http://rexkwondodojo.com/id1.html
Rex pants
[quote]ninjaboy wrote:
http://www.digitalchangeling.com/sewing/howTo/pPants.html
enjoy.[/quote]
Can’t touch this
[quote]pushharder wrote:
I am gonna be so smug when I post a pic of me wearing the pants that Missy M is gonna make me. So, so smug.[/quote]
Are you going to try them off…I mean on for me?
(Btw, I can’t sew but I think pretending that I can might get me somewhere.)
[quote]MsM wrote:
pushharder wrote:
I am gonna be so smug when I post a pic of me wearing the pants that Missy M is gonna make me. So, so smug.
Are you going to try them off…I mean on for me?
(Btw, I can’t sew but I think pretending that I can might get me somewhere.)[/quote]
You can cook though… Right???
[quote]Kruiser wrote:
MsM wrote:
pushharder wrote:
I am gonna be so smug when I post a pic of me wearing the pants that Missy M is gonna make me. So, so smug.
Are you going to try them off…I mean on for me?
(Btw, I can’t sew but I think pretending that I can might get me somewhere.)
You can cook though… Right???
[/quote]
Of course! I love dabbling in the kitchen!
[quote]pushharder wrote:
MsM wrote:
Kruiser wrote:
MsM wrote:
pushharder wrote:
I am gonna be so smug when I post a pic of me wearing the pants that Missy M is gonna make me. So, so smug.
Are you going to try them off…I mean on for me?
(Btw, I can’t sew but I think pretending that I can might get me somewhere.)
You can cook though… Right???
Of course! I love diddling in the kitchen!
There we go.
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Awwww, you’re always looking out for me, aren’t you?
Zubaz pants, sunglasses, bandana, gold chains, fanny pack, BK Knights Hi-Tops and ultra small muscle-Tee FTW!
[quote]pushharder wrote:
abcd1234 wrote:
As long as they can conceal my chicken legs and accentuate my swole upper bod, I’m in.
BENCH AND MILK
Scooter, ye dare not blaspheme the holy words, “Squats and Milk” by distorting them into something to do with benching or cursed be thy scrawny flamingo legs and shame upon thy feeble house. All manners of evil will plague thee and ye shall dwell in the land of the mocked forever.
Rise up, repent and purge this wickedness from thy soul so that mercy might be shown to thee and thy odious brethren. Ye have so little time before the judgment falls like a scimitar upon a rotten pomegranate.[/quote]
Haha that is hilarious. Squats and Milk is the best thing since sliced bread because it really works and its sooo simple!
I thought Zubaz pants died off years ago.