After seeing a back issue of Muscle And Fitness, I have come to the realization that I’m at the point in my strength development where I need to invest in ridiculous pants to get stronger/awesomer.
I was considering the all american theme, but I don’t think my roundhouse kick to the face is up to par.
Get a pair with a “where’s waldo” print, and see how many people try to find him.
Forget about it!
The real key to strength is in a fanny pack my friend.
[quote]dk44 wrote:
The real key to strength is in a fanny pack my friend.
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Fanny pack, straps & flip-flops in the squat rack.
I preffer wearing my weight belt outside the gym. You never know when a car might fall on somebody.
[quote]dk44 wrote:
The real key to strength is in a fanny pack my friend.[/quote]
The goat knows where it’s at.
If you really want to be strong, then you have to wear sunglasses when you lift…and a bandana.
Serious question: Does anyone know where I can buy some ridiculous gym pants online, preferably that fit someone who’s 6’4"?
Maybe blindingly bright tiger stripe or something like that? The only reason I don’t wear ridiculous gym pants is I can’t find any.
You know, if you had the right fabric, it probably wouldn’t be too hard to just make them yourself. This would also add to the ridiculousness of the pants.
“Great pants. Where’d you get them?”
“I made them myself, fool!”
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
You know, if you had the right fabric, it probably wouldn’t be too hard to just make them yourself. This would also add to the ridiculousness of the pants.
“Great pants. Where’d you get them?”
“I made them myself, fool!”[/quote]
I was about to say I’m not a woman.
But this IS a great idea…being able to say I made them myself. (Of course I would also draw my hand back real fast as if I’m about to bitchslap the fool who questioned me, making him flinch)
Okay, so how the hell do I make ridiculous pants?
Our next forum to invade?
[quote]ninjaboy wrote:
http://www.digitalchangeling.com/sewing/howTo/pPants.html
enjoy. [/quote]
“Step 12: Wear pants and rejoice!”
HAHAHAHAHHA YES! Thank you.
Now, where to get ridiculous fabric?
Ah who am I kidding, I’ll never be able to actually create a pair. Damnit I just want some crazy sweatpants that fit.
Edit: And why the hell does googling “extra long sweatpants” bring up all these bizarre porno sites?
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Ah who am I kidding, I’ll never be able to actually create a pair. Damnit I just want some crazy sweatpants that fit.[/quote]
I will make you a pair.
I think you are looking for zubaz…
[quote]MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Ah who am I kidding, I’ll never be able to actually create a pair. Damnit I just want some crazy sweatpants that fit.
I will make you a pair.[/quote]
…no way?!
Here are some sweet tiger striped pants.
What about some flag pants???