One of the guys I knew who was a pilot for Viking Range Corp was named Rich Kitchen. Viking makes high end kitchen appliances.
OMG I’m laughing so hard at some of these, my eyes are watering!
http://www.jockular.com/13324/worst-names-in-sports-history/page/1
Knew a guy in highschool that had the last name “Rockenstein” Thats pretty badass. I found it awfully ironic that a kid in highschool was named “Clutch” but killed himself right after graduation. “Brood” on the other hand lived up to his name,that awful kid… If nothing else,white people can have some pretty awesome names.
^^My dogs registered name is “Otto Von Rockenstein The Rockabilly Nightmare”, usually just call him Otto.
^ Arf Arf.
IronDwarfs’ link reminded me of a cool Russian last name I once saw while watching an inodoor volleyball game: “Gamova” so cool, I want it!
At one of my part time jobs there’s a 6 foot 5, 300lbs white guy called James Brown.
Client named Manmeet Singh…I shit you not.
I once knew a Yugoslavian prostitute called Slobodon micockubitch.
A giant black man at work, his name is Adorable Colorado. I love it.
ooooh Forgot! my best friend in high school. Her name was Stori. Her parents thought they couldn’t get pregnant so when they did it was like a Fairytale…
I went to school with a Nicholas Topolis, probably funnier in the UK, but we called him Nudy anyway.
I’ve also met the following trough work: Thomas Thomas, Dave Davie, two brothers named Lex and Luther, Poysin, Seventh Slain, Philip (Phil) McCracken (named after the artist), Maxum Willy, Rosie Winterbottom, William Williams, Long Tran Dong, Faqmi.
A buddy of mine at work, his wife used to work in the Trenton New Jersey school system. Some really strange names. One kid was named “Coors” like in the beer.
Another kids name was Shi-Tead pronounced Shee-Tee-Duh
His parents named him shit head. No lie.
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Years ago, the wife of a friend introduced me to her son, Kermit. I literally had to hold my breath so I wouldn’t burst out laughing.
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Teddy Roosevelt named one of his sons Kermit … just sayin
Not real, of course, but FUNNY AS HELL!!
http://www.vidaddict.com/steven-colbert-cant-help-but-break-character/
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Not real, of course, but FUNNY AS HELL!!
http://www.vidaddict.com/steven-colbert-cant-help-but-break-character/[/quote]
Lol, times like those you have to give the straight act comedians props for getting through their shows without losing it more.
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OMG I’m laughing so hard at some of these, my eyes are watering!
http://www.jockular.com/13324/worst-names-in-sports-history/page/1[/quote]
HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!
Seriously, I still can’t stop laughing.
Bushido BB knows my real name; I am not going to make fun of anyone.
I’m a big fan of the writer P.G. Wodehouse, who’s given names were Pelham Grenville. Some of his characters: Gussie Fink-Nottle, Honoria Glossop, Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright, and Stilton Cheesewright.
The lead in the recent, and fantastic, BBC series “Sherlock” is played by the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.