Gonna name my daughters Adrenaline and Amygdala and call them Adre and Amy.
In taiwan girls name themselves ridiculously. They pick random English names because they can.
I’ve met “Shark”, “Joker”, “Beef Noodle”.
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
Gonna name my daughters Adrenaline and Amygdala and call them Adre and Amy.
In taiwan girls name themselves ridiculously. They pick random English names because they can.
I’ve met “Shark”, “Joker”, “Beef Noodle”.[/quote]
Beef Noodles… I dig it.
A friend of mine went to college with a guy named Laser Wolfe. I kid you not.
Went to school with a ‘Magnificent’. She was kinda cute at best.
When I was at GE, heard of a guy named ‘Hercules’. Evidently, he thought very highly of himself, too.
A kid that went to my grade school was named Randy Beaver.
My daughter goes to school with two sisters - pronunciations: Pa - ju - may (Pajama) and shih - theed (Shithead). No joke.
[quote]boatguy wrote:
My daughter goes to school with two sisters - pronunciations: Pa - ju - may (Pajama) and shih - theed (Shithead). No joke.[/quote]
WHAT?!?!
[quote]Da Man reloaded wrote:
[quote]boatguy wrote:
My daughter goes to school with two sisters - pronunciations: Pa - ju - may (Pajama) and shih - theed (Shithead). No joke.[/quote]
WHAT?!?! [/quote]
HE SAID, "HIS DAUGHTER GOES TO SCHOOL WITH TWO SISTERS - PRONUNCIATIONS:PA - JU -MAY (PAJAMA) AND SHIH - THEED (SHITHEAD). NO JOKE!!
Got it?
[quote]overstand wrote:
The other thing that pisses me off is when parents think its cute to have all their kids’ names start with the same letter. I’ve got cousins named Joey, Jackie, Jamie, Jimmy and Jesse.[/quote]
I’ve got cousins Debra, Darcy, Drew, Dorthy and Donna. They all have middle names starting with J. I understand the first two or three just happened that way and then my aunt & uncle decided to keep it going. The middle name of the youngest daughter ended up down right silly.
My first two kids just happened to have names ending in “n”. When my wife was preg with our third she was interested in continuing that. It didn’t happen partly because I didn’t hear a girls name ending in n that I was fond of and I tend to be very fond of girls names ending in “a”. My criteria; my daughter had to have a strong name, it couldn’t be weird but it couldn’t be common either, ending in “a” was a big plus.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Da Man reloaded wrote:
[quote]boatguy wrote:
My daughter goes to school with two sisters - pronunciations: Pa - ju - may (Pajama) and shih - theed (Shithead). No joke.[/quote]
WHAT?!?! [/quote]
HE SAID, "HIS DAUGHTER GOES TO SCHOOL WITH TWO SISTERS - PRONUNCIATIONS:PA - JU -MAY (PAJAMA) AND SHIH - THEED (SHITHEAD). NO JOKE!!
Got it?[/quote]
LOL
Pretty much all old people have ridiculous names.
I always wonder about a time when there were little girls named Mabel and Bertha running around.
Seriously, how do you fuck a chick named Mabel?
Splain dis.
*please note connotation of pedophilia was unintentional and should be ignored
^
My great-grandmother’s name was Bertha.
Nickname Birdie or sometimes Bert.
twit
[quote]Christine wrote:
^
My great-grandmother’s name was Bertha.
Nickname Birdie or sometimes Bert.
twit[/quote]
My great-great-great-grandfather was named Chauncey.
I think this may have been the cause of his apparent alcoholism and death by cirrhotic hemorrhage at the age of forty-seven.
True story.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
^
My great-grandmother’s name was Bertha.
Nickname Birdie or sometimes Bert.
twit[/quote]
My great-great-great-grandfather was named Chauncey.
I think this may have been the cause of his apparent alcoholism and death by cirrhotic hemorrhage at the age of forty-seven.
True story.[/quote]
How sad.
My grandmother’s brother died homeless under a bridge. I think he may have froze to death, but he was an alcoholic.
His name was Frank though, so I don’t think that this story really applies…
I’m depressed now. I think I need a drink.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Da Man reloaded wrote:
[quote]boatguy wrote:
My daughter goes to school with two sisters - pronunciations: Pa - ju - may (Pajama) and shih - theed (Shithead). No joke.[/quote]
WHAT?!?! [/quote]
HE SAID, "HIS DAUGHTER GOES TO SCHOOL WITH TWO SISTERS - PRONUNCIATIONS:PA - JU -MAY (PAJAMA) AND SHIH - THEED (SHITHEAD). NO JOKE!!
Got it?[/quote]
lol. walked in to that one.
[quote]Da Man reloaded wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Da Man reloaded wrote:
[quote]boatguy wrote:
My daughter goes to school with two sisters - pronunciations: Pa - ju - may (Pajama) and shih - theed (Shithead). No joke.[/quote]
WHAT?!?! [/quote]
HE SAID, "HIS DAUGHTER GOES TO SCHOOL WITH TWO SISTERS - PRONUNCIATIONS:PA - JU -MAY (PAJAMA) AND SHIH - THEED (SHITHEAD). NO JOKE!!
Got it?[/quote]
lol. walked in to that one.
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Somebody did the same thing to me not to long ago… ID, I think.
Shit cracked me up, so it was fun doing it to someone else. 
Has anyone mentioned Dick Butkus yet? And honestly, if you’re a fucking black kid growing up in a shitty section of San Francisco, what worse name could you have then Orenthal?
I like names that sound distinquished, like Conrad or Arthur or August. And for females I like the way names with an “a” at the end sound, like Isabella, Clara, Carlotta, Victoria.
A friend of mine has the first name Pharaoh. I decided if I have a son to name him that, Pharaoh Steel, he’ll be a boss.