[quote]BobParr wrote:
OK, I have a ridiculous name story I heard a while back I’ll share FWIW.
A woman had named her daughter Urine, which she pronounced U-rin-EE. When she was asked to explain how she came up with this name, she claimed the hospital’s maternity staff had actually named the girl, since she didn’t have a good one in mind when the baby was born.
She explained that her baby was born very premature and there were doubts about whether she would survive. She said, "When they sent me home, the nurses in Newborn Intensive Care told me they would pray for my baby. When I came back to visit the next day, I noticed one of the nurses had written a prayer on a post-it and stuck it on the front of the incubator. The note read: PLEASE SAVE URINE.[/quote]
She needs to be sterilized NOW, before she breeds again.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
I could do this for days. I work in a pretty ghetto area and see some absolutely ridiculous shit. ^^^this chick came in a week or two ago and her name was so absurd I took a pic of the receipt. I’ll start taking more as they come in. You wouldn’t believe the names I’ve seen.[/quote]
HAHAH, Ummmm ya may not want to take to many pics of peoples names and last 4 of a credit card number. Could add up to trouble.[/quote]
Duly noted. Next time I’ll scribble out the numbers.[/quote]
Where do you work?[/quote]
Meyerland, so Hiram Clark and the knuckleheads on W Belfort are around the corner. It’s an interesting mix here 'cause Meyerland is an old Jewish neighborhood, Bellaire is pretty damn upscale, then hoodrat central is a hop skip and a jump away. The bank across the street got robbed a couple weeks back, and we’ll get the occasional crackhead wandering in but it’s usually pretty chill.[/quote]
Yep that is a weird combo area, do you live there also? I have meetings over there occasionally. [/quote]
Fortunately, no. I live in the museum district. Next time you’re over there shoot me a pm.
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