[quote]Mufasa wrote:
Prof:
Now admit it…
Take a yummy little Black-Eyed Pea…
Surround it with a little Dark Tube Steak…
…some collards…potato salad…!
Ummmm, UMMMMM!!!
LOL!
Mufasa
[/quote]
I think our boy Dweezil doesn’t like Black Eyed Peas. Maybe he never had any southern cooking and now despises the whole south. Some of you up north fuckers sure can get an attitude.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Some of you up north fuckers sure can get an attitude.[/quote]
That’s because it so damn cold up here!
I live in “Southern” Ontario, where expected to reach a high of 40ish. And it’s only gonna get worse for next 6 months.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
Prof:
Now admit it…
Take a yummy little Black-Eyed Pea…
Surround it with a little Dark Tube Steak…
…some collards…potato salad…!
Ummmm, UMMMMM!!!
LOL!
Mufasa
I think our boy Dweezil doesn’t like Black Eyed Peas. Maybe he never had any southern cooking and now despises the whole south. Some of you up north fuckers sure can get an attitude.[/quote]
Technically I live in the South. Technically. The speedo wearing ethnic melting pot South.
Dweezil does not like women who look like meth addicts.
C’mon guys - Nicole Kidman is 39 and looks better than most 29 year-olds. And, like any celebrity, she probably looks twice as hot in person. Don’t claim that Kidman is dog**** compared to one of your drunken one-night stands.
[quote]HoratioSandoval wrote:
And, like any celebrity, she probably looks twice as hot in person.[/quote]
Come on, you really think most celebrities look twice as good in person. Have you ever seen any celebrities in real life? Yes, some look better, but most look just like anybody else, and many look worse. Don’t let the aura of fame skew reality.
That being said, there are a lot of average looking (maybe worse) celebrities I would bang just because they are celebrities. You know, just to say I did it.
[quote]HoratioSandoval wrote:
C’mon guys - Nicole Kidman is 39 and looks better than most 29 year-olds. And, like any celebrity, she probably looks twice as hot in person. Don’t claim that Kidman is dog**** compared to one of your drunken one-night stands.[/quote]
Yes, she’s gorgeous@
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
HoratioSandoval wrote:
C’mon guys - Nicole Kidman is 39 and looks better than most 29 year-olds. And, like any celebrity, she probably looks twice as hot in person. Don’t claim that Kidman is dog**** compared to one of your drunken one-night stands.
Yes, she’s gorgeous@[/quote]
That’s one of the worst Kidman pictures you could find. That was also a terrible Fergie picture. Anyone can take a bad picture. Fergie doesn’t have a beautiful face but she looks pretty good most of the time and has a great body!
[quote]Mufasa wrote:
Okay…
It’s about time to give someone some props here.
She gets a lot of flack here because of her devastating “TLE” (Testostosterone Lowering Effect); but lets give it to Oprah:
She didn’t marry the Gay guy she lives with AND appears to have not allowed him to take her money.
She continues to do the “hump-d-dump” with her “best friend/personal assistant” Gayle pretty much unabated. (Can we say “memoir/extortion” just waiting to happen? Maybe not; Gayle is most likely taken care of for Life).
She continues to make “mo’money” than all us hacks PUT TOGETHER will make in an Lifetime!
KUDOS to you, my Sister!!!
WooHoo!
Mufasa[/quote]
Haha. Nice theory. I like it!
[quote]jsbrook wrote:
That’s one of the worst Kidman pictures you could find.[/quote]
Of course it is. I’m no going to put up a heavily touched up, make-up’d photo!
[quote]Alpha F wrote:
The mirror image does not fail to reflect the inner reality.
You marry who you are.[/quote]
If that’s true then I am one hell of a human being.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
I’m I being too harsh here?
I would Love my T-Nation friend’s thoughts…
Mufasa
My thoughts are that most Hollywood marriages are complete bullshit to start with. I would imagine that most marriages of elite athletes are as well, especially since the divorce rate among “common people” keeps increasing. Every once in a while, there is a Jada Pinkette and Will Smith who seem to stay out of the public eye just enough as a couple that it may work out for more than a couple of years.
I would think being in a position where ass is literally being thrown at you left and right on a daily basis makes it hard to stay faithful without some amazing down to Earth home-training on board.
As far as the women marrying celebrities with 'problems", what’s different there than every other social circle?
As far as alcoholism and drug use, it shouldn’t surprise anyone that this would be a trap for those who can’t leave the house without being mobbed. You would have to have one strong sense of self to avoid falling into traps like that…and we are talking about ‘actors’, right?[/quote]
Exactly. I think the biggest problem is that these are people whose careers revolve around being someone else. How can you know if they are truly sincere? Not to mention there is a love scene in just about every movie. I would find it very difficult to be faithful if I was getting naked with a hot chick and rolling around over and over.
DB
[quote]cadav wrote:
Bigbigsize wrote:
Elizabeth Hurley…you’d think Hugh Grant would be satisfied banging one of the most beautiful women in the world but he still went out and got caught with a crack prostitute.
may be that Miss Hurley is just a piece of ice.
no one can fuck a piece of ice forever…[/quote]
uhhhhhhhh…wanna bet? now. i may not want to have dinner with her or sit and watch football with her on sunday. but i’m pretty sure i could fuck her. forever.
[quote]RoadWarrior wrote:
For every totally beautiful woman out there, there is a guy that is bored to death fucking her…[/quote]
I seriously doubt that. While this is probably true in some cases, there is no way in hell it is even close to a 1:1.
DB
[quote]Mufasa wrote:
Poor Nichole Kidman…
First she marries a closet Gay Guy whose craziness is matched only by his enormous ego…
Now she finds out (or was she going to “change” him?)…she finds out that her new husband, Keith Urban, has a drug and alcohol problem.
What is up with rich, smart, beautiful women? From Judy Garland to Debbie Reynolds; and from Liz Taylor to Brittney Spears; they seem to lose all the sense, drive and Talent that got them where they are and chase after losers.
Okay…
I’m I being too harsh here?
I would Love my T-Nation friend’s thoughts…
Mufasa [/quote]
Your looking at ACTRESSES. I dont know if I could say any actress is sane, or actor.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Professor X wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
Nicole Kidman is ugly. I find nothing attractive about her. I cant see the appeal she has to some people.
Me either. Let’s talk about Fergie.
Fergie has a bananas bod. But give me Salma Hayek and I would give up everything, even golf![/quote]
i was right there with you until recently…when i learned she’d taken up smoking.
still…that scene in 'dusk ‘till dawn’…
[quote]Mufasa wrote:
Okay…
It’s about time to give someone some props here.
She gets a lot of flack here because of her devastating “TLE” (Testostosterone Lowering Effect); but lets give it to Oprah:
She didn’t marry the Gay guy she lives with AND appears to have not allowed him to take her money.
She continues to do the “hump-d-dump” with her “best friend/personal assistant” Gayle pretty much unabated. (Can we say “memoir/extortion” just waiting to happen? Maybe not; Gayle is most likely taken care of for Life).
She continues to make “mo’money” than all us hacks PUT TOGETHER will make in an Lifetime!
KUDOS to you, my Sister!!!
WooHoo!
Mufasa[/quote]
Oprah’s a genuis. I think she is amazing to do what she has done.
[quote]Mufasa wrote:
“The Nick-Meister” has spoken!
Simplistic…but I think you’re on to something, Nick.
Mufasa[/quote]
Whoa. Ive gotten props from Mufasa? I feel honored 
[quote]deanosumo wrote:
Professor X wrote:
This looks like a dog to you?
If so, I would gladly cross species mate.
Ha ha…nice rack, scratchy dial though[/quote]
Yea i agree. The years of Crystal Meth addiction were not kind to her face.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
That’s one of the worst Kidman pictures you could find.
Of course it is. I’m no going to put up a heavily touched up, make-up’d photo![/quote]
Come on, she’s old as fuck now. Get a pic of her from that race car movie with Tom Cruise. Maaaaaaaaaaaan she looked good in the 80’s.
[quote]julia87 wrote:
Your looking at ACTRESSES. I dont know if I could say any actress is sane, or actor.[/quote]
I agree. Any adult that plays make believe for a living is wired differently than I am.