Here, I just spent 10 minutes on this to prove my thesis that Fergie is infact a genetically modified chow with the ability to speak and sing poorly.
1- Ugly in question.
2- Chows
3- Fergie’s cousin Louise, also a make-up wearing chow
4- Puffy chow like cheeks
5- Incredibly similar smiles
6- Cleavage, courtesy of a push-up bra
7- Fergie’s father, James
Okay…
It’s about time to give someone some props here.
She gets a lot of flack here because of her devastating “TLE” (Testostosterone Lowering Effect); but lets give it to Oprah:
She didn’t marry the Gay guy she lives with AND appears to have not allowed him to take her money.
She continues to do the “hump-d-dump” with her “best friend/personal assistant” Gayle pretty much unabated. (Can we say “memoir/extortion” just waiting to happen? Maybe not; Gayle is most likely taken care of for Life).
She continues to make “mo’money” than all us hacks PUT TOGETHER will make in an Lifetime!
KUDOS to you, my Sister!!!
WooHoo!
Mufasa
[quote]Dweezil wrote:
Professor X wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
Nicole Kidman is ugly. I find nothing attractive about her. I cant see the appeal she has to some people.
Me either. Let’s talk about Fergie.
Nicole Kidman is ugly and you’re bringing up Fergie? The woman who doesn’t shave under her arms and looks like a chow wearing make-up?
Fergie is probably the only woman who when I see a picture of her face close-up I actually feel as if I am being assaulted and I should call the police to report some kind of crime.
Nicole Kidman has a pretty face even though she’s older, and a very nice body for someone who’s lacking curves. Not to mention being seductive counts for something.[/quote]
If you think of Fergie and even focus in on her face above everything else, you have some issues. You wasted way too much time trying to hype Kidman who is barely attractive and more overhyped than just about any other actress in Hollywood. When I think “beautiful and sexy” the LAST woman I would think of is Kidman. How could someone look at Fergie’s ass and then Kidman’s ass and settle on the latter?
This looks like a dog to you?
If so, I would gladly cross species mate.
Yall are nuts. I’d have a Nicole Kidman/Fergie sandwich any day of the week.
[quote]Mufasa wrote:
Okay…
It’s about time to give someone some props here.
She gets a lot of flack here because of her devastating “TLE” (Testostosterone Lowering Effect); but lets give it to Oprah:
She didn’t marry the Gay guy she lives with AND appears to have not allowed him to take her money.
She continues to do the “hump-d-dump” with her “best friend/personal assistant” Gayle pretty much unabated. (Can we say “memoir/extortion” just waiting to happen? Maybe not; Gayle is most likely taken care of for Life).
She continues to make “mo’money” than all us hacks PUT TOGETHER will make in an Lifetime!
KUDOS to you, my Sister!!!
WooHoo!
Mufasa[/quote]
Steadman is gay? Look at what you miss when don’t watch tv.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
Nicole Kidman is ugly. I find nothing attractive about her. I cant see the appeal she has to some people.
Me either. Let’s talk about Fergie.[/quote]
Fergie is a pig.
Nicole is so-so.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
This looks like a dog to you?
If so, I would gladly cross species mate.[/quote]
Ha ha…nice rack, scratchy dial though
Who the hell is Fergie?
[quote]BigRagoo wrote:
Yall are nuts. I’d have a Nicole Kidman/Fergie sandwich any day of the week.[/quote]
Well make sure you take Nicole out in the sun for 15 minutes (dont want her to turn into burnt albino) so she is no longer transparent…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
Nicole Kidman is ugly. I find nothing attractive about her. I cant see the appeal she has to some people.
Me either. Let’s talk about Fergie.[/quote]
Fergie has a bananas bod. But give me Salma Hayek and I would give up everything, even golf!
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Who the hell is Fergie? [/quote]
Dude, get out more. You aren’t that damn old.
Zap:
Fergie is a “Black-Eyed Pea”…and I would GLADLY be her cornbread and Prof could be the onions, baby!!!
LOL!
Mufasa
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Who the hell is Fergie?
Dude, get out more. You aren’t that damn old.[/quote]
I swear to god the last time I got out of the house it was to go to a funeral.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Who the hell is Fergie?
Dude, get out more. You aren’t that damn old.
I swear to god the last time I got out of the house it was to go to a funeral.[/quote]
Your PS2 died?
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Who the hell is Fergie?
Dude, get out more. You aren’t that damn old.
I swear to god the last time I got out of the house it was to go to a funeral.
Your PS2 died?[/quote]
I never upgraded from Sega Genesis.
In my defense the funeral was out of town and we got really drunk.
For every totally beautiful woman out there, there is a guy that is bored to death fucking her…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
If you think of Fergie and even focus in on her face above everything else, you have some issues. You wasted way too much time trying to hype Kidman who is barely attractive and more overhyped than just about any other actress in Hollywood. When I think “beautiful and sexy” the LAST woman I would think of is Kidman. How could someone look at Fergie’s ass and then Kidman’s ass and settle on the latter?[/quote]
You have to look at the face eventually. Unless you get her to wear a paper bag over her head.
I’m not even saying Kidman is that hot, I just think pretty much anything is better looking than Fergie. I do know I popped a boner watching Eyes Wide Shut, and I do know I have never even remotely been turned on by Fergie since I actually saw her face. She was better as the token white girl backup dancer for the Black Eyed Peas
[quote]Professor X wrote:
This looks like a dog to you?
If so, I would gladly cross species mate.[/quote]
See photo. I don’t know if she’s a dog. She may very well be a warm blooded mammal. I just got a chow vibe. Shitty music, ugly face, a body that isn’t that much greater than anyone elses.
“…For every totally beautiful woman out there, there is a guy that is bored to death fucking her…”
GREAT point, RW!!!
Mufasa
Prof:
Now admit it…
Take a yummy little Black-Eyed Pea…
Surround it with a little Dark Tube Steak…
…some collards…potato salad…!
Ummmm, UMMMMM!!!
LOL!
Mufasa