Do you really want to know what wrong with this “argument”? Let’s break it down, line by line.
Here is your stated argument in its entirety.
Here is it piece by piece with appropriate criticisms…
Noises under bed.
Not a monster
Therefore,
Must be the cat.
This is called “non sequitur”, the premises do not lead to the conclusion. You have noises that can’t be a monster, but that does not mean it�??s a cat.
Being a monster is unlikely,
Therefore the monster exists.
This is so bad it is almost cannot be comprehended. It’s kind of a hybrid between “affirming the consequence” and “denying the antecedent”…It’s probably just non-sequitur, if not just utter nonsense.
Same as above. Repeated nonsense.
The full argument as concluded by this final sentence:
Noises under bed.
It is not a monster.
A cat is a better explanation.
Can't prove is a monster
Therefore the burden of proof lies on you to prove it is not a monster.
Therefore,
It's a monster.
This is just garbage. I cannot even fit it into a nice little fallacy category. None of the premises lead into one another, and no conclusion can be drawn from what is presented.
So hell fucking NO, I did not use the same reasoning by drawing on the cosmological argument for the existance of God. I would be embarrassed to have presented such a thing.
Yeah, this is the debunking argument to the cosmological argument for the existence of God.
So please persist on using it. It’s gonna get you real far and make you look real smart.