Rebirth of the Juggernaut: Brute Force and Ignorance (Part 1)

@Voxel As is the case with all things I do, “nothing is true, everything is permitted”, haha. I don’t have a set timeline I abide by: I just listen to the signals my body sends. Which, thankfully, it’s quite good at sending those signals. Almond butter is a pretty good example for me. I love the stuff, but I develop an intolerance to it if I eat it daily. It’s a slow death but the peak is terrifying. I’ll first notice just grumbly stomach, then loose stools, and then finally, one day, I took a big spoonful of the stuff and found I couldn’t breathe. For the fruits and veggies it’ll be the same: I introduce them into the diet, over time I notice digestion is not running the way it was before, I take them out, things return back to normal. Typically I’ll do a re-introduction at that point just to see if it happens again, and if it does, it’s enough to rule out.

I honestly don’t think I’m fat adapted, simply because I’ve never taken the time to drop carbs enough to get into a state of ketosis. Between the greek yogurt, fruits, veggies and nut butters I’m getting in enough residual carbs, to say nothing of the occasional cheat meal (although those have become pretty rare). Based off my last blood work my glucose is square in the middle, for whatever that is work.

I measure my food cooked. Raw makes no sense to me, considering different cooking methods will yield different outcomes. But I also batch cook things and throw them together for meal prep. Funny thing is: I weigh food to make sure I don’t UNDEREAT. I discovered that during Building the Monolith the first time: what I would eyeball to be “1lb of meat” was typically around 12oz. I’m good at eyeballing consistent portions, but not accurate ones.

@davemccright Haven’t run the Deep Water Express or Deep Water Thrive/Badass, but I bought them. They were fun reads, and they’re on the bucketlist.


AM WORKOUT (0258 natural wake up)

FAUST w/Pay Up

100 devil presses w/50lb DBs
EMOM: 5 chins (first 50 strict, remainder kipping)

Accomplished w/in 28 rounds, took 1 round rest, then did death by burpees EMOM w/5 chin buy in. Died in the attempt for the 10 burpee round (so 36 rounds of work)

1 min rest

15 minutes of the following circuit

10 rounds of
4 KB swings w/40kg
5 dips
2 Standing ab wheels
4 reverse hypers

10 rounds of
4 kb swings
5 dips

25 reverse hyper leg curls
50 band pull aparts
25 pushdowns

Neck harness stripset
12x55
10x30

Poundstone curls
179xAxle

Notes: Do I know how to deload or what? Added onto Faust. You make your deal with the Devil, then you die for one round and pay up in the afterlife with your own ironic version of Hell. I started the death by burpees at 4 reps.

Rest of it was just getting in daily work, and, of course, can’t neglect the Poundstones.

Schedule is all screwy, which is a good time for a deload.

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Could be the amount of protein you are consuming too. That your body is producing glucose with amino acids á la gluconeogenesis.

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I am pretty certain that’s whats happening.

Your workouts are insane… I would have called it a day at 50 devils presses :joy::joy::smiling_face_with_tear:

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Getting through that first 50 is tough. Once you see 70 the end seems possible.

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Will try tomorrow

I wish you wouldn’t.

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AM WORKOUT (0535 wake up via alarm, 0700 workout)

50 chins (fasted)

Managed 30 rounds in 40 minutes

Then 1 hour of lawn mowing

Notes: That WOD was taxing but not exhausting. Not in the realm of Kalsu or Faust, but still a good use of 40 minutes, and now I have a mark to beat. Used an axle and 75lbs, because that was the lightest I could load things while still using bumpers. I like the layout of this complex in general: movements flow very logically. I might use this in place of Dan John A for future stuff.

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Let’s hear it for new gym toys

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PM WORKOUT (1730)

3 mile run with the Mrs

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AM WORKOUT (0248 natural wake up, insomnia is creeping back in)

LEVEL GRIND

Start with 1 log viper press at 135 and 4 box jumps. Each round, add 1 rep to the viper press.

Got to 16 reps of log viper in 40 minutes.

20 standing ab wheels
40 Reverse hypers
25 Reverse hyper leg curls

10 rounds of
5 chins (various grips)
5 dips

25 band pushdowns

Lateral raise stripset (no rest)
20x20lbs
20x10
20x5
20x2.5
20xEmpty hands
1:55 empty hand cruficix hold

Notes: I truthfully wanted to name this workout “Monument to Non-Existence” ala the line from Kefka in Final Fantasy VI, and even listened to “Dancing Mad” on repeat the whole time I did it, but “level grind” honestly fits it better. You hit the log viper to grind XP, then go fight the box jumps. You gotta keep upping the dose on the viper to level up enough for the next set of box jumps.

I came up with this last night. I like it. I got 136 reps in 40 minutes on the log. I wanted something other than burpees between the log, and the box jumps really answered the mail well. Kept my heart racing. Those first few rounds go by silly fast, and then you just drag. Taking weight off the floor allows you to take breaks as needed to get the reps in vs a squatting movement.

@FlatsFarmer we talked about what we’d put in between log vipers before. Box jumps seem like they work well.

Tang Soo Do later tonight. This should be a pretty active class, and I belt test on Saturday.

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Hey Pwn is that easy for you or does it become mentally torturing?

We go at a leisurely pace. It’s an opportunity for us to be together, chat about our day, and unwind.

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The pads or the dip stands?

Pads. Specifically those top 2. You can see how beat up the bottom 2 are, haha. Actually got to use them this morning with Level Grind. Did an awesome job sucking up the impact.

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Not to take any liberties, but I’m going to take some liberties. I’ve argued the same in the past. Now, I know you have a history of being able to eat, but not everyone that reads your log does. This argument can be used to justify being mentally dependent a kitchen scale to outsiders. Again, this isn’t aimed at you @T3hPwnisher but someone else who might justify weighing their food as meticulously: if you can stop weighing without becoming anxious - cool. If not, warning bells.

Because I myself have said those very words, albeit in a different language, to explain my behaviour but in reality I didn’t trust myself to not also “overeat” absent a scale.

100%. This is a very recent development for me, and I’m typically the first to argue against weighing and measuring food for that very reason. People are so out of tune with their bodies and dependent on gadgets and apps, and then become obsessive about number chasing. For me, this has just been a way to make sure I keep my protein on the high side while I drop weight.


AM WORKOUT (0545 wake up via alarm, good sleep, 0700 workout)

KIRBY MEMORIAL WOD

14 rounds

  • Keg Press w/140lbs (technically 150lb keg)

  • Ironmind Sandbag carry (14’ w/250lbs)

  • Renegade Rows 2x70 each side

  • Bear Complex w/140lbs

  • Yoke Bar Squat w/140lbs loaded on bar

For final Yoke Bar Squat, I did a rep for each year he was in the life of all the members of my family.

Notes: Really pleased I could do this. Good send off for my buddy. Going to keep it going by taking my other pug for a walk soon. This was the first time I’d moved that Ironmind sandbag since I moved here: good to see I still got it. First time ever doing renegade rows or the bear complex for that matter. Pulled something in my left lat on round 4, but otherwise this was a solid WOD.

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Got in a 2 mile walk with the dog, then got in a 2 mile walk with the 80lb vest.

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Got in fasted tabata lateral burpees this morning. Still a total gasser. Mrs and I took the day off, so lots of walking, shopping and eating planned.

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Pwn’s big happy Friday