Rebirth of the Juggernaut: Brute Force and Ignorance (Part 1)

Some photos from my 10 miler

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Even in motion you’re all lumpy like a pit bull. :+1:

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@SkyzykS much appreciated dude! My spirit dog is a pug: it’s why I got 2 of them. As long as I can avoid LOOKING like them, I’ll be good. Plus, when you walk a small dog, you look even bigger, haha.


AM WORKOUT (0540 wake up via alarm) FASTED

Tabata KB swings and snatches

BREAKFAST

100 six count burpees
Time: 5:47

Notes: Mrs had to get up a little earlier than usual, so I got in the 4 minute workout before breakfast. Spent a lot of time telling myself the burpees were a bad idea, then went and did them. I hit a PR for unbroken burpees: 90. Traded time for them, as I took them smooth, but it was a worthwhile sacrifice. I know how to do them fast: doing them WITHOUT a break is the challenge. Similar to how I could probably run faster if I took some breaks and got some water, but the goal is to run unbroken.

Quads were what were limiting me at the end. On fire. Abs too for that matter. Had a HUGE ab cramp yesterday: need to watch hydration.

Body doesn’t seem to be liking the berries. I’m going for half a serving a day to 1/3 of one to see if I can build up a tolerance. I’d really like to add some form of diversity into the diet. I get locked in too easily, and then stuff like this happens.

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Nice job on the race, dude. Definitely the picture of overall fitness.

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Much appreciated dude! Means a lot from you.

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Why? Trying to make sense of that followed by this:

I don’t like intaking fluids when I train. It doesn’t feel good to me.

However, it’s work that dehydrates me. Frequently have to be held in a spot where I can’t vacate for several hours. Makes for strategic hydration. I have also been bad about salt intake, once again as a result of working extra shifts. This job has been pretty bad for my health, but change is on the horizon.

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BUILDING THE MONOLITH Week 1, Workout 5

AM WORKOUT (0303 natural wake up)

Full workout listed, details in notes

Buffalo Bar Squat
5xBar
5x140
5x230
5x310
5x350
5x400

Axle clean and strict press (clean each rep)
10x5x136lbs

Weighted close grip NG chins
5x5x80lbs

Axle shrugs against light bands
2x50

Band pull aparts
1x50

Band face pulls
1x50

Buffalo Bar squat
32x200lbs

End of required work time: 54:45

50 dips
20 standing ab wheels
25 pushdowns
40 reverse hypers

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

30 GHRs
10 neck bridges each way

Notes: Alright, here’s how it shook out. Went with supersets vs giant sets. First was

Squat-press

Once I finished the topset of 400lbs, transitioned to supersets of

Chin-press

Once that was done, transitioned to supersets of

Shrug-pull apart
Shrug-face pull

Then ended the workout with the squat widowmaker. Interesting decision point there. The program calls for 20 reps. I knew I could do more, and at first I thought I’d make those 20 reps challenging by making them breathing squats without a belt, but right before executing that I realized I’d be hitting Deep Water after this program, and that these widowmakers were actually my only opportunity to keep higher rep squats ā€œgroovedā€. Otherwise, I’d become very dialed in at sets of 5 and then most likely find myself falling off a cliff when it came time to knock out the higher rep stuff, so figure the best call was the play these straight and just go into the red on reps. 32 was challenging, but, in truth, I’ve got some more in me. By the time this program is done, I’ll make sure to bury myself on this.

In all, this workout was far less challenging than it was the very first time I ran it, and I even cleaned every single rep of pressing vs just the first rep. For the record, cleaning each rep is awesome and everyone should do it. Also for the record, I started actually trying to ā€œcleanā€ the reps toward the middle of the sets vs just stand-up reverse curling the weight, because I realized this could ALSO be a chance to set me up for success for Deep Water, so cool there.

I came into this ā€œoverpreparedā€. Had my cheat meal the night before: same keto pizza crust, this time it was a ā€œbackyard BBQ pizzaā€, which had pork burnt ends, pork shoulder, baked beans, coleslaw and BBQ sauce drizzle, with a cream cheese sauce vs pizza sauce. I REALLY dig this place we found. Was honestly torn between this and the awesome burger they sell. Too many options: great problem to have. Also snagged a few curly fries from our appetizer. Feeling good to feel more normal. Taking my kid out for Golden Corral next week, so that’ll be another golden opportunity to fuel up.

Working a 12 hour shift today, then prowler tomorrow, and that will be the first week done.

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Wow. Is that 50% TM? I can’t tell looking at the work sets, and not memorizing the BtM percentages. That is a crazy amount reps, especially for having more in the tank

Also, that cheat meal sounds heavenly

Man that looks like some sweet squatting work. Awesome stuff dude. That widowmaker sounds fun.

@boilerman Thanks man. 45% for week 1. 50% works out to just about 225, which is convenient, and will be in week 2.

Was a very solid meal. I still walked away hungry, so I wasn’t stuffed, but it’s how I prefer things these days. Learning to savor has been a good skill: I spent my whole life just shoveling food down. It was great for gaining, but I was missing out on a lot.

@bigdaddi Thanks dude! The WM honestly wasn’t too awful, but should be effective enough. I’m feeling the effects with how much I’ve starving through my shift, haha.

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On the nutrition front, I cut the blueberries from half a serving to a third, and it seems to be doing the trick. Far less GI distress. Will hold at that for a while and see if I can ramp it up slightly after that.

Costco stopped selling my chicken patties, so that sucks.

I picked up some organic sour cream. I’m honestly on the fence about using it, just because sour cream was one of my ā€œdownfallsā€ previously. I put it on EVERYTHING. But this might be a good opportunity to practice restraint.

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Love the new article mate. Talks my language man.

Makes me crack a wry smile at all these Reddit gimps constantly yelping about PPLPPL.

If you’re training with focus then you should be fucking whimpering before you enter the gym

When I was hitting 4 x 8 on squats the other night I was almost in tears muttering ā€œ I can’t do deep water, I can’t do deep waterā€ :joy::joy:

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Hell yeah dude! Thanks for the feedback: it really means a lot. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills seeing all these kiddos wanting to lift weights 6x a week. And I’ll get DMs from them on reddit wanting to know about the best training program for 6x a week and I keep saying ā€œIn 21 years of lifting weights I’ve never done thatā€ …and that doesn’t seem to register anything for them.

All these folks that ā€œlikeā€ training aren’t doing it hard enough, haha.

But man, that whole ā€œ2x a week is optimalā€ thing was awful. It totally makes sense, and was also completely misunderstood by people that can’t grasp nuance…which isn’t at all shocking.

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you’re non lifting days also involve more lifting than most ppl’s real workouts. Your recovery days are also more intense than most ppl’s workouts
I present exhibit A

This is quite literally exactly what I discussed in the blog post: using conditioning as muscle stimulus. People don’t like doing that though: they only want to go to the gym and do their 3x10s.

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Ahh, okay then I misunderstood the post.

So when do you actually rest. It seems that every day is either hard lifting or hard conditioning. or is rest not really necessary

I don’t log my rest days, because they’re the days where I don’t do anything…so there’s nothing to log.

I rest when my schedule supports it.

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They live in a social media bubble populated by juice freaks who promote some bullshit lifestyle that can only created by the jobless and childless.

Throw in the optics of really working FUCKING hard man. It’s not compatible with that platform.

Working hard to me is wearing a pair of dad shorts along with a old ripped jacket and pounding the streets. Not wearing fitness tights with your air pods in and looking super serious with your new running shoes that some fuxking pretentious store assistant helped you pick by analysing your gait

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Yup! Got a good story to along with that. At the competition where I blew out my ACL, there was a Costco right across from the competition. I’m not sure if Costco translates across the pond, but they’re a bulk supply store that has a food court that sells 1/4lb hot dogs and pizza slices THIS big

For like $1.50 USD.

So, of course, I’m eating 2 slices of pepperoni before the yoke event…and most of my fellow competitors are looking at me like I’m crazy.

ā€œDude: you’re gonna go do an event after eating that?ā€

At the time, I’m there with my wife and my VERY young child. These dudes are solo or, at most, have a girlfriend with them. I go off on them

ā€œYou single dudes have it too easy. You’re SO used to having your perfectly timed pre-workout supplement specifically formulated to maximize your potential with the ideal blend of carbs and protein from the finest sources. When you can crush a PR off of half a pop-tart and a PBJ I’ll be impressedā€

Blowing out my ACL minutes later was most likely my karma, haha.

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