Rebirth of the Juggernaut: Brute Force and Ignorance (Part 1)

@mattjp Best of luck in that recovery. Taking the benefit of the periodization will go a long way. My press blew up after my ACL injury.

@aldebaran It’s a lesson we can all stand to learn at times, haha.

@dagill2 The secret is to make the treatment worse than the disease, haha. It makes the body pick healing.

@anna_5588 Get some ribeyes and you’ll fix it right up!

@mr.v3lv3t Glad you enjoyed it dude! I had that thought running through my head quite a bit through the workout. That and “f**k this”, haha.

@flappinit Fantastic reference! Although I was always a Vegeta/Brolly fan myself.


TKD Lesson for about 50 minutes.

Went back over sprawls. Warmed up with an old wrestling drill of running in place and dropping to a sprawl. My kid still falls to their hands or knees first, but we went back to drilling on a live person and it made more sense, then we got back into the drill.

Kid still doesn’t like making a fist correctly. It’s becoming a point of contention between us. They’re arguing that the difference between correct and how they like to do it is minor. By argument is that the minor difference will break their thumbs. I hate having to come down on my kid over something so small, but I also have seen what happens if I let them practice something incorrectly for a while and then try to fix it later.

Did more punching from the waist drills, then worked on the second half of Dan Gun. My kid finally got the stance transitions today. It was a huge victory. I had to break them down to very small steps that really shouldn’t need to be done, but it’s progress. I’ve seen my kid walk on a balance beam many times with no issues, but if they’re standing on the floor and pick one foot off, they fall over like they’re drunk. I’m 100% certain it’s a dramatic thing they’re doing to be goofy, but it makes things frustrating teaching. It showed at the end of the lesson today when we tried to do round kicks, something my kid has done before, and they couldn’t stand on one foot long enough to chamber their leg to kick. Rather than lose my cool, I told my kid to work on that on their own, and we finished up with some push kicks so that we’d end on a victory.

I let my kid pick what to do before the lesson was over, and they picked roundhouses again. They’re strong, but my kid falls over in between each kick. I think I’m gonna just need to get in some balance drills for the interim. @kdjohn you got any greatest hits you’ve done with the younger crowd? As fun as it’s been hip throwing my kid whenever they’re off balance and yelling “IPPON”, I doubt they’re getting anything out of it.

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You strike me as more of a piccolo.

I was 190 and 5’4" when I was 13 lmao. I had a 200lb max bench and a 150lb max deadlift.

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I dug Piccolo too, fair assessment. I tend to root for the villains, haha.

@T3hPwnisher - Bought Powerlifting Basics last night! Last week it was like $125 on Amazon, and a tiny, tiny part of me considered that it might be worth it since there seem to be very few left out there, but when I checked yesterday it had gone up to $900. Wtf, haha. So I went with the $10 Kindle version. Enjoying it so far.

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Man, I need to take better care of my copy, haha. Awesome dude! Enjoy it.

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I’m jealous haha I remember getting pinned by 95 pounds when I was 13 :joy:

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@kdjohn thanks mate. Already do a lot of those but good to know it’s a habit worth keeping.

@T3hPwnisher hope so, though having an actual gym would be nice. Assuming no soft tissue damage I’m sure I’ll be back to business soon enough. So far feels like it’s only pain.

I was 100lbs as a 4ft 5 8 year old. Didn’t play sports, so definitely all blubber :joy:

Your kid is sounding more and more like one of my favourite, but most frustrating, students. He was very technically sound when he applied himself, but had some behavioural and self control issues that meant he really used to beat himself up if things weren’t perfect. There were a lot of “whoa whoa WHOA!” moments as he dramatically fell over after certain moves. I often had to pull him aside and work with him 1-on-1. The best thing with him was basically ignoring his drama and encouraging him when things were done correctly. I also asked frequently, “Explain to me what you’re having trouble with”. It helped him get out of his negative feedback loop of “I’m doing this wrong” and sort through where exactly the issue was, so we could address just that part.

I do, quite a few actually, but it’s way too much to type out. If you don’t mind I’ll do a short video tonight and post it here tonight or tomorrow.

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Dude that video would be awesome. Very much appreciated.

And what you describe is exactly how it is. The “woah woah WOAH!” happens frequently, haha. Part of it is getting taught by dad I am sure, but my kid also just seems to think that EVERYTHING needs to be an 80s training montage. They can never just be good at something: always has to be awful at it, have some sort of “ah hah” overcoming moment and then they are a champ. Thankfully, they have a short attention span, so it doesn’t take long, haha.

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Sounds good, I’ll try to keep it short, but be warned I have a tendency to ramble and over explain things, haha.

At what point exactly is this happening? Immediately after contact? When trying to return the kicking leg? Standing still doing nothing?

Kinda a mixed bag. Sometimes they will make contact and fall forward into the bag and sometimes when they return the kick they fall sideways into the wall. They are definitely depending on SOME sort of external aid to keep balance with that kick though. I have moved them away from the wall to prove a point to them that they were depending on it to hold them up.

I think if I held pads it would be different. My kid tends to key in on new objects when they are introduced to a training drill, and suddenly all the fundamentals go out the window and the only thing that exists is that object. Since the bag is there, it’s all the matters.

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It was less about his status as a villain (which was far from permanent) and more about the fact that he hung with the guys with god-given talent out of sheer hard work and made no excuses for anyone, including what was essentially a toddler.

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Gotcha. Great, this gives me a lot to work with.

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I mean, a weighted vest as part of your daily wardrobe is legit.

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@flappinit Nailed it for sure. It was why I liked Vegeta too: Goku was just gifted, and Vegeta was always training insanely hard trying to match him. Every show seems to have a character like that and I always fall for them. Being the best is boring, haha.

@kdjohn Awesome dude. Appreciate anything you can get for me.


PM WORKOUT

Bas Rutten BAS head and body workout 2x in a row
10 3 minute rounds w/1 minute rest

Notes: First 5 rounds with the MMA gloves, last 5 with the 16oz gloves. Seems to spare my knuckles some to not use the MMA gloves the whole time. My right shoulder got a little borked on one of the low hooks: I’ll keep my eye on it.

In injury news, it continues to improve. Was able to do the middle split stretch (not full split, of course, but stretching to that position) without any pain in the area. Up until today, that was always triggering pain from the injury, so the site is recovering. Still got some nagging stuff to deal with, but it’s ultimately better.

Something I’ve been meaning to log and keep forgetting is something weird I’ve been dealing with for the past few months now: I don’t like to sleep anymore. I’m still sleeping, I have no insomnia, but it’s genuinely become an unenjoyable activity for me. Biggest issue is that I’m having some vivid and involved dreams whenever I sleep. And they’re really not nightmares or anything: I just have tasks to get done in my dreams, usually related to my job, and it’s exhausting. It’s like, I’ll work all day, come home, go to sleep and start my second job. I wake up in the morning relieved that they were just dreams, and have often gotten a head start on my day because it’ll be like 0500 and I just plain won’t want to sleep any more. In truth, were I not married and had someone to keep me normal, I’d most likely be staying up later and later and waking up earlier to avoid sleep. When the end of the day rolls around and it’s time for bed, I legitimately dread sleeping. Well, dread might not be the right word: it’s more like having to visit the DMV or wait in line at the post office. I just plain don’t want to do it.

I’ve heard that this may be a manifestation of anxiety, and it times out with when we were instructed to start self-quaratining for COVID. In my day to day life, I don’t feel particularly stressed, but I think my sub-conscious may be reacting.

I’ve been making sure to tell the Mrs about this, just so she can keep tabs on me and see if anything else is off about me. So far, I’m “normal” for me, but it’s something I’m keeping aware of.

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I’ve been dealing with this for a couple of years now. It sucks. I’ve just come to accept being somewhat tired most of the time
The worst ones are the good ones because you realize it’s literally all a dream.
Have you had any “inception” type dreams yet?

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Would that also coincide with the start of a calorie deficit? My memory is a little hazy.

Just wanted to say I enjoyed your latest blog post. Mostly because it echoes almost exactly my thoughts on the subject and I like to hear that I’m right. Or at the very least, that smarter people than me are also wrong.

Either way, thank you. It can’t be easy to find something to write on every week.

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@anna_5588 I don’t often have dreams within dreams, but frequently within my dreams I realize I’m dreaming and then I wake up. I’ll be given something to do and go “Wait: I already did this. I don’t need to do this. This has to be a dream.” It’s frustrating to say the least, haha.

@dagill2 The two definitely overlap in terms of timeline, but the dreams started pretty quickly after the quarantine whereas the calorie reduction came a little bit later.

And glad you appreciated it dude! It’s definitely a challenge to find something to write about, and I often find myself going “wait: I already wrote about this”, but it’s been keeping me sharp if nothing else.


PM WORKOUT

Safety Squat Bar Squats

10xBar
10x98
10x115
10x135
10x148
10x155
10x168
10x183
10x205
10x213
10x205
10x183
10x168
10x155
10x148
10x135
10x115
10x98
20xBar

Notes: 60 seconds between sets. Trying to make the cure worse than the disease in an attempt to heal my connective tissue. Took these squats VERY slow and under control. Figured out how I hurt myself the first time: on lighter/high rep squats, I have a tendency to free fall out of the top of the concentric into the start of the eccentric as a means of bypassing lockout. This was originally something I did to keep tension on the muscles to AVOID stressing my connective tissue, but when the reps get lighter I have the ability to actually bounce the weight off my connective tissue at the top, which most likely made it snap. It explains why it happened on a rep where I WASN’T struggling. I got to discover this because I caught myself doing it during parts of the workout today. The time I blew out my hamstring 7ish years ago it was the same story: squatting too fast. I have to embrace the fact I’m a slow squatter.

The weights breakdown weird on this one because I’m using a 65lb bar and only used bumpers, since bumpers don’t tend to bounce around on the bar. Along with that, the bumpers I have are a pair of 45s, 2 pairs of 35s, one pair of 25s and one pair of 7.5KG plates. I tried making the smallest jumps I could and went until my body started giving me signals to stop. An interesting data point is that, at the very top set, I decided to put on the belt since my body was feeling a little achy by then, and it changed my technique and put a LOT of stress on my groin. I may have to go beltless for a bit.

There is a gigantic puddle of sweat in my garage from this effort. The heat is getting ridiculous.

Sweat index. Even though everyone knows no one lifts when its hot.

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