Rebirth of the Juggernaut: Brute Force and Ignorance (Part 1)

@flappinit I laughed enough at what you wrote that I shared it with my wife, who read through it and laughed as well. That poor woman has to live with me and see it first hand. Same woman that came home and saw me shirtless in my home gym with the fans blowing on me in the middle of December after my knee surgery when all I had to offer was “The surgeon said to not get any sweat in the incision so I’m keeping my body temp down”, haha. I am happy to hear that there’s been something positive to be had from the outside looking in. I never recommend my approach to anyone else, but it seems to work for me better than anything else has.

I’ve stolen the idea of “paleo rehab” from Steve Pulcinella. The idea being, if you keep subjecting the body to trauma and stress, especially after an injury, it will accelerate the healing and recovery process because it thinks there’s some necessary demand for it to do so. “If we don’t heal: we don’t eat.” The Deep Water book has a bit on it as well talking about how Jon recovered from ACL surgery.

And all that said, your comments mean a lot dude. I’m a big fan of you. “Get to yes” is something I am BIG on, and people who refuse to do it drive me nuts (hence my rant on Dick’s Sporting Goods, haha). Seeing how you made BtM work during a shortage of equipment AND food was inspirational, and lets me know I can keep my empathy low because there IS always a way: it just might suck.

@liftangryordie500 They were a blast. Once college started, I never had a school to train at for long and was just doing the ronin thing, so these throwdowns were a good chance to get in some sparring with some different folks. It was eye opening for a lot of dudes too: they’d come in with a background with heavy restrictions on sparring, go with more open rules, and learn about BIG holes in their game. I actually made one dude quit his art and get his school shutdown after I punched him square in the face and choked him out with some VERY bad jiujitsu, haha. Site was bullshido dot net. It’s not very populated these days, but they may be bigger on facebook. When the world opens up again, you may be able to find a throwdown.


Stretched in the AM. Hamstring is slightly tender again, but I’m following my normal healing process of set myself back but not as far as before so I can heal further. 2 steps forward, 1 step back, net gain.

PM WORKOUT

SUPERSETS (press-chin)

Axle strict press
5xAxle
5x66
3x176
3x196
7x221
9x196

NG chins w/30lbs (various grips)
1x9
5x8

SUPERSETS (press-dip-raise-pull apart: sets 1 and 4: axle, sets 2 and 5: trap bar, sets 3 and 6: log)

Axle strict press 156
1x12
1x10

Trap bar press 175
1x10
1x6

Log clean and strict press away 150
2x12

Dips
6xFailure

DB lateral raise 30s
3x12
2x11
1x12

Band pull aparts
6x13

Neck harness 45
3x20

DB rows 105
1x21

Notes: 3:45 between heavy press, 2:00 between giant sets. The neck harness was tacked on to the odd sets of giant sets. The topset of presses wasn’t bad. Wanted 9, but my strength seems to be settling at least. I also realized I haven’t done one of my ultra grindy reps in a while, so I threw it in on the backoff set. Been eyeing neck harness work for a while, and think I may have found a way to work it in without making things ridiculous. Took it easy for today, since it’s been a while.

My triceps were really being dumb on the log today. May need to get in some direct work on it, OR make my dips a bit more honest.

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Made me laugh Pwn really did.

No wonder your hamstrings are a bit tender on top of that trap bar DL the other day.

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Always happy to provide some laughs dude, haha.

Bruise is spreading. Wife told me it looks disgusting. Probably what healing looks like.

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Any chance you know of any websites where you could get a Prowler? Williams Strength appears to no longer be active and EliteFTS is charging a couple hundred dollars for shipping. Hoping to get my hands on one but I’m not sure I want to spend $500 when the item is only $280, haha.

EDIT: I realize now what people mean by fitness equipment no longer being available.

If you want an actual prowler, that is the going rate.

Rogue sells “the butcher” which is similar, but out of stock.

Titan has the “Pro sled system”, which is in stock and a sled you can push and drag. Free shipping. Can’t vouch for that specific product, but I have a bunch of Titan products and they answer the mail.

EDIT: Titan also has something called a “Heavy Duty High Low Push Pull Weight Sled”, which looks like a chinese made prowler.

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$280 or $500? I figured the $280 seemed about right - it’s what it’s always been when I’ve looked. Shipping on EliteFTS was $100 last night but jumped up to $200 today. Must’ve been some glitch.

Either way, thank you, I forgot about Titan. The Chinese looking knockoff is out of stock and I’ve used something very similar to the Pro Sled System and wasn’t a huge fan. Maybe I’ll just bite the bullet on Elite’s. I’m sure it’ll last a long time…I’ll sleep on it.

That. It’s around what my wife spent when she got it for me for a birthday gift. Never qualifies for free/reduced shipping either. I’m honestly pretty over Elitefts as a business, haha. Especially since one of the bolts on my prowler’s feet sheered off in one of it’s first runs while unloaded and they never replied to my e-mails about it. That was for a $280 prowler. Ironmind replied the next day when they’re $70 sandbag broke.

Could always try to build one too

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Galvanized piping, man. I used it and a couple wooden beams to build a sweet carry frame back in the day. I wanna make a simple yoke out of piping too.

I bet you could build a prowler frame out of them.

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I’ve seen you mention this before. Never seen anything else bad, but also never seen anything very positive, so I tend to go with the one voice I’ve heard since I have zero experience.

Thought about that…might try that out. I doubt it’d be as good but if I could do it cheaply then I wouldn’t really be out anything.

Most folks have had good experiences, and I initially did with them, but my last two purchases really soured things, especially SINCE I had bought so much from them over the years. I honestly feel like the company grew too big for Dave and he wasn’t able to staff it with the right people to carry on the level of customer service he had originally established.

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That would be quite fun! And congrats on making somebody else quit their art, if they quit that easily they didn’t deserve what they had anyway.

It wasn’t worth having either, haha. He was being taught by some dude in his garage that had like 3 students. The kinda cultlike Ninjitsu stuff that was popular back then. Lotta schools used to be against crosstraining because they didn’t want you to find out that what you were learning wasn’t going to work.

Guy went on to become very good at jits. We met up again and he was a handful on the mats. Definitely surpassed my limited skillset. But I could still punch him in the face pretty good, haha.

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Did my stretching and single leg work. I’m going to start omitting mentions of this in the log unless something wild happens with it, because I’ve been consistent enough with it at this point that there is no novelty. I’ll log when I DON’T do it.

45 minute TKD lesson was ROUGH. Lotta backsliding. Student was pretty emotional today and it made things tough. Ended up cutting things short and letting a really bad form happen because correcting it seemed even more countervalue compared to just letting it go. The one steps ended up better than last time, but took a lot of doing to get there. Was ready to give the orange belt on Friday, but unless things pull together in a big way that day, it might still be a while. May time out well, as a new gi is on order that’s a size up, so maybe we’ll look good for our belt promotion.

Going to hit the BAS later today.

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PM WORKOUT

5 minute rope skipping

10 rounds on the BAS (2 minute rounds, 1 minute off)

5 minutes rope skipping

Notes: In between the first 4 rounds, I skipped rope and wore MMA gloves. After round 5, I took the 1 minute off and had the 16oz gloves on. Skipped rope after the 10th round for a minute, then did a 5 minute cooldown. Really tried to focus on putting power behind the right hand and in the left hooks. Saw a video of Tyson hitting the pads at 53 years old and realized just how much hips matter in the hook, so tried to really get them in. Was a solid workout. Conditioning keeps getting better.

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The initial face punch usually seals the deal.

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Turning over in the hook makes it feel so much better and snappier for sure. I really wish I didn’t live on the second floor of a complex. I’ve been using a slip bag and I’m thinking of getting another wall mount strike pad, but you make that BAS system sound so sick.

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@oldbeancam Yeah, I’m sure it’d drive neighbors nuts, haha. If you have a carport or something along those lines, it’s something that’s pretty easy to set up and take down, and the only weight is in the sandbags.


PM WORKOUT

Buffalo Bar Squat
5xBar
5x140
3x230
1x320
1x370

REST PAUSE (12 deep breaths between sets)
8x410
4x410
2x410
1x410

1 minute rest

13x1x410 (30 seconds between sets)

SUPERSETS (snatch-hyper)

Reverse hypers 360
1x13
1x15
1x17
1x19

Hang power snatches 78lbs
4x5

Notes: Hamstring is feeling significantly better, but still not 100%. Stopped the topset at the point where it was threatening to snap again. The follow up sets weren’t pleasant, but do-able. Honestly did the max reps because I saw a topic talking about the 405 squat challenge in the powerlifting forum…and that was it. Just talking. Figured there needed to be some doing. Got some pain in my groin on my left side because I’ve been leaning on the right to get me through the squats: used the singles to correct that and things felt much better. Reverse hypers were pulling on the hamstring a bit, so cut the reps down. Was actually decently explosive on the snatches.

Got a total of 30 reps in the squat, so progress from last week, and I didn’t need to do any knee wrap voodoo this time. Very consistent improvement, even if the bruising keeps looking worse.

Also jumped up a full flight of stairs 3 times today on my left foot. Could typically only get through half a landing. Great to see that moving.

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Slightly better photo of the bruising (can get better context)

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I noticed you have pin spotters in your rack. I realize you’re strong enough to not need them in the weight you’re using, but do you think those things are strong enough to protect you in an accident?
I’ve ordered a rack and those come standard with it, but I wonder if I should get the beefier ones, even though I’ll probably not squat or bench over 360 ever again.

Still want to be you next time I’m 30.

Definitely. I have dropped 400+ squats on them before without issue. A few weeks ago even, haha.

Beefier are better because there is less chance of warping your bar. My axle and Buffalo bar are fine, but I have a cheap barbell that turned into a bent bar from doing shrugs on the pins.

And always appreciate the support dude.