I added this to the confession thread a while back. Given your post about eating big thought I would share it here
Your pictures of burgers made me think back to when I used to eat McDonnalds. They would have a special deal of but one Big Mac get one free. I would ask for 2 Big Macs and when the person serving brought them to the counter I would have to explain that I was paying for 2 but actually wanted 4. The look of their face was always priceless.