Wtf. That single sentence right there is what is wrong with all religions. Stop trying to push your beliefs onto other people. If faith helps you and keeps you being a nice person than that’s fine.
I don’t need religion to make me a good, caring helpful person. Nor do I need it sleep better at night. I’m very happy in my life but do I go around preaching my way of life to everyone? Of course not, that would only cause PROBLEMS!
I know what you’re saying, but that particular post of mine wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. I was trying to be hilarious.
What’s your view on dinosaurs?
I don’t know yet. They might have been coexisting with people before the flood.
Well, one thing’s for sure. While Zombocalypse may not convert anyone to his take on Christianity, he’s a whole lot more tolerable and likable than Zeb and Tribis. With a pair like them regularly going to church, it’s no wonder attendance and membership at churches are down these days. You might accidentally bump into one of them.
Damn, Noah is a cruel bastard to take every creature except large reptiles on his ark. I assume that’s the flood you are talking about…
How do you reconcile with the flood wiping out all animal life, Noah having 2 of every animal on the ark (most debates I’ve seen are 2 of certain family types, ie animals that can mate). 1.5 mil species on this planet, with the number growing every year, and the existence of more than 1 race, how do you believe the flood literally happened?
I think the real reason this is happening is because back in the day you only knew what your parents and community told you. Nowadays with the internet and news, people can see that there are other things to believe in… Things that make a lot more sense.
He must be as quick as Santa 
that’s a little generous, wouldn’t you say?
I think you need to open up and let satan into your life.
I was an atheist before I was a Christian. But for a very short time, between the period of me being an atheist and me being a Christian, I was a devil worshiper.
Trust me. You don’t wanna go down that route. You will shit yourself when you realize how very real the supernatural realm is. Theistic satanists (who believe in a literal devil) are much more in tune with their spiritual lives compared to generic Christians and Muslims. The result: They experience things that should never be experienced. If you’re not accustomed to it, you will shit your pants out of fear.
Believe me, I know.
A tad more than a little
Nope not a explanation at all. Why would God, a perfect being, give us an extra 3 muscles around our ears that don’t have any function? I have no problem with you being a Christian but evolution is a fact, you can’t doubt it.
Please tell me more about your supernatural experiences as a devil worshiper.
What are you basing this belief on when there is such overwhelming evidence pointing to another explanation?
It’s a long story. I’ll give you a glimpse, a fraction of what happened to me.
Visualize this for a moment. Imagine the most beautiful woman in the world, the one in your fantasies, the one you jack off to. Imagine her severed head looking into your eyes. Then, you look at her eyes and see darkness. Nothing but a void. She doesn’t exist and doesn’t have a soul… In fact, no one exists and no one have soul. We are all a mass of emptiness and life has no meaning. When we die, we become like her. Yet maybe, we already are…
If that shit doesn’t scare you, I don’t know what will.
And like I said, that’s just a glimpse of what I saw.
Okay.
Interesting.
What brought this vision about? Incantation of sorts? Drugs? Actual severed head?
I have yet to research it, so I don’t know. As far as what I believe in CURRENTLY, which may change, the earth is less than 10,000 years old and if dinosaurs existed, they were not spared from the flood.
Or, I could believe what an old friend once told me. Dinosaur bones were magically created by the devil to lead us away from believing the true history of the world.
Either way, it’s not that important to me. But I’m willing to research it if I really have to.
Do you know of any sources I could look into?