Reaching Level 5?

[quote]sen say wrote:
The mods changed my title from “Who Do I Have To Blow To Reach Level 5”…[/quote]

That is still better than “I Used To Be A Level 5 And Blew Someone, Now I’m A Level 4. WTF?”

I’m a level 3 now. Talk about giving someone a complex.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
SSC wrote:
Artem wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Who’s number one?

Someone who spent $58,016.66.

That better be either a pro BBer or an eccentric building a functional building out of Surge.

Hey, it’s more productive than buying $58,016.66 dollars worth of cocaine, yes?

But nowhere near as much fun!!

I would think.[/quote]

Nice save.

Well I’m still a level 1…sent them an email almost 2 months ago (they have me down as only having made 2 orders…said they would get on it and fix it…nothing yet)…

At least the shipping is fast!!

[quote]ProgMtl wrote:
Well I’m still a level 1…sent them an email almost 2 months ago (they have me down as only having made 2 orders…said they would get on it and fix it…nothing yet)…[/quote]

I would really have a complex if I were you.

Even I am not bad enough to touch this one.

I was being sarcastic…couldn’t give a crap about what level I am…sorry for the confusion.

[quote]ProgMtl wrote:
I was being sarcastic…couldn’t give a crap about what level I am…sorry for the confusion.[/quote]

So was I. Sorry:(

I’m Level 4 so that makes me cooler than anyone except other level 4’s (same coolness) and of course level 5’s (uber cool dudes and super hot but huge vixens).

V

My therapist says I’m working through that issue rather nicely :slight_smile:

I wonder what it’s like at the T-Nation shipping headquarters…I picture like a Santa’s workshop, but with a mix of super hot chicks and dopey big guys…the chicks sit around all day taking the orders and getting the big guys to do all the work…naturally all the chicks are nymphomaniacal bisexuals…but…the only men they will allow access to their Va-jay-jays are Level 4s and above…

I imagine the chicks all giggle in euphoric pleasure when they see my Alpha Male order coming through and bark at the dopey big guys to hurry up because ‘Senny Baby’ needs his secret weapon…

[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’m Level 4 so that makes me cooler than anyone except other level 4’s (same coolness) and of course level 5’s (uber cool dudes and super hot but huge vixens).

V[/quote]

That’s pretty much how I look at it too.

[quote]sen say wrote:
The mods changed my title from “Who Do I Have To Blow To Reach Level 5”…[/quote]

The levels aren’t indicative of who you blow, but rather how you blow.

I’ve been told that I’m getting better and am hoping to reach level 5 soon.

[quote]sen say wrote:
I wonder what it’s like at the T-Nation shipping headquarters…I picture like a Santa’s workshop, but with a mix of super hot chicks and dopey big guys…the chicks sit around all day taking the orders and getting the big guys to do all the work…naturally all the chicks are nymphomaniacal bisexuals…but…the only men they will allow access to their Va-jay-jays are Level 4s and above…

I imagine the chicks all giggle in euphoric pleasure when they see my Alpha Male order coming through and bark at the dopey big guys to hurry up because ‘Senny Baby’ needs his secret weapon…[/quote]

I was down there this weekend - I couldn’t wait for my shipment to arrive so I picked it up myself. You’ve pretty much hit the nail on the head.

It was a VERY good weekend.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

I was down there this weekend - I couldn’t wait for my shipment to arrive so I picked it up myself. You’ve pretty much hit the nail on the head.

It was a VERY good weekend.[/quote]

But I notice that you are only a level 1 still. Need to work on that technique, huh?

[quote]Christine wrote:
sen say wrote:
The mods changed my title from “Who Do I Have To Blow To Reach Level 5”…

The levels aren’t indicative of who you blow, but rather how you blow.

I’ve been told that I’m getting better and am hoping to reach level 5 soon.[/quote]

Does anyone else get sent to back alleys to attempt a promotion to Level 5 to find a strange man handing a $5.00 bill to TC?

[quote]Christine wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:

I was down there this weekend - I couldn’t wait for my shipment to arrive so I picked it up myself. You’ve pretty much hit the nail on the head.

It was a VERY good weekend.

But I notice that you are only a level 1 still. Need to work on that technique, huh?[/quote]

Yeah, they kept saying something about “no teeth” but I wasn’t really paying attention.

I’m willing to bet that the person who spent $60K owns a supplement store. I have seen more than one store selling Biotest supplements, manly all forms of Spike, HOT-ROX, and Alpha Male.

Aw my order history hasn’t been updated since Jan of this year :frowning:

Sen Darlin, You are a level 5 in my eye’s!:wink:

I rule!

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
I rule![/quote]

Funny, that’s exactly what the man with the $5 bills said about you.

Well, he didn’t say “I rule.”

He said, “AngryVader rules!”

I think I saw a $10 bill exchange hands that day.