So I took alot of the the thoughts from our previous discussion on ‘Wigger’ issues about a month ago to heart and tried to change.
I decided to not be so judgmental, and so when I was down visiting my brother in a smallish town, working at his bar for the Thanksgiving break. I befriended a guy who if I were still as judgmental as I used to be, may be called a ‘wegro.’
Anyways this dude is some country kind of hoosier, who likes hiphop and hunting. When we weren’t barbacking me and him would throw down on some rap instrumentals on my ipod. I’d spit Spanish and he’d spit his wiibonics.
Anyways, we grew on eachother and he took me out to some parties one night because I don’t know too many people in the town. We went to some gigantic shed party and it was all local people 20 somethings there either in town regular or on vacation from school. A bunch of the ones who were local were what can only be describe as, “camo hoody wiggers.”
I was up in this shed party, drinking alot, and two brothas showed up. It seems like a few people knew them but the general reception was varied.
They came by, and said what’s up to my friend who I was talking with and then said ‘Hi’ to me.
I said hi, but was really drunk. Anyways, guy asks me where, I’m from. I was drunk and kind of feeling a little sick so, I zoned out for a moment. I guess he took this as me somehow rejecting him, or playing too cool, I dunno.
He repeated pretty adamantly, “I’m akksing you a question?!!? You heard me?”
And I kinda steadied my mentality, and responded sorta jerkishly cuz this guy seemed like a prick the way he was talking to me. “I’m from ALAKKSA”
My buddy started laughing and set himself back, and accidentally knocked this guy’s malt over the floor, that he had just set down. At which point this dude, got pissy and walked off.
Some time went by, the dude I came with followed up on what had happened. “Why they gotta always prounounce it, ‘axe,’” Which suprised me because he always appeared to be a lover of black culture and language, to the point of emulating. At least, so I had thought.
Anyways, he walked outside had a smoke, walked inside , and as he walked in, got just DECKED in the temple from the side. It really took me by suprise. He was floored, so I chased in from outside, and saw both of the black dudes, right there, laughing. I just shouted, "WTF why did you do that? " Guy went all simian with crazy hand motions, making a pistol hand and pointing it at my face. Implying he was going to murder me or something. So I went into a rage, and did a judo style throw through his extended arm and dropped the guy
The other black dude tackled me. By this time, my ‘wigger’ friend was up and jacked the guy in the face. We were all going at it until this really big really swarthy white guy came in eith a hunting rifle and started shouting for us to stop. A bunch of people started grabbing everyone and pulling them off eacother.
The guy with the rifle appeared to be the owner of the shed, and was asking “WTF JUST HAPPENED HERE.”
The black dude was saying something about us spilling his beer on purpose and making fun of the way he talks. I was just shaking my head and saying I jumped in and tried to protect my buddy. My buddy the wigger was all “Look man, I don’t speak SWAHILI!!!” and he was dropping N-Bombs left and right. Anyways long story short, the two other dudes got sent home, and we were allowed to stay for a little long but were asked to leave after we’d sobered a bit.
I was shocked, I thought this dude who was so into hip hop and african-american urban style had just completely lost his mind. This guy was the first ‘racist wigger,’ I’ve ever met in my life. It was pretty ridiculous. Have any of you guys seen an individual who matches the wigger archetype, but turn into a virulent racist like this?