[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Oh… so you asked him anyway? Wow. You took my non-Muslim-brother advice then.
lol[/quote]
Progress! Wooooo
[quote]skank wrote:
Thanks for the advices and funny comments.
He called me today kind of off guard and said he will be in town tomorow. I told him I knew a really good Muslim place here in town and he said sounds good. I then said ‘well… unless you want to try some western food…’ which he responded that he must go to halal restaurants only.
… OR KFC. lol. Serious.
So i figure one night xinjiang food, next night Extra Crispy 3 piece. :)[/quote]
Haha. Funny story.
I was with my wife in an Egyptian Costa Cafe and she ordered some breakfast sandwich.
About half way through it, I noticed it had HAM in between a bunch of other stuff.
Once I informed her, she gave me no real response, and completed eating the entire sandwich with all of its porky goodness.
Turns out - if you didn’t know it was pork, it’s ok to eat it!
Seafood is always halal, keep it simple.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Also I have no Idea what Halal means.
V[/quote]
Well “Halal” me to translate.[/quote]
hahahahaha well done
[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
Turns out - if you didn’t know it was pork, it’s ok to eat it![/quote]
Apparently society is filled with loopholes like this.
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
Turns out - if you didn’t know it was pork, it’s ok to eat it![/quote]
Apparently society is filled with loopholes like this.[/quote]
Yes, surprise buttseks is one such loophole.
WWVD
Good news!
I asked the gods of lifting today about your problems.
Hercules bellowed “as long as it’s redblooded and struggled to live, you may eat it! Also, olives, pizza, and non-french cheese are allowed, too, as are all kinds of snakes that you strangled with your own hands.”
Speaking of “halal”, Hanuman was laughing his furry ass off when I mentioned it.
He drew a rude caricature of M. with his tail in the middle of an indian club set, shouting: “A scrawny god like him shouldn’t give out nutrition advice. It’s no secret why the guy who btw only has like, 114 posts, doesn’t want his picture to be shown around. Take it from me: milk & club-swings, and everything else that helps you grow”.
Rostam was squatting 1 million lbs with Mercury spotting him so I left them alone.
My understanding of Halal meat is that a cleric walks into a meat processing factory, chants a few “Durka Durka, Muhammad Jihad!” incantations, and basically infuses the meat of the entire factory with an Islamic magic.
Or something along those lines…
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
My understanding of Halal meat is that a cleric walks into a meat processing factory, chants a few “Durka Durka, Muhammad Jihad!” incantations, and basically infuses the meat of the entire factory with an Islamic magic.
Or something along those lines…[/quote]
The potential is strong in this one
[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:
:([/quote]
Ah, my apologies. I forgot the “Hakka Sherpa Sherpa, Abakala!” portion of the incantation.
All I’m saying is that if about 1.5 billion muslim brothers and sisters are NOT going to eat bacon, I’m going to do all I can to keep it from going to waste.
Religious tolerance of Muslims has never been a problem for me because it means more.bacon.4.me.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
All I’m saying is that if about 1.5 billion muslim brothers and sisters are NOT going to eat bacon, I’m going to do all I can to keep it from going to waste.
Religious tolerance of Muslims has never been a problem for me because it means more.bacon.4.me.[/quote]
Less demand, cheaper prices.