Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

personally, I think it’s more manly for a guy to have a shaved head and full beard, not one of those fufu goatee or chin hair only jobs like they have out here in Californigay.

I know this is hard for people to believe but the physical part of cheerleading is hard and dangerous as shit. When i first started i got suckered into trying that part. I was told that i didnt have to do any dancing or motions or “cheerleading”. All i was going to do was back flips and throw girls up and catch em with one hand. That part was cool as hell. But as i got more and more into it, they started to change on me. They started to get into more rah rah shit and that is why i quit. For the record, i didnt start out as a cheerleader and i didnt end up as a cheerleader. Everyone should have to try to have a girl stand on your one hand while not moving your feet and not dropping her. Its hard as shiznit. They are always trying to get more and more guys to try it and thats the way they get you hooked. They tell you that you dont have to do any gay shit and then they throw that at you at the last minute. For instance, last year at Nationals we obliterated the competition on difficulty and execution but lost by 12 points because our signs werent big enough. I put in my notice the next day and told them i was done with this gay ass shit.