I reminded of what Rodney Carrington said about gay guys.
“The famous ones are always coming out of the closet, but you never hear of one going back in. You never hear about some actor saying ‘been sucking dick for 25 years, tired of it, want some pussy. I’m going back in the closet.’ That must be one damn big closet.”
Personally my thoughts, if you want to be gay, fine, but don’t expect me to consider your sexual preference reason to consider you a “minority” and give you any litle damn right you want. And don’t even call me a bigot if I say what you are doing is not what i want my children exposed to or taught about.
It seems that in America now you are tolerant only to the point that your views make someone else uncomftorable
You’re right Jim, you talk about feelings now and then, but just enough to be"different than other me". A real man can dress himself and does know not to wear tube sox with a tuxedo.
Here are some more tips. Fireworks, are good. Learn to drive a stick shift. Red with meat, white with fish, beer with anything. Never let a good friend go down the “oh my god she was fat!” road unless it would be very funny.
If you can’t fix stuff, be useful enough at your job to have the cash to hire a guy who can. Know one very good strip club. You should also be able to remove a bra clasp in under 1/2 second. ART helps develop this. I actually think we were taught this in level three.
Like the tips Irondoc. Would add in:
learn the basics of car repair, or at least how to change the damn oil and a tire.
Understand the fundamentals of all casino games. Slots are not manly, esp. nickel ones
Know how to properly grill steaks, chicken, ribs, etc. and never be caught wearing one of those stupid ass aprons while doing so.
Know your wife/girlfriend whatevers, sizes and don’t be afraid to go into Victorias Secret and get something.(Rule on that is, go for comfortable and/or romantic, not what the girl in Vegas had on. )(what girl in Vegas? Exactly). She’ll appreciate it more and it’ll increase the odds of it spending more time on the bedroom floor than on her.
Tie your ties properly, always buy silk ones.
And on the bra in 1/2 second, be able to do one handed, both hands
Oh, and I live in the San Francisco of the Midwest. There are gays galore here. It doesn’t bother me, I just don’t go out around here. There’s this one guy, St. Louis Bob, who struts around EVERY NIGHT wearing a tutu of some sort, full body spandex, fufu boots with fluffy ball on them, twirling a baton and blowing a whistle. No joke. He won St. Louis-an of the year award for spreading happiness. Yeah farking right - everyone just laughs at him, but he doesn’t care.
Oh and before he did this, he was a flight attendant. No joke, either.
Gay guys GET all the ladies. But they don’t GET TO HAVE all the ladies.
Dan – I’m done with preference programs, too. If we start treating everybody the same, there’s no reason to treat anyone different.
Still, kids have to have some idea what’s going on in case it applies to them. Thinking they’re alone is what makes for f’d up teens and adults. My son is a high school senior and one of the most popular clubs is what I guess I’d call the “diversity club.” It’s probably 90+% straight kids (including mine – the straight guys seem to be in it just to be around the hot lesbian chicks), but the point of the thing is to provide education and try to help cut down on the isolation that gay kids feel. That isolation leads to all kinds of problems, including teen suicide. I think it’s cool that the kids in the club don’t give a crap about other people’s sexual preference.
I also think that Nate has major sack for keeping his cool when people think he’s gay.
Much as I respect irondoc and have profited from his advice in the past, I have to call him onto the carpet here. Vis:
“…watching anything with John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, anything by Kirusowa, or The Sopranos …” [emphasis added]
For the love of God, man, it’s Kurosawa! Normally I would let this pass, but for a person of your intelligence to get three out of four vowels wrong is simply disgraceful. Do we talk about “The Suvin Semaroi”? No. Do we talk about “Rishumin”? No.
Really, I expect better from the person who, virtually single-handedly, invented the Japanese feudal system of rice-paddy management. (And I’m sure that you’ve stopped to reflect on the fact that, alone among the major industrialized countries, Japan’s medieval period coincided with its classical one. But that’s another thread…)
I think I’m going to get an older Gateway keyboard also. I’ve been typo man since I got last years model. The new one’s a little lighter and I just make to many mistakes.
I forget the actor’s name, but last year I bought the Lone Wolf and Cub movie series. Great swordplay. Any suggestions for some other samurai flicks?
Nate - if you have a Prince Albert, then you are gay. If not, I just want to say that I’ve seen a nipple get ripped off from a piercing. It was a baseball game, and the guy got brushed back by a pitch. The jersey caught his nip, and no nip for you!! It was gone. Talk about nasty.
Lets,faces it most attractive women like the gay men, pretty boy,GQ, look especially out here in NYC. I also do more looks from women when wearning more designer clothing then t-shirts and jeans. So taking adivse from a gay man on how to dress ect… may not be a bad a idea…
Goldberg was a cheerleader (consider to be a gay/female sport).
