Prof X--Missing

[quote]Kuz wrote:
BostonBarrister wrote:
jsbrook wrote:

Mmmm…the more I hear about this whole lawyer thing, the less enthused I am. I think my new plan is to marry an heiress. I can be a house-husband. I’ll lift and take care of the kids. Have time to surf and scuba dive and the occasional bong hit. Congratulations on the promotion thought!

I think dealing with Paris Hilton would be more work than dealing with most clients…

The only thing you really need to know to get prepared for your schedule will be that if you go to a big firm you will not have control over your schedule, nor will it be predictable. But you’ll be paid well. There’s your Faustian bargain. =-)

I opted out of the big law firm life early on… but somehow got sucked into the big Fortune 50 company life instead. Hmm… what the hell happened? lol

But I do love my job. It’s just been busy because we are down a few people and in the midst of hiring. Now working at a place like BB does… that makes my skin crawl. lol[/quote]

Haha. Nah-it’s all good.

[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
Mmmm…the more I hear about this whole lawyer thing, the less enthused I am. I think my new plan is to marry an heiress. I can be a house-husband. I’ll lift and take care of the kids. Have time to surf and scuba dive and the occasional bong hit.

I am still looking for this gig.[/quote]

When you find this gig, and MJ is sitting alone at home, don’t worry about a thing… :wink:

[quote]heron wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
Mmmm…the more I hear about this whole lawyer thing, the less enthused I am. I think my new plan is to marry an heiress. I can be a house-husband. I’ll lift and take care of the kids. Have time to surf and scuba dive and the occasional bong hit.

I am still looking for this gig.

When you find this gig, and MJ is sitting alone at home, don’t worry about a thing… ;)[/quote]

Yeah-and let me know when you find it.

[quote]heron wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
Mmmm…the more I hear about this whole lawyer thing, the less enthused I am. I think my new plan is to marry an heiress. I can be a house-husband. I’ll lift and take care of the kids. Have time to surf and scuba dive and the occasional bong hit.

I am still looking for this gig.

When you find this gig, and MJ is sitting alone at home, don’t worry about a thing… ;)[/quote]

Yeah-and let me know when you find it.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
The3toedSloth wrote:
Kuz wrote:
helga wrote:
91 fucking posts.

Seriously T-Nation. You people need to get lives.

And 50% of them not about the original topic, so who cares?

Only 50% ? Most threads stray after the first post. Now about my son… and Ding Dongs…

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Oh yeah, how’s he doing with those? I think I can actually ascribe 1 lb of bodyfat to you and that post. I had completely forgotten about those little demons until that post. Since then, i’ve had a few.

DB[/quote]

He’s pretty much moved on. He had decided he liked Twinkies better, which has gotten me thinking about a paternity test… I mean, white cake? C’mon… He’s not into any particular junk food right now, just kind of likes to sample them all.

How’s your svelte, cheetahlike ass?

|/ 3Toes

[quote]vroom wrote:
gojira wrote:
7522 posts…son, you need a twelve step program.

I don’t need a twelve step program, I need to find myself a single vixen! That might keep me away from the keyboard for a while…
[/quote]

I think it works the other way:
If you get away from your keyboard, you might find yourself a single vixen or T-woman.

Since we have a credible explaination of where Prof X probably got to…

I know there was another thread about missing members, but I bet more members are wondering where ayame87 got to. The chick who posted a few panty shots then disappeared.

[i]ayame87

Last Post: 2006-03-31

Occupation: cock smoker[/i]

(straight from her profile)

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Or Fat Tony. I’d have to lay odds that he had a heart attack.

[i]Fat Tony

Last Post: 2006-02-24

Body fat %: 97%[/i]

(straight from his profile)

|/ 3Toes


And until I searched for BarneyFife’s posts, and saw he just posted the other day… I would have laid odds that his psycho girlfriend shot him.

What’s new on the lady-friend front, Barney?

|/ 3Toes

I found Professor X; he is doing commercials about Identity theft for the credit card Co. It uses a female voice and Professor X sitting on a bench.

Prof X’s last post was on 4/21 and Pookie’s was on 4/23.

I’d still bet that they are in Iran marking targets. Pookie is Canadian so this means the Canadians are going in this time too, thank God.
:slight_smile:

HH

[quote]gojira wrote:
vroom wrote:
gojira wrote:
7522 posts…son, you need a twelve step program.

I don’t need a twelve step program, I need to find myself a single vixen! That might keep me away from the keyboard for a while…

I think it works the other way:
If you get away from your keyboard, you might find yourself a single vixen or T-woman. [/quote]

Somehow, I think that one was just too easy.

She told me she was moving to DE. This was in the beginning of March I think.

[quote]The3toedSloth wrote:
Since we have a credible explaination of where Prof X probably got to…

I know there was another thread about missing members, but I bet more members are wondering where ayame87 got to. The chick who posted a few panty shots then disappeared.

[i]ayame87

Last Post: 2006-03-31

Occupation: cock smoker[/i]

(straight from her profile)

|/ 3Toes[/quote]

[quote]gojira wrote:
There are some of us whose lives do not revolve around posting on this website.
[/quote]

Yeah, but some of us do have lives that revolve around reading this website. It’s rather inconsiderate of people to just disappear like that.

Catfight!! Kidding, kidding, dont pounce on me…hmmm…not such a bad idea, lmao.

[quote]christine wrote:
gojira wrote:
There are some of us whose lives do not revolve around posting on this website.

Yeah, but some of us do have lives that revolve around reading this website. It’s rather inconsiderate of people to just disappear like that.

[/quote]

[quote]vroom wrote:
gojira wrote:
7522 posts…son, you need a twelve step program.

I don’t need a twelve step program, I need to find myself a single vixen! That might keep me away from the keyboard for a while…
[/quote]

Get away from the keyboard for a while and you’ll meet a T-Vixen. Wow- that was deep.

[quote]harris447 wrote:
All sarcasm aside, I hope everything’s all right.[/quote]

me too. :confused:

[quote]brokenground wrote:
harris447 wrote:
All sarcasm aside, I hope everything’s all right.

me too. :/[/quote]

me also, I kind of miss the Professor.

jt

Without going all Oogie on this thead, I think I read somewhere that he was off to do some huminatarian work shortly.

Either that or the X3 premiere.