The Professor is done gone missing! I though something was off. He hasn’t posted since the 21st of April.
K, I’m really bored.
The prof has just been oogied again!
Is it time to call on the rescue teams?
Maybe Magneto got him?
[quote]algian wrote:
Is it time to call on the rescue teams?[/quote]
No, that wont work… In fact, we may have to get a bit more drastic. I’m going to call a local high school and ask if any of there cross country runners would like to post pix here and ask about cutting advice.
[quote]Magarhe wrote:
Maybe Magneto got him?
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Good one.
I heard he’s at a Mr. T fan club seminar in Vegas.
[quote]kurmatt wrote:
I heard he’s at a Mr. T fan club seminar in Vegas.[/quote]
Actually, Mr. T has a new show coming out. It’s called, “I Pity the Foo(l)”. It’s some sort of motivational thing. I just wanna know if he lives in the A-team van down by the river.
[quote]Ryu13 wrote:
algian wrote:
Is it time to call on the rescue teams?
No, that wont work… In fact, we may have to get a bit more drastic. I’m going to call a local high school and ask if any of there cross country runners would like to post pix here and ask about cutting advice.[/quote]
That is a mighty good idea. Get cracking on the case!
Criminy Batman - maybe he took a vacation!
What a lame topic…
Just goes to show that some of our readers are only here to read and or post bashings on others that come here for information or help.
The site and the information presented does not go bad just because someone doesn’t post in a few days.
Maybe now you can focus on actually reading the site for information instead of all the people bashing that has taken over.
[quote]Magarhe wrote:
Maybe Magneto got him?
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Or maybe he’s just using his uber telepathic powers to make us believe he isn’t here…
I noticed that too! I’ve argued a lot with him but hope he is okay. The boards seem empty without him! 
Come back, Professor!!
Good!
Damn, give the guy a break already… I’m guessing that duty calls once again.
Whew! I got a little worried when all of April went by without a thread specifically dedicated to ProfX.
I’m glad to see we’ve gotten May off to a proper start.
On second thought, I can’t believe I just contributed to this thread…
Its pretty obvious what happened: http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1043774
He could have entered into a bulking cycle, which for him, probably doesn’t leave him much time for anything but lifting and eating.
DB
I heard that he was performing surgery on Chuck Norris for sore and damaged right foot. Apparently, it was caused from all those roundhouse kicks he’s given out over the years.
They tried to put Chuck Norris under anesthesia, but Chuck Norris said, “I don’t need no stinkin’ anesthesia.”
He then proceeded to kick everyone’s ass in the operating room. An epic battle with the Professor ensued. Unfortunately, Professor X wasn’t able to stop Chuck Norris despite his best efforts.
Chuck Norris told Professor X that he’ll whoop his ass just like he did to Mr. T and Bruce Lee. He then proceeded to give the Professor a roundhouse kick to the head that left X in a coma.
[quote]MODOK wrote:
He’s probably getting ready for the premiere of X-3 anyway…had to get his head shaved and professionally waxed for all the upcoming interviews.[/quote]
He’s probably already in line.
[quote]Kliplemet wrote:
good riddens
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good spelling