You know you might be out in Vegas for your buddy Mikes bachelor party. You and all the guys are hanging out in the hotel room getting a few drinks cause the pool bar down at the MGM is friggin expensive. After having a few drinks its time to go down to the pool and you tell everyone:
“hey I’ll meet you guys down there cause I gotta take a shit”
Then after making fun of you for a while they leave. You go into the bathroom and rub one out real quick thinking of this hot cougar that you hooked up with the night before. You know, so that you have that post sex semi chub… you guys know what I’m talking about. After that you blast out a bunch of pushups to get a sweet pump on. Then when you’re all primed up you roll down to the pool looking super jacked and you’re side piping like a motherfucker. That way all the girls at the pool come up and are all over you?
completely a hypothetical question… never happens to me…
You don’t mean how some guys wear speedos under their trunks and stuff it with a bananna so it looks like your hung like a porn star with your trunks on do you? Or when you shave all the body hair off your chest and stomach then pull your trunks down as low as you can to show off as much abs as you can, do 100 pushups, followed by 100 situps to get your abs pumped? Or when you sneak a bottle of Chloroform in your trunk pocket incase you still can’t get lucky? Or when you spend 10 min flexing in the mirror, trying to figure out how to flex without looking like you’re flexing but still be flexing?
Thats not what you’re talking about is it?? Cuz if it is then, no thats never happened to me.
when I was in SD, I was planning on going to the rooftop pool party at the hard rock that particular sunday night, and I figured I would do a few pushups/weightless shoulder presses before I went out.
Long story short, I was drinking all day at the pool, went up the room and then woke up at 3 45am. FML
I felt like a tool for A. planning on doing the above, and B. for passing out. LOL
As for rubbing one out before I go out… fuck that.
when I was in SD, I was planning on going to the rooftop pool party at the hard rock that particular sunday night, and I figured I would do a few pushups/weightless shoulder presses before I went out.
Long story short, I was drinking all day at the pool, went up the room and then woke up at 3 45am. FML
I felt like a tool for A. planning on doing the above, and B. for passing out. LOL
As for rubbing one out before I go out… fuck that. [/quote]
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
100 pushups before going to the pool ftw. All the guys in your group will think youre a tool, but its all about pussy. Dont hate the player…[/quote]
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
100 pushups before going to the pool ftw. All the guys in your group will think youre a tool, but its all about pussy. Dont hate the player…[/quote]
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
I think a couple of push ups and a pit stop in the bathroom is a fine call.
On a side note, AndrewG909 seems very odd.[/quote]
LMAO, I love the internet… i get to be as crazy and unaccountable for my posts as I want. In real life I swear I’m actually a pretty cool guy. Even my mom and sis say so!
pushups ive never done in the bathroom…but i am guilty of going to a party with some friends, where there were girls that knew me from being pre-swole. did some bench dips and randomly curled shit in my truck for 2 minutes up the street heh. it worked…
Not sure wtf this thread is really about, don’t EVER tell someone you are going to take a shit, even if you really have to. Just go handle your business, no one needs to know you are going to lay cable.
Now, as for the pool party, just make sure you are groomed ok (this is code for making sure you don’t have a shit ton of back hair). No one wants to see that shit, least of all chicks. This is why its ideal to be in some degree of good shape at all times, you never know when your buddy calls you up and says, “bro, I hooked up some hotties for us, come on through later tonight, bring rubbers.”
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
I think a couple of push ups and a pit stop in the bathroom is a fine call.
On a side note, AndrewG909 seems very odd.[/quote]
LMAO, I love the internet… i get to be as crazy and unaccountable for my posts as I want. In real life I swear I’m actually a pretty cool guy. Even my mom and sis say so![/quote]
of course his mother also named him Oedipus and still hopes for that fantasy to be realized
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
I don’t really understand the question…
You don’t mean how some guys wear speedos under their trunks and stuff it with a bananna so it looks like your hung like a porn star with your trunks on do you? Or when you shave all the body hair off your chest and stomach then pull your trunks down as low as you can to show off as much abs as you can, do 100 pushups, followed by 100 situps to get your abs pumped? Or when you sneak a bottle of Chloroform in your trunk pocket incase you still can’t get lucky? Or when you spend 10 min flexing in the mirror, trying to figure out how to flex without looking like you’re flexing but still be flexing?
Thats not what you’re talking about is it?? Cuz if it is then, no thats never happened to me.[/quote]
haha…Hey does this cloth smell like choroform??? Works everytime…