Powerfull Image?!?!! 8/26/05

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That is a beautiful haircut, I need to find out more about who does her hair.

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Did you miss the ass sticking out that just screams “smack me while you hit it from behind”, or are you one of those sensative types that wants to braid her hair instead of use it as a handle.(not that there’s anything wrong with that)

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[quote]mindeffer01 wrote:
Did you miss the ass sticking out that just screams “smack me while you hit it from behind”, or are you one of those sensative types that wants to braid her hair instead of use it as a handle.(not that there’s anything wrong with that)
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I’m sure he was joking…maybe. If not, why bother to write it?

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She’s definitely a cutie! Dig the shoes… they look just like a pair I have.

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[quote]jsbrook wrote:
mindeffer01 wrote:
Did you miss the ass sticking out that just screams “smack me while you hit it from behind”, or are you one of those sensative types that wants to braid her hair instead of use it as a handle.(not that there’s anything wrong with that)

I’m sure he was joking…maybe. If not, why bother to write it? [/quote]

So was I. I realy like braided handles.

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[quote]mindeffer01 wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
mindeffer01 wrote:
Did you miss the ass sticking out that just screams “smack me while you hit it from behind”, or are you one of those sensative types that wants to braid her hair instead of use it as a handle.(not that there’s anything wrong with that)

I’m sure he was joking…maybe. If not, why bother to write it?

So was I. I realy like braided handles.
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hehe-right on.

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Who is she and what’s her number?

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… that stairs rocks…

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I’m the one that gives her her pubic hair cut.

…Not quite sure if thats the hair cut you’re talking about but its hair, its hers, and I cut it (acutally shave it, but 6 and one half dozen of the other).

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[quote]chrismcl wrote:
I’m the one that gives her her pubic hair cut.

…Not quite sure if thats the hair cut you’re talking about but its hair, its hers, and I cut it (acutally shave it, but 6 and one half dozen of the other).[/quote]

Uh, ok…

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There should be a caption contest on this photo.
“You want me to climb the stairs in these shoes! My knee hurts just thinking about it. I’d sooner slide up this banister.”

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Is this the triumphant return of powerful images of eye-candy women? Excellent.

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Yeah, this is niiice.

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I guess I’ll have to be the first to say this, as nobody seems to dare:

  1. She has no calf development. I mean, look at them, they barely curve from the back of the knee to the ankles.

  2. Insufficient tricep development. There seems to be a teeny, weeny little bit of shadow there, maybe, maybe marking the coveted horseshoe. I think it’s just the lighting though.

  3. No quads! Is there anything sexier than that line that runs down the side of the thigh created by a strong vastus lateralis bursting under the ITB? I think not.

  4. Pathetic forearms. She has definitely not done any fat-bar work lately; I would soon put an end to that (make what you will of this last statement).

  5. Missing deltoids. Can she even raise her arm laterally? Maybe that’s why she has that pose. Even when I zoom in the photo I cannot make out the three heads of the deltoid. A powerful image without deltoids? Please…

  6. The arse. What’s wrong with it? You ask. Well, the photographer has been very sneaky with the illumination he’s used. It’s the old trick of “I’ll shine 60,000W of light on her arse, get her to lick her lips and maybe nobody will realise what a thin-fat person she is.” I’ve seen it all before. Yeah, bend over a bit, shine the light, what a bum, yay. Guys, her bum is round. Guess what, everyone’s bum is round! But what I want to know is: is it hard? Is it 220lb-deadlift hard? Is it 5x5x160lb-reverse-hypers hard? Will it crush a nut when she clenches it? Those are the questions we should be asking, gentlemen, as therein lies the merit of a worthy arse.

Nice hair though. Probably would look nice braided, too.

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UMMM UHHH UMMM UHHH can’t sentence right with speak…too much hotness {{{{{Staring blankly at image and drooling with visions of euphoria}}}}

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She looks like a run of the mill stripper…yawwwwnnnn…

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[quote]tumbeh wrote:
I’d sooner slide up this banister."[/quote]

I wouldnt mind her sliding up my banister

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[quote]Miserere wrote:
6) The arse. What’s wrong with it? You ask… Will it crush a nut when she clenches it?

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Err… umm… I certinly hope not.

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[quote]michelle69 wrote:
Miserere wrote:
I guess I’ll have to be the first to say this, as nobody seems to dare:

  1. She has no calf development.
    …

  2. Insufficient tricep development.
    …

  3. No quads!
    …

  4. Pathetic forearms.
    …

  5. Missing deltoids.
    …

  6. The arse. What’s wrong with it? You ask. Well, the photographer has been very sneaky with the illumination he’s used.
    …
    Nice hair though. Probably would look nice braided, too.

Ok. So my fiance and I were having the same conversation about this ‘powerful image’, and I too said all of these things about it. We were surprised the model chosen to be displayed to such connoisseurs of fit bodies looks like she may step on a treadmill on occassion.

This led to us taking a similar picture of me w/out the shoes(they are in my locker at work). I have only been diligently working out for six weeks and would love to hear some comments regarding the issue.[/quote]

A good effort. Note though, that you need to turn left about 15 degrees, to display both cheeks of your butt, which is one of the highlights of the original picture.

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[quote]michelle69 wrote:
This led to us taking a similar picture of me w/out the shoes(they are in my locker at work). I have only been diligently working out for six weeks and would love to hear some comments regarding the issue.[/quote]

deanosumo, I think it might be more like 20 degrees :wink:

Thanks for agreeing with me, Michelle. And here are my critical comments. I usually charge for this sort of thing, but seeing as we’re on T-Nation I’ll do it for free.

Direct comparison is difficult due to the discrepancy in posing angle pointed out by deanosumo, but most noticeably by your lack of a 60,000W light source. From what I can see, where you to have the shadows created by this light, you would look much more athletic than the powerful image model, despite being a gym newbie. This can only mean you have great potential, good luck tapping it! On to the details:

  1. Calves. Congratulations Michelle, because you actually have some (do you wear high heels a lot?) They are visible in both legs, despite the light, and are proportional to your thigh size.

  2. Triceps. Hmmm… I think I can make out some tricep development, but the lighting is just not right.

  3. Quads. I can see your vastus lateralis, so I’d say there’s potential for growth. Keep up the squats! (And if you’re not doing them, do.)

  4. Forearms. This was me being a bit picky really :slight_smile: I don’t think girls can develop massive forearms.

  5. Deltoids. Again, bad lighting, but it seems like we might be able to make out the separation between the lateral and rear delts. Nice!

  6. The arse. Err… It’s round! I don’t know what I can say here without offending both your fiance and my fiancee. Can you crack a nut open with it?

You have a good base to work from, Michelle, so keep at it and you’ll be the envy of all the pseudo-powerful image girls.

Is your fiance a T-Nationer too? I think you should now take a pic of him in the above position. See how he compares to the powerful image girl. :slight_smile: