[quote]vroom wrote:
Connect the dots? What could I possibly have left out? :p[/quote]
I hope you don’t use this brand of humor with your date.
How did it occur that you went in for a haircut, and by the time you left, you had a blind date lined up?
That explains a lot…I haven’t had a single blind date in the six months since my last haircut, and now I know why. Perhaps I will never again ask my mother to get out the bowl and scissors and meet me on the porch.
Seriously though, you guys are a riot.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
How did it occur that you went in for a haircut, and by the time you left, you had a blind date lined up?[/quote]
LOL… looking for pointers?
[quote]vroom wrote:
LOL… looking for pointers?[/quote]
No, just intensely curious.
Besides, I’m a special case.
[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
I think a true blind date should be conducted with blind folds or masks on so you really know if you like eachother before seeing eachoter first.
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They have dating parties like this… they turn out the lights in a restaurant, and everyone eats and talks in darkness; only at the end of the night do they turn the lights on. The idea is that you’ll talk to people and decide if you like them before seeing them.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
I think a true blind date should be conducted with blind folds or masks on so you really know if you like eachother before seeing eachoter first.
They have dating parties like this… they turn out the lights in a restaurant, and everyone eats and talks in darkness; only at the end of the night do they turn the lights on. The idea is that you’ll talk to people and decide if you like them before seeing them.[/quote]
I hate to sound shallow and all…but how they look has a lot to do with how much I like them. A fat girl can be sweet as hell, but if she ate the damn table, I don’t want any part of it.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
I hate to sound shallow and all…but how they look has a lot to do with how much I like them. A fat girl can be sweet as hell, but if she ate the damn table, I don’t want any part of it.
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Oh, I agree.
Plus, I really don’t want anyone to be judging me on my personality.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
nephorm wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
I think a true blind date should be conducted with blind folds or masks on so you really know if you like eachother before seeing eachoter first.
They have dating parties like this… they turn out the lights in a restaurant, and everyone eats and talks in darkness; only at the end of the night do they turn the lights on. The idea is that you’ll talk to people and decide if you like them before seeing them.
I hate to sound shallow and all…but how they look has a lot to do with how much I like them. A fat girl can be sweet as hell, but if she ate the damn table, I don’t want any part of it.
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Am I the only one that doesn’t see a simple solution for cheating?
Hint - It involves something you would usually get slapped for.
[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
Hint - It involves something you would usually get slapped for.[/quote]
Slight problem… the servers walk around with night vision goggles, so if someone screamed, you’d be out on your ass.
[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
Am I the only one that doesn’t see a simple solution for cheating?
Hint - It involves something you would usually get slapped for.[/quote]
A room full of blindfolded people groping each other?
You guys are weird!!!
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Don’t talk about politics.
especially from your angry point of view…geesh.
We talkin about me?
I only date Democrats…republican girls are no fun.
And if we’re talking about Vroom, I just don’t know that they could handle his witty ten page diatribes on W… ;)[/quote]
Conservative girls are no fun, Republicans on the other hand, is a different story.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
Hint - It involves something you would usually get slapped for.
Slight problem… the servers walk around with night vision goggles, so if someone screamed, you’d be out on your ass.
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I know I would get to hungry and stab her instead of my steak by accident. That would go over real well.
“I just thought she was a quiet blind date.”
[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
Am I the only one that doesn’t see a simple solution for cheating?
Hint - It involves something you would usually get slapped for.[/quote]
First five minutes is a little early for role playing, isn’t it?
[quote]
vroom wrote:
LOL… looking for pointers?
nephorm wrote:
No, just intensely curious.
Besides, I’m a special case. [/quote]
If it requires a haircut our forum Samson is SOL…
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
If it requires a haircut our forum Samson is SOL…[/quote]
I do have a cohort of connivers who keep trying to convince me that if I cut my hair, I will magically become more attractive to women.
They’re just jealous of my long, thick, beautiful hair.
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BostonBarrister wrote:
If it requires a haircut our forum Samson is SOL…
nephorm wrote:
I do have a cohort of connivers who keep trying to convince me that if I cut my hair, I will magically become more attractive to women.
They’re just jealous of my long, thick, beautiful hair.[/quote]
I assume you mean the girls, and I agree that could be quite problematic – they don’t want you to have prettier locks than they do… =-)
Now vroom – are you ever going to fill in the blanks or are we going to have to make stuff up?
What we know:
vroom gets haircut.
???
blind date.
Profits.
Now, if we were to make up stuff to fill in the stuff between “haircut” and “blind”, it might look like this:
vroom gets haircut (from flouncy hairstylist who takes fancy to pasty Grizzly Adams types with Canadian accents and a knack for the internet…
Flouncy hairstylist hits on vroom - hijinks ensue. Flouncy hairstylist discovers vroom prefers chicks, and offers to set vroom up with one of his many girlfriends/styling clients.)
blind date.
Profits.
So, don’t just leave it to the imagination vroomy – the imagination can take strange turns… Tell us what went down.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
nephorm wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
I think a true blind date should be conducted with blind folds or masks on so you really know if you like eachother before seeing eachoter first.
They have dating parties like this… they turn out the lights in a restaurant, and everyone eats and talks in darkness; only at the end of the night do they turn the lights on. The idea is that you’ll talk to people and decide if you like them before seeing them.
I hate to sound shallow and all…but how they look has a lot to do with how much I like them. A fat girl can be sweet as hell, but if she ate the damn table, I don’t want any part of it.
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You could ease into the topic of health, and hope she brings up working out, or start conversations about exercise related things like hiking, or mountain climbing. She doesn’t have to have done it, but if she shows interest there’s a good chance she’s in shape.
Or ask her if she thinks she’s attractive. I’ve seen hot chicks who don’t think they’re attractive, but very few ugly chick who did think they were attractive.
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
Now, if we were to make up stuff to fill in the stuff between “haircut” and “blind”, it might look like this:
vroom gets haircut (from flouncy hairstylist who takes fancy to pasty Grizzly Adams types with Canadian accents and a knack for the internet…
Flouncy hairstylist hits on vroom - hijinks ensue. Flouncy hairstylist discovers vroom prefers chicks, and offers to set vroom up with one of his many girlfriends/styling clients.)
blind date.
Profits.
So, don’t just leave it to the imagination vroomy – the imagination can take strange turns… Tell us what went down.[/quote]
The hairstylist dresses in drag and fools Vroom…
(someone else can take it from there)
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
I assume you mean the girls, and I agree that could be quite problematic – they don’t want you to have prettier locks than they do… =-)
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No… just the balding dudes that tell me this. If I had a bunch of girls telling me I’d look better with short hair, I might actually consider it.
Dude, the “conservative” chicks are some of the biggest sluts ever!