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[quote]FlyingEmuOfDoom wrote:
Steveo,

I haven’t been here in a couple months. Just wanted to tell you to remember - most of the non believers on this website WILL post because they love insulting and mocking Christians.

Most of the Christians on this website WON’T post because they don’t want to get into a rude, vulgar conversation with people who are simply going to use name calling and mocking as a tactic.

Just because you aren’t seeing many responses from other Christians or people who are interested in learning more, doesn’t mean that they are not reading this.

Remember, the majority of people believe in God, whether the people who don’t like it or not. The scoffers sit here all day long just waiting to say something rude, vulgar and witty to make themselves look better and smarter than everyone else. This is not real life, it’s the internet. These people would never say the rude things that they do on here in person, no matter how much they try and convince you that they would.

Keep it up man![/quote]

Thank you!

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Steveo, there has to be a million places that have people lining up to have you save them.

Why don’t you find one of them?

By the way, Doogie was pulling your chain you halfwit.

Every time this thread gets bumped I kick a Christian!

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[quote]vroom wrote:
Steveo, there has to be a million places that have people lining up to have you save them.

Why don’t you find one of them?

By the way, Doogie was pulling your chain you halfwit.

Every time this thread gets bumped I kick a Christian![/quote]

That’s nice Vroom. You really are a mature man aren’t you?

By the way, I am a 3/4 wit – so get it right, OK?

Hey, you still need Jesus Vroom, because if you were to die tonight – where would YOU be?

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[quote]steveo5801 wrote:
Hey, you still need Jesus Vroom, because if you were to die tonight – where would YOU be?[/quote]

If I felt I needed to find Jesus, I sure as Hell wouldn’t accept someone like yourself as my guide.

Your comprehension of your surroundings seems to be a little lacking… so I don’t expect you to have any chance of seeing a path laid out before you.

By the way, who is Jesus Vroom?

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man enough of this jesus thing, im sorry if i offend ppl even if the original poster isnt but mayeb u hsould check this out
http://www.aish.com/spirituality/philosophy/Why_Dont_Jews_Believe_In_Jesus$.asp

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[quote]vroom wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
Hey, you still need Jesus Vroom, because if you were to die tonight – where would YOU be?

If I felt I needed to find Jesus, I sure as Hell wouldn’t accept someone like yourself as my guide.

Your comprehension of your surroundings seems to be a little lacking… so I don’t expect you to have any chance of seeing a path laid out before you.

By the way, who is Jesus Vroom?[/quote]

That’s Jesus, Vroom!

Don’t worry about my comprehension – I am concerned about your spiritual blindness which manifests itself in your hatred for Christians who are serious about their faith.

Why?

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Jesus’ IMs

Apostle#7: hey
JcDaMessiah: Yo, what’s up?
Apostle#7: Umm…well, there’s this wedding today, you wanna go?
JcDaMessiah: Okay. Sounds fun. Will there be dancing?
Apostle#7: Prolly.
JcDaMessiah: because you know I love to break it down.
Apostle#7: Oh, I know. But listen…
JcDaMessiah: What moves should I do?
JcDaMessiah: I’ll start with something basic and work up to the complicated dances once I get fired up.
Apostle#7: :slight_smile: yeah. But I heard they don’t have much wine…is that cool?
JcDaMessiah: Not enough wine?
Apostle#7: thats what i heard.
JcDaMessiah: Crap. I need to have a good buzz on to attempt my new dance move.
Apostle#7: ???
JcDaMessiah: I call it the water walk. It’ll be awesome. But anyway, will they have other things to drink?
Apostle#7: yeah, prolly. Im sure they’ll have water.
JcDaMessiah: If they run out of wine, i’ll figure something out. I really want to dance.
Apostle#7: okay, awesome! I’ll see you over there. l8r

JcDaMessiah: Simon.
SimonSays: Hey, JC, what’s up?
JcDaMessiah: Listen, I’ve been thinking…
SimonSays: ???
JcDaMessiah: You know you’re my favorite and everything, right?
SimonSays: Yeah…
JcDaMessiah: Well, I think you need a new name.
SimonSays: You mean SN?
JcDaMessiah: Yeah, that too, eventually…but also a new, you know, name.
SimonSays: Oh.
SimonSays: Are you pulling my leg? Who put you up to this? Thomas? Nah, I doubt it. It was my bro, wasn’t it?
SimonSays: Jesus?
Auto response from JcDaMessiah: BRB!
SimonSays: It was Andrew, I know it.
JcDaMessiah: Sorry, I’m back. Mary called.
SimonSays: Your mom? How’s she doin?
JcDaMessiah: No…um, Magdalene…
SimonSays: Oh. You guys still talking?
JcDaMessiah: It’s not like that.
SimonSays: yeah, yeah, I’m sure. I know.
JcDaMessiah: You know I wouldn’t do that. We’re just friends. I had her blocked for a while, but she’s back on my list.
SimonSays: I believe you. Don’t sweat it.
JcDaMessiah: Anyway, as for the new name…
SimonSays: Right, right.
JcDaMessiah: I was thinking Cain. How’s that sound?
SimonSays: cain? Hmm…
JcDaMessiah: Yeah, I thought that naming you after, you know, the bad guy, that you’d like reverse the negative image the name has.
SimonSays: Yeah, I guess that makes sense…
JcDaMessiah: JK! I was just messing with you. Lol.
SimonSays: What?! I KNEW IT! I’m gonna kill Andrew. LOL! And here I thought you really wanted me to change my name. LOL.
JcDaMessiah: oh…crap.
SimonSays: What? Mary call again?
JcDaMessiah: No…I was actually just kidding about Cain being your new name. I really do want you to change it…
SimonSays: Oh.
JcDaMessiah: Sorry.
SimonSays: No big deal. What were you thinking?
JcDaMessiah: How do you like Peter?
SimonSays: Peter? That’s not bad.
JcDaMessiah: I was thinking, you know, because you’re going to be my rock. When I’m, you know, gone…
SimonSays: Okay, sure, Peter works. Whatever you think, So you are still leaving? Your Dad hasn’t changed his mind?
JcDaMessiah: I can’t get ahold of him…he’s always away.
SimonSays: Oh. Well, maybe he’ll change his mind.
JcDaMessiah: Maybe, but I doubt it. Anyway, I should run. I’m doing some sermon on some mountain or something. I don’t know. LOL.
SimonSays: Okay man.
JcDaMessiah: Okay. So you’re cool with Peter?
SimonSays: yeah, it works. I kind of like it, to be honest.
JcDaMessiah: Okay. I’ll spread the word. Later.
SimonSays: Later.

Lucifer666: Yo. U there?
JcDaMessiah: Yeah. Didn’t I tell you to leave me alone?
Lucifer666: I know, but I got a bet with my friends.
JcDaMessiah: Huh?
Lucifer666: U c, we?re crazy hungry, but all we got are these stones. Can you make some bread?
JcDaMessiah: >:o
Lucifer666: What?
JcDaMessiah: You don?t need the carbs. Besides, just listen to my pops and you?ll be cool.
Lucifer666: I tried IMing him, but hes always away. Bsides, if ur really, you know, your dads son, I dare you to lick the power outlet.
JcDaMessiah: Seriously, don?t test me.
Lucifer666:Come on! If you do it, I?ll let you copy my buddy list.
JcDaMessiah: I?m blocking you.
Lucifer666: Loser.

VirginMary7: Jeez?
Auto response from JcDaMessiah: Preachin’
VirginMary7: Okay honey, I guess you’re out. I just wanted to make sure you were eating well. Remember, you can’t live on bread alone! Have some fish or something with it. Be sure to share as well.
VirginMary7: Oh, and your father wants me to remind you that you promised to help him build a new bookshelf. Oh, sorry, “step-father.”" Please be nice to Joseph, he was always there for you.
VirginMary7: I hope you’re having fun with your new friends. I want to tell you though, I don’t like that Judas. Something about him?Just make sure you’re not getting in with the wrong crowd.

BackFromTheDead: Jesus!
JcDaMessiah: Who is this?
BackFromTheDead: It?s Lazarus!!! LOL! I just wanted 2 tell u I got a new sn.
JcDaMessiah:Oh, cool. How you feeling?
BackFromTheDead: Kinda hungover, but otherwise OK. Thanks again for, u know.
JcDaMessiah: No problem. G2g. Ttly.
BackFromTheDead: Cya!

JcDaMessiah: Dad?
Auto response from IAmWhoAm: I am away from my computer right now.
JcDaMessiah: Dammit. Oh, sorry.
JcDaMessiah: Oh, sorry. My bad.
JcDaMessiah: I really need to talk to you. I’m confused. I’m starting to doubt myself. The other day, these kids wanted me to bring their puppy back to life. I really wanted to do it, but I didn’t want to abuse my powers, you know? Plus, I really screwed up this parable the other day. I meant to talk about a mustard seed, but suddenly it got into this whole discussion on the Holy Trinity, like if I share rent with you and the Holy Spirit if I’m living at a place. Then this guy started asking whether I go to the bathroom if, you know, I’m supposed to be perfect and everything. I could really use your help. Please get back to me when you can.

You have just entered room “chat16669971813739293635.”

JCDaMessiah: Hey. I?m here. What?s up?
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: Jesus!
MelchiorWay: Jeez!
BalthasarGallatica: What up?!
JCDaMessiah: Um, hi?
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: You don?t remember us, do you?
BalthasarGallatica: We?re kinda like your uncles!
JCDaMessiah: No, I?m sorry. How?d you get my screenname?
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: We followed a star!
BalthasarGallatica: He?s kidding, we did a gizoogle search, my mizziah.
JCDaMessiah: I really don?t remember you guys. I?m sorry.
MelchiorWay: Oh come on, I bet you do.
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: I?d make that bet.
MelchiorWay: You wanna bet?
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: Yeah, name it.
MelchiorWay: Two tubs of myrrh vs. a gold nugget.
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: Get the hell outta here with that myrrh crap. You know it sucks.
BalthasarGallatica: Boys…
JCDaMessiah: Gold? Myrrh? Wait a minute…
BalthasarGallatica: Now he remembers.
JCDaMessiah: My dad told me about you guys.
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: You didn?t happen to save any of that gold, did you? We?re kinda strapped.
JCDaMessiah: No, I donated it to the poor
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: Figures…
JCDaMessiah: I think I might have some of the frankincense left…let me go check…
BalthasarGallatica: Don?t worry about it. We were really looking for some gold.
MelchiorWay: Our gambling debts are piling up.
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: Plus, Herod never really forgave us for not turning you in, so we?re kinda blacklisted.
JCDaMessiah: Oh…is there anything I can do?
MelchiorWay: Could you, like, turn a rock into gold or something?
JCDaMessiah: Oh…I meant like pray for you or something.
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: I guess you could put in a good word with your Pops.
JCDaMessiah: I will, although he?s tough to get a hold of.
BalthasarGallatica: Do you think we could have His screenname?
JCDaMessiah: Look inside yourself and you?ll know how to contact him.
MelchiorWay: Gee, thanks.
JCDaMessiah: No problem. Listen, fellas, I gotta go.
BalthasarGallatica: Ok!
MelchiorWay: Take care!
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: Pray for us!
JCDaMessiah: Okay guys, l8r.

JCDaMessiah has just left the room.

BalthasarGallatica: I liked him better when he was wrapped in swaddling clothing.
MelchiorWay: You think that donkey is still around? Maybe we could sell him for some cash.
CasparTheFriendlyGhost: I wonder if his mom is still, you know, celibate.
MelchiorWay: Dude!
MelchiorWay: That?s sick.

TheRockSays: Jesus! It’s Peter. I know you’re out, but I just wanted to give you my new SN. What do you think? It’s weird, but I think the chicks are digging the new name. So thanks!
Auto Response from JCDaMessiah: Exercisin’…demons!

MaryMags69: Jesus?
JCDaMessiah: Hey Mary, what’s up?
MaryMags69: What u doin?
JCDaMessiah: I was praying, but I can talk.
MaryMags69: You wanna come over?
JCDaMessiah: Um…is something wrong? You see a demon?
MaryMags69: I just want 2 c u.
JCDaMessiah: I don’t think that’s a good idea.
MaryMags69: BRB. Have a customer. Should only take 1 min.
JCDaMessiah: Okay…
MaryMags69: Back! I told u Id be quick LOL.
Auto Response from JCDaMessiah: Praying really hard.
MaryMags69: Jesus? Where’d u go?
MaryMags69: Jeeeeeeeeeesus.
MaryMags69: Ok. I guess ur really gone. Well, if u wanna come over, the offer still stands. Maybe I could wash ur feet with my hair again? U liked that right? Well, send me a message. TTYL.

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[quote]PEREQUE wrote:
man enough of this jesus thing, im sorry if i offend ppl even if the original poster isnt but mayeb u hsould check this out
http://www.aish.com/spirituality/philosophy/Why_Dont_Jews_Believe_In_Jesus$.asp[/quote]

Now this is a discussion worth having. Unfortunately it is late, and so it will have to wait for another day.

Let me just leave you with this thought – Why Do Jews Believe in Jesus?

You must realize that there are many Jewish people like myself who do believe and recognize through the Hebrew Scriptures that Jesus is indeed the Jewish Messiah!

Forget about websites. Why don’t you give me Biblical proof, from the Tanach why you have the position that Jews shouldn’t accept Jesus. Then I will respond in kind.

Take care…

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[quote]steveo5801 wrote:
Don’t worry about my comprehension – I am concerned about your spiritual blindness which manifests itself in your hatred for Christians who are serious about their faith.

Why?[/quote]

You must also be a republican, because you seem to think everyone hates you or something. Do you have a persecution complex or something?

I don’t hate Christians or Christianity, but I do hate it when people shove their beliefs in places where others don’t want it.

Maybe we should invite some fanatic Islamic folks in here and give them equal time?

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[quote]vroom wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
Don’t worry about my comprehension – I am concerned about your spiritual blindness which manifests itself in your hatred for Christians who are serious about their faith.

Why?

You must also be a republican, because you seem to think everyone hates you or something. Do you have a persecution complex or something?

I don’t hate Christians or Christianity, but I do hate it when people shove their beliefs in places where others don’t want it.

Maybe we should invite some fanatic Islamic folks in here and give them equal time?[/quote]

So when you see something that you don’t want to read on your computer, you take your little mouse and click it and read it out of your own free will? Please explain to me how that is “shoving beliefs in places where others don’t want it”?

I don’t agree with most of your posts. Does that mean you should stop posting? Your beliefs, my beliefs, Steveo’s beliefs, they are all beliefs. If I don’t like something, I don’t read it. Maybe you and all of the other people who are so irritated that Christians are posting here should refrain from clicking on the “Jesus Thread”. It’s really not that difficult, trust me.

In reality though, you probably just feel you need to argue with someone and portray yourself as smart, witty, and better that everyone else. Otherwise you wouldn’t come into the threads that you claim you hate so much.

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[quote]vroom wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
Don’t worry about my comprehension – I am concerned about your spiritual blindness which manifests itself in your hatred for Christians who are serious about their faith.

Why?

You must also be a republican, because you seem to think everyone hates you or something. Do you have a persecution complex or something?

I don’t hate Christians or Christianity, but I do hate it when people shove their beliefs in places where others don’t want it.

Maybe we should invite some fanatic Islamic folks in here and give them equal time?[/quote]

Then you must hate Jesus – because He certainly showed what people should believe in the face of those who didn’t want to hear Him.

Jesus said: “He that hateth me, hateth my Father also.”

Therefore, if you hate Jesus, you hate Chrisitans. Jesus said, “he that is not for me, is against me…”

See Vroom, what I am saying is Biblical…no “persecution problem” here. Just following God’s Holy Word.

Now, where will you be, Vroom, when you die?

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[quote]FlyingEmuOfDoom wrote:
So when you see something that you don’t want to read on your computer, you take your little mouse and click it and read it out of your own free will? Please explain to me how that is “shoving beliefs in places where others don’t want it”?

I don’t agree with most of your posts. Does that mean you should stop posting? Your beliefs, my beliefs, Steveo’s beliefs, they are all beliefs. If I don’t like something, I don’t read it. Maybe you and all of the other people who are so irritated that Christians are posting here should refrain from clicking on the “Jesus Thread”. It’s really not that difficult, trust me.

In reality though, you probably just feel you need to argue with someone and portray yourself as smart, witty, and better that everyone else. Otherwise you wouldn’t come into the threads that you claim you hate so much.

[/quote]

Emu, what you fail to realize is that whether or not I intend to, I read the title of the thread every time it shows up in the list.

Whether or not I click it, it is already too late.

However, this is a politics forum, so if religion is being discussed in terms of politics and human relations, it would certainly be appropriate.

I know you would like to feel persecuted, but it just isn’t going to work.

Besides, am I stopping you from posting here? I’m telling you that you suck, but I’m not stopping you from posting, so quit whining already.

Oh boo hoo, people don’t want to listen to me… get used to it.

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[quote]steveo5801 wrote:
Then you must hate Jesus – because He certainly showed what people should believe in the face of those who didn’t want to hear Him.[/quote]

You are too much of an idiot to have any sort of productive relationship with Jesus.

Believing does NOT require injecting yourself into the lives of others. In fact, doing so, when people don’t want to hear your fanatical ranting is only serving to drive people away.

The day you become Jesus, you just let me know.

Okay, look, I know you failed elementary logic. I don’t hate anything you retard.

Where the fuck do you get this stuff? I wish God would have granted you some brains…

Man, if you twist God’s word any more than you have, to serve your own purpose, I’m sure you’ll be going to hell in a handbasket.

You are an idiot. You and Emu will be happy together.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Doogie, that was fucking hysterical.

And SteveO and Emu, all you people do is drive folks away from your crazed cult. You guys are fucking crazy…and I think you’re the same guy.

Which is good, because the world has one less moron than I think it does.[/quote]

You must have a really hard time living in America. Christian men and women with Christian principles founded this country. Don’t worry though, they were all crazy too, just like Steveo and I.

You should be happy, all that is going away with the moral decay and destruction of American liberty.

Your the one that sounds crazy with your immature, ridiculous insults. You prove my point every single time that you post.

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I’ll check back here every couple of months and the sad thing is - FightinIrish, Vroom, Doogie, etc will all be here with their same rude, condesending tones just watching and waiting for someone who they can act this way to. All from thousands of miles away from each other. How sad…

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[quote]FlyingEmuOfDoom wrote:
I’ll check back here every couple of months and the sad thing is - FightinIrish, Vroom, Doogie, etc will all be here with their same rude, condesending tones just watching and waiting for someone who they can act this way to. All from thousands of miles away from each other. How sad…[/quote]

No, the rudeness and condesending attitudes are reserved for holier than thou assholes like yourself.

There is a big difference between being a Christian, which is an admirable thing, and going around annoying the hell out of everyone because you are a fanatic about it.

Most Christians are not fanatics about it… and many Christians also laugh at fanatics like yourself and Steveo.

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I wish we could be certain that the Jesus depicted in the Bible was a true and accurate portrait.

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[quote]steveo5801 wrote:
Now, where will you be, Vroom, when you die?[/quote]

Ummm…dead?

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[quote]vroom wrote:
FlyingEmuOfDoom wrote:
I’ll check back here every couple of months and the sad thing is - FightinIrish, Vroom, Doogie, etc will all be here with their same rude, condesending tones just watching and waiting for someone who they can act this way to. All from thousands of miles away from each other. How sad…

No, the rudeness and condesending attitudes are reserved for holier than thou assholes like yourself.

There is a big difference between being a Christian, which is an admirable thing, and going around annoying the hell out of everyone because you are a fanatic about it.

Most Christians are not fanatics about it… and many Christians also laugh at fanatics like yourself and Steveo.[/quote]

Please explain how I have acted “holier than thou”. To be honest with you, I don’t even go to church regularly, nor do I act like I’m better than anyone else. You on the other hand act as if you are your own god who knows all and has the final say in everything.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
FlyingEmuOfDoom wrote:
I’ll check back here every couple of months and the sad thing is - FightinIrish, Vroom, Doogie, etc will all be here with their same rude, condesending tones just watching and waiting for someone who they can act this way to. All from thousands of miles away from each other. How sad…

So don’t check back. You contribute nothing.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.[/quote]

What have you contributed? Saying fuck, fucking, asshole, stupid fuck, stupid asshole? Good job Mr. Contribution! The world would truly be a better place if everyone acted just like you.

If you actually read the last few posts that I made since checking back to this website, I’d love for you to explain to me how the things I wrote are so terribly wrong. You are just stuck on having hatred towards me. What’s sad though, you don’t know me. So your really having hatred towards letters on a computer screen.