Police Chief Fights Steroid Abuse

[quote]slimthugger wrote:
Makavali wrote:
OMFG THE POLICE WILL BE ABLE TO DO THEIR JOBZZZZ!!!1one! OH NOEZ!

No it couldn’t be the legal drug proven to cause anti-social behavior and violence (alcohol, for the slow ones reading this), it must be teh roidz!!!1!

The media is full of a bunch of fucking idiots.

And just how do steroids improve your health…just curious, please elaborate.[/quote]

Ignorance is bliss I guess. It’s not about health, (although they do help they are not abused) it’s about giving cops the edge over criminals.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
Makavali wrote:
OMFG THE POLICE WILL BE ABLE TO DO THEIR JOBZZZZ!!!1one! OH NOEZ!

No it couldn’t be the legal drug proven to cause anti-social behavior and violence (alcohol, for the slow ones reading this), it must be teh roidz!!!1!

The media is full of a bunch of fucking idiots.

And just how do steroids improve your health…just curious, please elaborate.

Ignorance is bliss I guess. It’s not about health, (although they do help they are not abused) it’s about giving cops the edge over criminals.[/quote]

Please state how. What can steroids do for me that proper diet won’t. Aside from making muscles bigger.

[quote]slimthugger wrote:
Makavali wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
Makavali wrote:
OMFG THE POLICE WILL BE ABLE TO DO THEIR JOBZZZZ!!!1one! OH NOEZ!

No it couldn’t be the legal drug proven to cause anti-social behavior and violence (alcohol, for the slow ones reading this), it must be teh roidz!!!1!

The media is full of a bunch of fucking idiots.

And just how do steroids improve your health…just curious, please elaborate.

Ignorance is bliss I guess. It’s not about health, (although they do help they are not abused) it’s about giving cops the edge over criminals.

Please state how. What can steroids do for me that proper diet won’t. Aside from making muscles bigger.[/quote]

Slimthugger…

no one cares if you take steroids… or you decide not to take steroids.

you are a non-issue

[quote]slimthugger wrote:
Please state how. What can steroids do for me that proper diet won’t. Aside from making muscles bigger.[/quote]

I’m sorry, I forgot strength has no use for the police officer.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
Makavali wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
Makavali wrote:
OMFG THE POLICE WILL BE ABLE TO DO THEIR JOBZZZZ!!!1one! OH NOEZ!

No it couldn’t be the legal drug proven to cause anti-social behavior and violence (alcohol, for the slow ones reading this), it must be teh roidz!!!1!

The media is full of a bunch of fucking idiots.

And just how do steroids improve your health…just curious, please elaborate.

Ignorance is bliss I guess. It’s not about health, (although they do help they are not abused) it’s about giving cops the edge over criminals.

Please state how. What can steroids do for me that proper diet won’t. Aside from making muscles bigger.

Slimthugger…

no one cares if you take steroids… or you decide not to take steroids.

you are a non-issue

[/quote]

Apparently not the case…you responded. Guess you’re a bigger non-issue.

[quote]slimthugger wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
Makavali wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
Makavali wrote:
OMFG THE POLICE WILL BE ABLE TO DO THEIR JOBZZZZ!!!1one! OH NOEZ!

No it couldn’t be the legal drug proven to cause anti-social behavior and violence (alcohol, for the slow ones reading this), it must be teh roidz!!!1!

The media is full of a bunch of fucking idiots.

And just how do steroids improve your health…just curious, please elaborate.

Ignorance is bliss I guess. It’s not about health, (although they do help they are not abused) it’s about giving cops the edge over criminals.

Please state how. What can steroids do for me that proper diet won’t. Aside from making muscles bigger.

Slimthugger…

no one cares if you take steroids… or you decide not to take steroids.

you are a non-issue

Apparently not the case…you responded. Guess you’re a bigger non-issue.[/quote]

if that logic makes sense to you then nothing else matters in your world.

it’s all good =)

number two

[quote]slimthugger wrote:
number two[/quote]

and thanks for bumping my thread.

this gets it back on the first page.

=)

[quote]slimthugger wrote:

Please state how. What can steroids do for me that proper diet won’t. Aside from making muscles bigger.[/quote]

Here’s what our lovable friend Wikipedia says are symptoms of hypogonadsim, treated by steroids in many cases.

Word Finding difficulty
Dry Skin
Cracking nails
Fatigue
Muscle loss/atrophy
Frequent urination without infection
Getting up at night to urinate
Dementia-like memory loss
Poor sleep secondary to achy muscles
Poor libido
Erectile Dysfunction
Increasing weight
Glucose intolerance (early diabetes)
Cholesterol/Lipid abnormalities
Slight increase size of breasts
Depression
Anxiety
Hot flashes
Decrease in beard and body hair growth
Loss of bone mass (osteoporosis )
Difficulty concentrating
Irritability
Psychological and relationship problems
Anaemia
Infertility
Decrease in firmness of testicles
Impaired growth of the penis and testicles

Can you show me the diet that’s going to clear those things up for the impotent, bone deteriorating, anxiety ridden anemic with depression?

[quote]Scott M wrote:
slimthugger wrote:

Please state how. What can steroids do for me that proper diet won’t. Aside from making muscles bigger.

Here’s what our lovable friend Wikipedia says are symptoms of hypogonadsim, treated by steroids in many cases.

Word Finding difficulty
Dry Skin
Cracking nails
Fatigue
Muscle loss/atrophy
Frequent urination without infection
Getting up at night to urinate
Dementia-like memory loss
Poor sleep secondary to achy muscles
Poor libido
Erectile Dysfunction
Increasing weight
Glucose intolerance (early diabetes)
Cholesterol/Lipid abnormalities
Slight increase size of breasts
Depression
Anxiety
Hot flashes
Decrease in beard and body hair growth
Loss of bone mass (osteoporosis )
Difficulty concentrating
Irritability
Psychological and relationship problems
Anaemia
Infertility
Decrease in firmness of testicles
Impaired growth of the penis and testicles

Can you show me the diet that’s going to clear those things up for the impotent, bone deteriorating, anxiety ridden anemic with depression?
[/quote]

damn… I think I need to bet my mom and dad on steroids under a doctor’s supervision!

thanks Scott!!!

[quote]pushharder wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
Makavali wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
Makavali wrote:
OMFG THE POLICE WILL BE ABLE TO DO THEIR JOBZZZZ!!!1one! OH NOEZ!

No it couldn’t be the legal drug proven to cause anti-social behavior and violence (alcohol, for the slow ones reading this), it must be teh roidz!!!1!

The media is full of a bunch of fucking idiots.

And just how do steroids improve your health…just curious, please elaborate.

Ignorance is bliss I guess. It’s not about health, (although they do help they are not abused) it’s about giving cops the edge over criminals.

Please state how. What can steroids do for me that proper diet won’t. Aside from making muscles bigger.

If you’d quit fuckin around on this site and start doing some actual reading and researching you wouldn’t have to ask such a stupid question on the GAL forum.

On a side note this is a perfect example of newbies coming on to the site and yappin and yappin without spending some time keeping their mouths shut and reading and learning.[/quote]

I thought the GAL forum was for stupid questions and stuff…one today reads, ‘i wish i could be a girl for a day’

lighten up tiger, this is just the internet, i promise you NO points are scored here.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
…i promise you NO points are scored here.

But ignorance is revealed.[/quote]
apparently so

[quote]pushharder wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
pushharder wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
…i promise you NO points are scored here.

But ignorance is revealed.
apparently so

And since your ignorance is now apparent to you thanks to several posters on this thread, it would behoove you to take my advice and explore the annals of this fine site and all the magnanimous knowledge it offers in regards to the legion of health benefits of AAS.

In the future be wary of juvenile urges to bubble like a Yellowstone mudpot and post inane comments about AAS on a site named after the Elixir of the Gods.

Study hall beckons thee. Off ye go. If you’re caught wandering the halls during classtime again, ye can bank on detention.[/quote]

Pure Gold

[quote]The Savage wrote:
Personally I think the cops should be roided up, all of them precribed by a Doc as an assistance to their jobs and the roids manufactured at home (labs) by professionals so they get top grade, less chance of things getting into their system by poor manyfacturing abroad or across the border.

They should be monitored on a regular basis, whether that be quarterly, semi annual or yearly. Given an exercise program condusive to their needs, mass and agility etc.
[/quote]

I’d lump firefighters in there as well. They have to run into burning buildings and carry people out, if they want steroids to help them do their job, I’ll start donating for them.

[quote]slimthugger wrote:
pushharder wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
…i promise you NO points are scored here.

But ignorance is revealed.
apparently so[/quote]

I don’t get it. You’re trying to pick fights with two very well respected members of the T-Nation community (OG and push) whereas you’ve been on here less than 4 months.

What are you, 12? 13?

[quote]Roual wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
pushharder wrote:
slimthugger wrote:
…i promise you NO points are scored here.

But ignorance is revealed.
apparently so

I don’t get it. You’re trying to pick fights with two very well respected members of the T-Nation community (OG and push) whereas you’ve been on here less than 4 months.

What are you, 12? 13?[/quote]

disagreeing is not a sign of picking a fight or disrespect.