Im dating a former goth model… Devil Doll.
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fist bump in bro code
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We should start a neo goth 5th wave movement
I think they’re called vegans.
Vegoths
Scrawny vegans make better goths, you can’t look undead when you’re fat.
Teach me your ways master… I only pretended to be Goth to infiltrate their ranks and defile the women
Well, since I had a client postpone and want to avoid the dishes, and like derailing threads, here is my goth workout program circa 1998.
1.) Watch “The Crow”
2.) Listen to The Cure, NIN, Marilyn Manson
3.) Smoke black clove cigarettes
4.) Get a discount at Hot Topic
5.) Pretend you’re already dead and don’t have to care
6.) Learn how to do makeup and jewelry
7.) Piercings and tattoos
8.) Learn an instrument so you can play in a goth band (this is key to defiling women, but all the other pieces need to be in place first.)
9.) Learn everything you can about creepy obscure Victorian-era shit.
10.) Go vegan, but pretend you drink blood.
I thought this was more steampunk without the modern tech.
Also, the BTGG (big t***y goth girlfriend) is still a trend, apparently.
I managed to date one despite not being part of the crowd.
Big titties will ever go out of style
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- I own it
- Already do… also Bauhaus, The Cure, Sisters of Mercy
- pass
- They actually have some great shirts
- I am dead to the world but somehow maintain a pulse
- pass
- A few tattoos already
- I can play the recorder pretty well
- Well versed here
- i’d rather eat spiders
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Alright, now we have invented the goth diet. It’s like night-time pescatarism. Vegan, but with the addition of creatures of the night like spiders, bats, wolves, rats, owls, and ravens.
Victim’s…aren’t we all.
Reboot looked cringey
I wont watch it on principle…
Exactly… main star looks like a guy you’d see outside Circle K at 3 am pulling the empty gas tank scam
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I could deal with it if they weren’t calling him Eric Draven. The Crow is on my top 10 list. Know the damn thing by heart.
YA needs a contemporary cringe name like Aiden or Brocklynn
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He looks like he should be one of the member’s of T birds crew