Pissing Blood

[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
Professor X wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Is it in any way possible that weightlifting can be in any way related to this?

Anything is possible. Everything is not probable. One of the most likely causes in someone your age would be kidney stones, urinary tract infection or trauma to the urinary tract. Either way, you should see a doctor.

I thought you are a doctor.

This almost got stupidest post of the year…but there seem to be a whole lot of you.

You let me know the next time your doctor says over the phone, “blood in your urine?..just email me!”

Perhaps you can call your dentist with half of your face swollen and, “can’t speak? Do you have wi-fi!?”

WTF are they teaching kids today?

Hey Professor, uh, my tooth hurts. Like, do I need a root canal?[/quote]

Magic 8-ball says Probablity Good.

[quote]RickyBobby wrote:
Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
Professor X wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Is it in any way possible that weightlifting can be in any way related to this?

Anything is possible. Everything is not probable. One of the most likely causes in someone your age would be kidney stones, urinary tract infection or trauma to the urinary tract. Either way, you should see a doctor.

I thought you are a doctor.

This almost got stupidest post of the year…but there seem to be a whole lot of you.

You let me know the next time your doctor says over the phone, “blood in your urine?..just email me!”

Perhaps you can call your dentist with half of your face swollen and, “can’t speak? Do you have wi-fi!?”

WTF are they teaching kids today?

Hey Professor, uh, my tooth hurts. Like, do I need a root canal?

Magic 8-ball says Probablity Good.[/quote]

Really? Weird…my origami fortune teller says I’m going to marry a princess, but I couldn’t see what that had to do with dental hygiene.

[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
RickyBobby wrote:
Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
Professor X wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Is it in any way possible that weightlifting can be in any way related to this?

Anything is possible. Everything is not probable. One of the most likely causes in someone your age would be kidney stones, urinary tract infection or trauma to the urinary tract. Either way, you should see a doctor.

I thought you are a doctor.

This almost got stupidest post of the year…but there seem to be a whole lot of you.

You let me know the next time your doctor says over the phone, “blood in your urine?..just email me!”

Perhaps you can call your dentist with half of your face swollen and, “can’t speak? Do you have wi-fi!?”

WTF are they teaching kids today?

Hey Professor, uh, my tooth hurts. Like, do I need a root canal?

Magic 8-ball says Probablity Good.

Really? Weird…my origami fortune teller says I’m going to marry a princess, but I couldn’t see what that had to do with dental hygiene.[/quote]

My dad is a dentist and he agrees…

That you are going to marry a princess.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

Apparently being kind of high strung and living… fast… are catching up with me. Who knew…[/quote]

Don’t worry about living fast and hard. Hasn’t killed me yet.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Reef wrote:
So did you get a boner?

Of course, but he likely had to pay extra for it, because it’s not usually covered by insurance. Just like my quarterly prostate exams.

My doc keeps asking me why I’m so caught up in having them done, especially since I have no risk factors and am younger than the recommended age for regular fist exams. I just tell him “it’s my dime, just do it.” He’s not too happy about the blowing in my ear part.

DB[/quote]

Wait so you pay someone to stick a camera up your ass, when there is no need? Not to mention you do it 4 times a yr… Hmm just go to the part of town with the rainbow flags flying and talk to a guy on the street. It will be cheaper for you.

Ok, I definitely agree that you need to see a doctor. However, I once had this. I was told by a Chinese traditional doctor that it was being caused by some “hot” herbs I was taking (in my case, ginseng). When I stopped taking the ginseng, the blood went away.

I notice if I take certain herbs, the blood will come back even now. I stop and the blood goes away. And yes, I get check-ups from the doctor.

Definitely get a check-up, but if everything else gets ruled out and you are taking herbs, take into consideration what I have written here.

[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Reef wrote:
So did you get a boner?

Of course, but he likely had to pay extra for it, because it’s not usually covered by insurance. Just like my quarterly prostate exams.

My doc keeps asking me why I’m so caught up in having them done, especially since I have no risk factors and am younger than the recommended age for regular fist exams. I just tell him “it’s my dime, just do it.” He’s not too happy about the blowing in my ear part.

DB

Wait so you pay someone to stick a camera up your ass, when there is no need? Not to mention you do it 4 times a yr… [/quote]

Why is that so odd? After having my testicles rituatlistically shaved by a Zoroastrian named Vilma at the age of 14, nothing seems weird to me.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Reef wrote:
So did you get a boner?

Of course, but he likely had to pay extra for it, because it’s not usually covered by insurance. Just like my quarterly prostate exams.

My doc keeps asking me why I’m so caught up in having them done, especially since I have no risk factors and am younger than the recommended age for regular fist exams. I just tell him “it’s my dime, just do it.” He’s not too happy about the blowing in my ear part.

DB[/quote]

If he pulls your hair, you gotta tip’em.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Reef wrote:
So did you get a boner?

Of course, but he likely had to pay extra for it, because it’s not usually covered by insurance. Just like my quarterly prostate exams.

My doc keeps asking me why I’m so caught up in having them done, especially since I have no risk factors and am younger than the recommended age for regular fist exams. I just tell him “it’s my dime, just do it.” He’s not too happy about the blowing in my ear part.

DB

Wait so you pay someone to stick a camera up your ass, when there is no need? Not to mention you do it 4 times a yr…

Why is that so odd? After having my testicles rituatlistically shaved by a Zoroastrian named Vilma at the age of 14, nothing seems weird to me.

DB[/quote]

There is nothing like a shorn scrotum. I suggest you try it.

In no way is this intended as a diagnosis, but if what you percieve as “pissing blood” is associated with exercise, then it’s possible that you’re actually pissing hemoglobin (a condition called hemoglobinuria).

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Reef wrote:
So did you get a boner?

Of course, but he likely had to pay extra for it, because it’s not usually covered by insurance. Just like my quarterly prostate exams.

My doc keeps asking me why I’m so caught up in having them done, especially since I have no risk factors and am younger than the recommended age for regular fist exams. I just tell him “it’s my dime, just do it.” He’s not too happy about the blowing in my ear part.

DB

Wait so you pay someone to stick a camera up your ass, when there is no need? Not to mention you do it 4 times a yr…

Why is that so odd? After having my testicles rituatlistically shaved by a Zoroastrian named Vilma at the age of 14, nothing seems weird to me.

DB

There is nothing like a shorn scrotum. I suggest you try it.[/quote]

It is quite breathtaking.

DB

what about jizzing blood?

[quote]ale69ness wrote:
what about jizzing blood?[/quote]

That means your sperm are being slaughtered.

DB

The newest form of birth control at its finest.

O’Irish!

I thought you pissed pure alcohol.

Get thee to a doctor fella.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
ale69ness wrote:
what about jizzing blood?

That means your sperm are being slaughtered.

DB[/quote]

Or some horny blood cells took a wrong turn at Albequerque.