Phil Collins Sucks!

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
Phil Collins is the Ronnie James Dio of 80’s pop music with no substance and commercial appeal.
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I wish it was Phil who passed instead.

Long live Dio!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
Phil Collins is the Ronnie James Dio of 80’s pop music with no substance and commercial appeal.
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I wish it was Phil who passed instead.

Long live Dio![/quote]

I was going to add that I hoped Phil soon followed Ronnies footsteps, but thought better of it.

Dio’s dead, Pete Steel died…and Axle Rose is still alive and well. WTF!

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
Dio’s dead, Pete Steel died…and Axle Rose is still alive and well. WTF![/quote]

LOL!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
Dio’s dead, Pete Steel died…and Axle Rose is still alive and well. WTF![/quote]

LOL!
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you know I’m right.

as Leary said years back, “Stevie Ray VAughn is dead…and we can’t get Jon Bon Jovi close to a damn helicopter.”

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
Dio’s dead, Pete Steel died…and Axle Rose is still alive and well. WTF![/quote]

LOL!
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you know I’m right.

as Leary said years back, “Stevie Ray VAughn is dead…and we can’t get Jon Bon Jovi close to a damn helicopter.”
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LOL! I never heard that one!
Although I admit, when SRV died, I was thinking “Damn, why couldn’t it have been that over-hyped bore Eric Clapton?”

Wow. Looks like I’m in good company with the hatred:

sorry I had to do it!

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
sorry I had to do it!

LOL

Well as long as we’re on the subject of “suckiness”, your vid is very appropriate!

Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld agree.

Even MORE proof that Phil fucking sucks!

Read how Phil ruined Led Zeppelin’s set at Live Aid '85:

http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/02/phil_collins_is_an_asshat

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Even MORE proof that Phil fucking sucks!

Read how Phil ruined Led Zeppelin’s set at Live Aid '85:

http://lineout.thestranger.com/2008/02/phil_collins_is_an_asshat

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LMFAO!

"Yes, Jimmy Page is drunk. But heâ??s Jimmy Page. He can do whatever the hell he wants. Phil Collins is not Jimmy Page, Phil Collins wrote â??Invisible Touchâ??. "

LOL!!!
I think some of the best rock quotes ever were directed toward Phil Collins!

Phil Collins did give us “Land of Confusion” which Disturbed than remade into something wonderful…so he gets .90 of credit for that.

BUMP.

Yep. I just checked. Phil Collins STILL sucks.

lol

ID- It would be delicious irony if you were Phil Collins for Halloween…

While I will agree that Phil Collins still, and always has sucked, we may never have had the first episode of Miami Vice without him.

Phil Collins most certainly DOES suck to an almost unimaginable degree. Listening to Phil Collins is like going to a Baskin Robbins, with 67 delicious flavours, and ordering frozen dog shit.

Iron Dwarf makes a good point…why does he insist of plastering that bulbous doughsack of a face of his on every single album cover? I’m leaning towards “complete egomaniac”. I bet he refers to himself in the third person while having sex…“Phil Collins thinks those agreeable feelings between your legs are being induced solely by the rhythmic thrusting of Phil Collins’ member into your extremely fortunate womanhood. Phil Collins wants you to say ‘Phil Collins’ repeatedly as you approach climax. SAY IT!! SAY PHIL COLLINS BITCH!!”

And yes, anybody who puts Genesis in the same category as Rush is more than a little confused…

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
And yes, anybody who puts Genesis in the same category as Rush is more than a little confused…
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x2. I know there are plenty of people who will argue this, but Genesis can blow it. Rush is on a different level altogether

I like Phil Collins.
Peter Grabiel was in Genesis at one point too.
Ranking bands is dumb.

I have nothing to contribute save this:

I am incapable of listening to Phil Collins–or Genesis for that matter–without pointing and flexing at a mirror.