Phil Collins Sucks!

Iron Collins wasn’t lying…

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
“People fucking hate cunts like Phil Collins, and if they don’t they fucking should”

“Phil Collins knows he can’t say anything about me because I’m the fucking bollocks and that’s the thing that does his head in, and the fact that he’s bald.”

-Noel Gallagher of Oasis

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OMG that’s fuckin’ hysterical! LMFHO!!!

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Iron Collins wasn’t lying…[/quote]

Yup! And y’know what’s really odd about that? Numerous people have posted in this thread, but Google singled out October Girl! LOL!!!

I had to turn off “Safe Search” for her image to show up!

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
“People fucking hate cunts like Phil Collins, and if they don’t they fucking should”

“Phil Collins knows he can’t say anything about me because I’m the fucking bollocks and that’s the thing that does his head in, and the fact that he’s bald.”

-Noel Gallagher of Oasis

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OMG that’s fuckin’ hysterical! LMFHO!!![/quote]

You know why that’s there? Do you?[/quote]

What’s there, Push? Or were you referring to why OG’s pic showed up in that search?

[quote]pushharder wrote:
I started that Phil Collins deal in SAMA with OG on Keep Feminism Out…with a story of me fucking my wife in the gym to a Phil Collins song. And now…it’s gone viral…kinda…lol.[/quote]

I never read that thread, Push. I didn’t know you banged your wife to a PC song!
My apologies, for what it’s worth.

Come to think of it, I banged my wife the first time very late in the night… in her mom’s back room downstairs. MTV was on the tube and Springsteen’s “I’m On Fire” was playing. It was 1985…

So feel free to start a Springsteen Sucks, Plagiarizes, Is My Dad, etc thread.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Come to think of it, I banged my wife the first time very late in the night… in her mom’s back room downstairs.

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Was Lacey Dwarf over 18? If so…post pics???

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Come to think of it, I banged my wife the first time very late in the night… in her mom’s back room downstairs.

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Was Lacey Dwarf over 18? If so…post pics???[/quote]

Yes. She was 23 when we married. I think she was 24 in this pic.

Can somebody translate bollocks?

FTR, Phil is alright in my book.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Come to think of it, I banged my wife the first time very late in the night… in her mom’s back room downstairs.

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Was Lacey Dwarf over 18? If so…post pics???[/quote]

Yes. She was 23 when we married. I think she was 24 in this pic.

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OMG…egads…

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Come to think of it, I banged my wife the first time very late in the night… in her mom’s back room downstairs.

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Was Lacey Dwarf over 18? If so…post pics???[/quote]

Yes. She was 23 when we married. I think she was 24 in this pic.

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80’s chick FTW.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

80’s chick FTW.[/quote]

Heh heh. Well, she’s no longer sportin’ the 80’s look. Sorry to disappoint.

Back on topic:
If one song could define Phil’s “suckiness”, this would be it.

That’s Arizona’s state anthem!

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Come to think of it, I banged my wife the first time very late in the night… in her mom’s back room downstairs.

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Was Lacey Dwarf over 18? If so…post pics???[/quote]

Yes. She was 23 when we married. I think she was 24 in this pic.

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I am soooooooo climbin’ into a hot tub with that woman! ASAP[/quote]

Excellent! I’ll dust off the Phil Collins CDs for your arrival.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

Back on topic:

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Silky Dwarf is the topic! Post more of that hot cutie! Goddam she is 80’slicious!

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

Back on topic:

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Silky Dwarf is the topic! Post more of that hot cutie! Goddam she is 80’slicious![/quote]

I may consider that, Sen. Perhaps a thread in SAMA called Dwarfette in the 80’s.
I recently found a boxful of pics I took of her in a bikini over 20 years ago.

I gotta start scanning…

Phil Collins is the Ronnie James Dio of 80’s pop music with no substance and commercial appeal.