Petition to Deport Bieber

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
So not quite the scenario that you described but I do think it’s time for gregron to hang em up for good.

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You can’t leave without challenging somebody to a front squat competition.[/quote]

Yep. Them’s the rules.

I suppose you could substitute back squat or zercher squat. But it must be a squat of some kind.

[quote]gregron wrote:
PX claimed that I was dragging the forum down and wasn’t wanted here anymore.[/quote]

I would love to see this post. 99% of what people claim I wrote somewhere does not exist anywhere.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
PX claimed that I was dragging the forum down and wasn’t wanted here anymore.[/quote]

I would love to see this post. 99% of what people claim I wrote somewhere does not exist anywhere.[/quote]

Maybe some of them conveniently get deleted, racial epithets and all.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
PX claimed that I was dragging the forum down and wasn’t wanted here anymore.[/quote]

I would love to see this post. 99% of what people claim I wrote somewhere does not exist anywhere.[/quote]

Maybe some of them conveniently get deleted, racial epithets and all. [/quote]

Or maybe many of you just lie quite a bit. I never wrote anything like that to Gregron and will wait while you find it.

[quote]flipcollar wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

I’m an expecting father,

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Congrats![/quote]

X2.

Also an expectant father here. And I agree with your previous sentiments about fatherhood.[/quote]

Congrats to both of ya’ll!!

I’m no laser but I have graduated from university, currently work as an English teacher overseas and I read quite a variety of things. I like reading the classics (I’m currently reading the unabridged vesion of The Count of Monte Cristo after having just read Love in the Time of Cholera and read the wonderful Ready Player One between those) as well as science books. I’ve read two of Brian Greene’s books and most recently one by Brian Cox on quantum physics. I also read two Noam Chomsky books in the last year, for some political stuff.

Now having said that I apparently have trouble with reading comprehension as do many other well-educated people here on T Nation, at least according to Professor X. I mean I think I get what he’s saying in a post, but if anything is contended then my reading comprehension is called into question.

So many of us just never seem to be able to catch that slippery fish that is his exact meaning in whatever post is being argued about at this or that time. Everyone is always misunderstanding him.

Maybe I should try reading Gravity’s Rainbow or Ulysses.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Maybe I should try reading Gravity’s Rainbow or Ulysses.[/quote]

Nope.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
http://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Black-Baratunde-Thurston/dp/0062003224[/quote]

[From the book description]: with helpful essays like â??How to Be the Black Friend, How to Speak for All Black People,How To Celebrate Black History Month, and more…

Lol, that second essay sounds especially useful.

S

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m no laser but I have graduated from university, currently work as an English teacher overseas and I read quite a variety of things. I like reading the classics (I’m currently reading the unabridged vesion of The Count of Monte Cristo after having just read Love in the Time of Cholera and read the wonderful Ready Player One between those) as well as science books. I’ve read two of Brian Greene’s books and most recently one by Brian Cox on quantum physics. I also read two Noam Chomsky books in the last year, for some political stuff.

Now having said that I apparently have trouble with reading comprehension as do many other well-educated people here on T Nation, at least according to Professor X. I mean I think I get what he’s saying in a post, but if anything is contended then my reading comprehension is called into question.

So many of us just never seem to be able to catch that slippery fish that is his exact meaning in whatever post is being argued about at this or that time. Everyone is always misunderstanding him.

Maybe I should try reading Gravity’s Rainbow or Ulysses.[/quote]

Count of Monte Cristo is one of my all-time favs. Phenomenal book. Also, the book “Quantum Gravity” is an interesting read.

[quote]Nards wrote:

Now having said that I apparently have trouble with reading comprehension as do many other well-educated people here on T Nation, at least according to Professor X. I mean I think I get what he’s saying in a post, but if anything is contended then my reading comprehension is called into question.[/quote]

Oh, Nardsy, you know we haven’t had any static at all since you video taped that Asian chick going crazy on a treadmill.

I even love you super gay poodles. I mean, what is there not to like about you?..besides the hair?

All you have to do is ask if you misunderstand, old friend.

[quote]Nards wrote:

So many of us just never seem to be able to catch that slippery fish that is his exact meaning in whatever post is being argued about at this or that time. Everyone is always misunderstanding him. [/quote]

Maybe you and your quads just aren’t cut out for this.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m no laser but I have graduated from university, currently work as an English teacher overseas and I read quite a variety of things. I like reading the classics (I’m currently reading the unabridged vesion of The Count of Monte Cristo after having just read Love in the Time of Cholera and read the wonderful Ready Player One between those) as well as science books. I’ve read two of Brian Greene’s books and most recently one by Brian Cox on quantum physics. I also read two Noam Chomsky books in the last year, for some political stuff.

Now having said that I apparently have trouble with reading comprehension as do many other well-educated people here on T Nation, at least according to Professor X. I mean I think I get what he’s saying in a post, but if anything is contended then my reading comprehension is called into question.

So many of us just never seem to be able to catch that slippery fish that is his exact meaning in whatever post is being argued about at this or that time. Everyone is always misunderstanding him.

Maybe I should try reading Gravity’s Rainbow or Ulysses.[/quote]

As soon as the mods add a crayon font we will all be able to finally understand PX.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m no laser but I have graduated from university, currently work as an English teacher overseas and I read quite a variety of things. I like reading the classics (I’m currently reading the unabridged vesion of The Count of Monte Cristo after having just read Love in the Time of Cholera and read the wonderful Ready Player One between those) as well as science books. I’ve read two of Brian Greene’s books and most recently one by Brian Cox on quantum physics. I also read two Noam Chomsky books in the last year, for some political stuff.

Now having said that I apparently have trouble with reading comprehension as do many other well-educated people here on T Nation, at least according to Professor X. I mean I think I get what he’s saying in a post, but if anything is contended then my reading comprehension is called into question.

So many of us just never seem to be able to catch that slippery fish that is his exact meaning in whatever post is being argued about at this or that time. Everyone is always misunderstanding him.

Maybe I should try reading Gravity’s Rainbow or Ulysses.[/quote]

Yeah “Ulysses” and if that was not enought Musils “Mann ohne Eigenschaften” whatever that is in English.

If you make it through you can probably melt steel with your mind because you are THAT disciplined.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

Now having said that I apparently have trouble with reading comprehension as do many other well-educated people here on T Nation, at least according to Professor X. I mean I think I get what he’s saying in a post, but if anything is contended then my reading comprehension is called into question.[/quote]

Oh, Nardsy, you know we haven’t had any static at all since you video taped that Asian chick going crazy on a treadmill.

I even love you super gay poodles. I mean, what is there not to like about you?..besides the hair?

All you have to do is ask if you misunderstand, old friend.[/quote]

O_o

Going after a mans dogs…

Dude…

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

Now having said that I apparently have trouble with reading comprehension as do many other well-educated people here on T Nation, at least according to Professor X. I mean I think I get what he’s saying in a post, but if anything is contended then my reading comprehension is called into question.[/quote]

Oh, Nardsy, you know we haven’t had any static at all since you video taped that Asian chick going crazy on a treadmill.

I even love you super gay poodles. I mean, what is there not to like about you?..besides the hair?

All you have to do is ask if you misunderstand, old friend.[/quote]

O_o

Going after a mans dogs…

Dude…[/quote]

I know, I know…dangerous territory…but even Nards knows what his dogs look like.

You can’t hide that level of pink and poofy.

Yeah… leave my dogs out of it. Sheeesh.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

So many of us just never seem to be able to catch that slippery fish that is his exact meaning in whatever post is being argued about at this or that time. Everyone is always misunderstanding him. [/quote]

Maybe you and your quads just aren’t cut out for this.[/quote]

You remembered! I’ve been seeing a therapist to come to terms with my bandy little getaway sticks.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

So many of us just never seem to be able to catch that slippery fish that is his exact meaning in whatever post is being argued about at this or that time. Everyone is always misunderstanding him. [/quote]

Maybe you and your quads just aren’t cut out for this.[/quote]

You remembered! I’ve been seeing a therapist to come to terms with my bandy little getaway sticks.[/quote]

Saiyan and I have teh steel trap mems bro.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m no laser but I have graduated from university, currently work as an English teacher overseas and I read quite a variety of things. I like reading the classics (I’m currently reading the unabridged vesion of The Count of Monte Cristo after having just read Love in the Time of Cholera and read the wonderful Ready Player One between those) as well as science books. I’ve read two of Brian Greene’s books and most recently one by Brian Cox on quantum physics. I also read two Noam Chomsky books in the last year, for some political stuff.

Now having said that I apparently have trouble with reading comprehension as do many other well-educated people here on T Nation, at least according to Professor X. I mean I think I get what he’s saying in a post, but if anything is contended then my reading comprehension is called into question.

So many of us just never seem to be able to catch that slippery fish that is his exact meaning in whatever post is being argued about at this or that time. Everyone is always misunderstanding him.

Maybe I should try reading Gravity’s Rainbow or Ulysses.[/quote]

If you’re trying to get better at understanding Professor X, I would recommend visiting Egyptian museums so that you can teach yourself how to read hieroglyphics.