Pepsi 1000

Enough of this Pepsi One bullshit.

I want a soft drink thats gonna help me pack on some mass. 1,000 calories a can, beeyotch.

ABB makes one with 1000 cals. i think its called mass pro or some shit like that. look it up. pure garbage, exactaly what your looking for.

1000 Calories? They should call it “the runs- fast”.

Hey motherfucker i drink pepsi one everyday. it is a staple of my diet. pick on another drink.

Haha. I had a feeling I would piss Goldberg off with this post.

Btw, what ever happened to Pepsi Clear? That shit was good!

You could fool people into giving them a drink by saying “Its Sprite.” Then they’d drink it and have a seisure because their brain couldn’t handle the overload over having a thought that they were drinking Sprite while their tastebuds sent the signal to their brain saying “Its Pepsi, dammit! Its not Sprite, what the hell is going on here?!?!?!”

That was a cool drink.

I got my brother years ago by giving him a glass of water when he though it was sprite. He was pissed, but funny as hell.