How about the real scenario since none of you philistines can come up with a decent analogy?
They took people’s money. They denied claims that shouldn’t have been denied. They denied claims that had prior authorization. They did this to delay paying (because they eventually did pay in most cases) in order to create the illusion of greater profits which also screws share holders. This CEO was under investigation not just for these shady tactics but insider trading as well. The company was also under investigation. These are not good people. Like I said, if you can’t make a profit following the law, then maybe you just aren’t that good of a businessman. There’s this:
Earlier this year, a local firefighters’ pension fund and the California Public Employees’ Retirement System, which calls itself the nation’s largest public pension fund, filed a lawsuit against UnitedHealth Group, Thompson and two other senior executives.
The suit alleged that they took part in deceitful business practices designed to artificially inflate UnitedHealth’s revenue and stock price, and then, in the case of Thompson and one other executive, sold their stock before news of a federal investigation into the company became public. The Wall Street Journal reported in February that the Justice Department had launched an antitrust probe into UnitedHealth Group.
Thompson, the suit said, sold more than 31 percent of his UnitedHealth stock for $15 million less than two weeks before the investigation became public.