Pauly Shore MMA Superstar?

Despite the fact that it’s staged, if you’re going to tell a girl “Shut up, Bitch” you better be damn sure she doesn’t have her boyfriend around who’s twice as big as you. You all say he’s a pussy for hitting someone half his size, but what would you do if Shore hadsaid “Shut up, Bitch” to your girlfriend/wife?

Being a tiny little prick doesn’t give you a get out of jail free card on getting your ass beat. The only time you can use the skinny little geek defense is if it’s the bigger person being the aggresor. If a little guy starts shit then he gets a beating like everyone else.

[quote]JonP wrote:
Despite the fact that it’s staged, if you’re going to tell a girl “Shut up, Bitch” you better be damn sure she doesn’t have her boyfriend around who’s twice as big as you. You all say he’s a pussy for hitting someone half his size, but what would you do if Shore hadsaid “Shut up, Bitch” to your girlfriend/wife?

Being a tiny little prick doesn’t give you a get out of jail free card on getting your ass beat. The only time you can use the skinny little geek defense is if it’s the bigger person being the aggresor. If a little guy starts shit then he gets a beating like everyone else. [/quote]

If a person is heckling a performer at a comedy club and the worst they’re told is “Shut up, bitch,” then they’re getting off easy. It’s not like saying “shut up, bitch” to a random woman at Denny’s.

[quote]EmperialChina wrote:
There seems to be something terribly wrong with the white rural country people, it seems they have a propensity of violence due to ignorance and hatred for other kinds of people, and often display their ignorance proudly while speaking of it being their “damn land” (who can argue with a mere 180 years of history), Texas? No Surprise. We need to stop the sales of alcohol within their community and the prevalence of owned fire-arms. I have also noticed that the level of country music is at an all time low, and this fuels the kind of intolernace seen. But it’s like Jeff Foxworthy says there are Rednecks then there are White people. Hahahahaha, get it?

I was just imagining and equating the collective responses this would have received if that was a black guy who did that instead, LOL.

I love how civil the crowd is, they all must be very proud of themselves, reminder to not go to Odessa Texas and try to do any sort of stand-up comedy that may involve some frontal cortex action.

Peer pressure may be an excuse if you aren’t a 40-50 something wannabe’ bad ass. I would love to see that same person do that to a 6’5" 280 lbs NFL linebacker…cowards.[/quote]

Well. The last 280-pound linebacker I can recall was Levon Kirkland. Although…he was nowhere close to six-five.

I guess it doesn’t matter if you tell people it was fake, huh? They’ll still say, “Dumb HICKS!” and the like, right? Here’s a clue, folks: READ! BEFORE you make an ass of yourself.

But if all you wanna do is blast southerners, go ahead.

I should have looked at it closer. He misses head by a foot!

I would say that it was fake as well. He is Pauly Shore, he got hit by a gigantic farm boy clean in the face, and he got up…?

Yes, it was an obvious fake.

[quote]Hack Wilson wrote:

Well. The last 280-pound linebacker I can recall was Levon Kirkland. Although…he was nowhere close to six-five.
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I’m sorry I don’t follow Football at all so my estimates were off, I guess 250 is more like it.

As an aside no one said “it was fake” until after someone posted a link to it being fake, and then the Monday Morning Quarterbacking started.

Technically a shitty punch. He should learn to get his hips into it more.

If it’s fake, then that begs the question - Why? The only possible point of staging an incident like that would be 1) getting off the stage early when the set is an obvious flop or 2) planting the video online to make a person or segment of the population look bad.
Two thumbs down and a frowny face for Mr. Shore either way. The proper way to deal with a heckler is the Micheal Richards method, which netted that has-been more air time than he could ever have bought.

[quote]Cunnivore wrote:
The only possible point of staging an incident like that would be 1) getting off the stage early when the set is an obvious flop or 2) planting the video online to make a person or segment of the population look bad.[/quote]

  1. to create a viral video to plant on the internet in the hopes of bolstering an all but dead career.

Pauly was hoping to climb out of obscurity get people talking about him again. Looks like his plan worked.

[quote]Steve4192 wrote:
Cunnivore wrote:
The only possible point of staging an incident like that would be 1) getting off the stage early when the set is an obvious flop or 2) planting the video online to make a person or segment of the population look bad.

  1. to create a viral video to plant on the internet in the hopes of bolstering an all but dead career.

Pauly was hoping to climb out of obscurity get people talking about him again. Looks like his plan worked.[/quote]

Didn’t he pull something like this in the movie “Pauly Shore is Dead”? Now he’s doing it in real life! What a weasel.

Well he had me going. It was easy to beleive that a drunk Texan would punch out Pauly Shore, just on general principles.

That stunt reminded me of Andy Kaufman’s wrestling days, taking on women and yelling at the crowd. Its reaction entertainment, when the performer considers himself successful if the audience has a reaction, regardless if it is positive or negative.