Pancakes or Waffle: Choose or Die

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Pancakes are used to wrap weiners in.[/quote]

PWNED!

I really don’t understand what the hell is wrong with you pancake people. No pancake in the world can compare to hot, crisp waffle.

Pancakes are misleading. They put cake in their name knowing full well that they don’t taste like cake at all.

And when you get pancaked in football, that’s a bad thing. So there’s another negative for pancakes.

And who do you think would win in a fight? A flimsy pancake would get destroyed buy a strong, crisp waffle.

You cannot refute the fact that waffles are a T-breakfast. It’s obvious that waffles lift weights and pancakes do not. Just look at their physiques.

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I’ll have my wife make me protein pancakes, and I’ll top them off with sugar free syrup. mmmmm

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
Pancakes are used to wrap weiners in.

PWNED!

I really don’t understand what the hell is wrong with you pancake people. No pancake in the world can compare to hot, crisp waffle.

Pancakes are misleading. They put cake in their name knowing full well that they don’t taste like cake at all.

And when you get pancaked in football, that’s a bad thing. So there’s another negative for pancakes.

And who do you think would win in a fight? A flimsy pancake would get destroyed buy a strong, crisp waffle.

You cannot refute the fact that waffles are a T-breakfast. It’s obvious that waffles lift weights and pancakes do not. Just look at their physiques.
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1st…you’re wrong. Pan cake is a descriptive term, i.e. a cake made in a pan. And t tastes like a cake. A delicious cake waiting for the glory of syrup.

2nd: A light fluffy pancake, as compared to the crispy exterior of the wafffle with the equivalent of dents on the outside to reveal on the inside: nothing but air. Emptiness. Like a deflated creme puff.

And what does it mean when you waffle…you are indecisive and flip flop. Hardly a good thing.

IMHO: advantage-pancakes.

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If you have to sin, you might as well go for the mortal sin, and eating this stuff is truly satanic pancreatic death (especially if you have excess adipose tissue…Just inject the stuff into you fat cells f’crissake!)…

Old skool maple syrup, full fat butter, with a cold bottle of syrupy EKU 28 Kulminator German bier with your…wait for it…Waffles!
Muhahahahahgh…

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Waffles!

With chocolate ice cream, corn syrup & cinnamon!

WIN!

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Have any of you had TRUE Belgian waffles? There’s cinnamon and brown sugar in the batter and the waffle iron is a little different than what you normally use here in the States.

My Belgian friend buys them in batches from a dude at the farmer’s market and he keeps them frozen. Best thing I’ve ever had in the morning. Fuck pancakes.

And ‘Swedish’ pancakes? Come on, they’re just fucked up crepes. Some rookie chef who was on the phone with his mother messed them up for his girlfriend’s birthday breakfast and decided to give them a name to console his lack of culinary talent.

Someone should post a protein waffle recipe.

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[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Have any of you had TRUE Belgian waffles? There’s cinnamon and brown sugar in the batter and the waffle iron is a little different than what you normally use here in the States.

My Belgian friend buys them in batches from a dude at the farmer’s market and he keeps them frozen. Best thing I’ve ever had in the morning. Fuck pancakes.

And ‘Swedish’ pancakes? Come on, they’re just fucked up crepes. Some rookie chef who was on the phone with his mother messed them up for his girlfriend’s birthday breakfast and decided to give them a name to console his lack of culinary talent.

Someone should post a protein waffle recipe.[/quote]

Um your avatar is very distracting. Has she seen the big bad wolf lately?

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+1 for pancakes because of their versatility.

You can make a breakfast burrito with pancakes as the tortilla, and fill it with eggs and whatever breakfast accoutrements suits your fancy. You can’t do that with waffles.

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[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
+1 for pancakes because of their versatility.

You can make a breakfast burrito with pancakes as the tortilla, and fill it with eggs and whatever breakfast accoutrements suits your fancy. You can’t do that with waffles.[/quote]

You just stated why pancakes are inferior. Their ‘versatility’ ?

They should be an end, like waffles, not a means to an end like a tortilla.

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[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
+1 for pancakes because of their versatility.

You can make a breakfast burrito with pancakes as the tortilla, and fill it with eggs and whatever breakfast accoutrements suits your fancy. You can’t do that with waffles.

You just stated why pancakes are inferior. Their ‘versatility’ ?

They should be an end, like waffles, not a means to an end like a tortilla.[/quote]

I’m a practical guy, so if there’s something I can use for more than one application then I’m going to prefer it. It’s more functional (oh no I di’int go there!) than the prima donna waffle.

Now that I think about it, how are waffles even a fancy “end”? They’re a product of mass produced industrialization, whereas pancakes are works of art like snowflakes. No two are exactly the same.

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[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
+1 for pancakes because of their versatility.

You can make a breakfast burrito with pancakes as the tortilla, and fill it with eggs and whatever breakfast accoutrements suits your fancy. You can’t do that with waffles.[/quote]

That is the weakest, one sided argument. You are conveiently leaving out the other half!

WAFFLE CONES!!! Not only can you use this told hold solids, you can even use it to hold liquids if you play your cards right.

ROll up a waffle and let it cool and it will keep its shape. I would hate to see the poor bastard that tries to make a breakfast burrito out of a thick pancake. It wold never hold together. Crepes on the otherhand, if you havent been to flip happy crepes in austin texas, you are missing out.

When talking about using a pancake or a waffle as a host carrier for other food products, you must take into account what foods will go best with said carrier.

You mention eggs and such in your pancake burrito. Well, those make a good meal together, but I dont want to eat them like that, they dont mesh well when chewed together.

On the otherhand, waffle cones hold ice cream. The cone itself can also hold chocolate, and crushed up nuts, sprinkles (an awesome food group in itself) crushed up candy bars, you name it. The ice cream can carry even more loads of items, candy, candy bars, syrups, whipped creams, even fruit!!

From this cone you can eat with a spoon, with a fork, with your mouth and hands, you can hold it to your spouse and share. The possibilities are endless.

What do you get with a pancake burrito? Spills, mess, no sharing, slop. Its a shame really.

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Either but you gotta mix in some banana Metabolic Drive for the ultimate waffle, just awesome!!

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[quote]johnward82 wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
+1 for pancakes because of their versatility.

You can make a breakfast burrito with pancakes as the tortilla, and fill it with eggs and whatever breakfast accoutrements suits your fancy. You can’t do that with waffles.

That is the weakest, one sided argument. You are conveiently leaving out the other half!
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Eh, you’re right. I was trying to join the fun, but my true apathy to the cause was shown through. To be honest, I’m not a big waffle, pancake, or freedom toast eater. They’re really just filler anyway.

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Pancakes do deadlifts.

Waffles curl in the squat rack.

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[quote] Crepes on the otherhand, if you havent been to flip happy crepes in austin texas, you are missing out.

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Oooh, I’ve been wanting to try that place. They were packed when I drove by the other day. Loads of people eating crepes out in the 98 degree heat. They must be good. The crepes, I mean.

Fie to you, Renton! Waffles would never curl in the squat rack! Waffles give pancakes a wedgie in the middle of their deadlift set! I defy you!

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[quote]Renton wrote:
Pancakes do deadlifts.

Waffles curl in the squat rack.[/quote]

Waffles curn in squat racks because in the waffle gym, there are more squat racks than there are living beings on this planet, thus making it a moot point.

They also curl 400 pounds.

Pancakes…well…who ever said someone had pancakes for shoulders?

But, if you are ripped, you might say you have a waffleboard for abs…

…was that a stretch?

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Waffles all the way. Pancakes are only short, fat, wannabe crepes.

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[quote]Renton wrote:
Pancakes do deadlifts.

Waffles curl in the squat rack.[/quote]

You know, I hope that while you are driving your car with the windows or top down on a nice day, enjoying the ride, a stray pancake comes and hits you in the face :slight_smile:

It will probably be a disgruntled customer who ordered waffles to go and had a smartass cook give him pancakes instead.

But I do give you kudos for knowing that a good butcher shop is where to truly buy awesome meat.

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[quote]Miss Parker wrote:

Waffles give pancakes a wedgie in the middle of their deadlift set! I defy you!

I agree! Waffles, done correctly, stomp all over pancakes, hence the phrase ‘flat as a pancake’

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[quote]Miss Parker wrote:

Waffles give pancakes a wedgie in the middle of their deadlift set! I defy you!

I agree! Waffles, done correctly, stomp all over pancakes, hence the phrase ‘flat as a pancake’