Osama is Dead?

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/09/23/terror/main2035766.shtml

IF this is true, certainly probable. The reps have no chance losing the elections. Bye-bye dems. I call for dancing in the streets buining osama’s pic saying we have killed the great satan, maybe we’ll get al jezeera coverage. HAHA.

doubt it

[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
doubt it[/quote]
Please let it be true.

Bush did say accidentally “if” we find bin laden before correcting himself to “when” yesterday.

Ok maybe i’m reading too much into it.

But, but, but it’s not November yet!

[quote]doogie wrote:
But, but, but it’s not November yet![/quote]

That leaves them time to find a way to claim credit for it.

“We sent him a typhoid fever infect poster of Muhammad naked” or some similar ploy…

He’s been on ice for a few years, his capture and death will be announced when necessary.

[quote]jlesk68 wrote:
He’s been on ice for a few years, his capture and death will be announced when necessary.[/quote]

You don’t sleep at night, do you? I can’t imagine that you would, given your conspiracy theories. Maybe tonight the Man will come for you . . .

[quote]orangecola wrote:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/09/23/terror/main2035766.shtml[/quote]

i dont think we would ever know when he is dead. it would cause such an uproar. i think we will take him out and leave the news untold. that way, a terrorist leader is taken out, the brains of the terrorist plots is dead, and their wont be a world announcement that will piss of MANY inside terrorists.

[quote]jlesk68 wrote:
He’s been on ice for a few years, his capture and death will be announced when necessary.[/quote]

This would be funny if you didn’t really believe that. The problem with conspiracy theories in general is that they give the Federal Government way to much credit for brain power. Our government has been this creative or sneaky, ever really. No conspiracy theory has ever been proven to be true, ever.

Anyway, I hope he’s dead. When he does die, there will be a party at my house featuring all my arabic favorites like Babahnoosh, Falafels, Shwerma and other delights. Maybe throw in some good Afgan opium for good measure. But alas, the bastard is probably banging some bushy smelly tribal bitch in the Pakistani mountains right now, laughing at the report. Satan’s children never die young as exampled by Castro.

[quote]Easy E wrote:
orangecola wrote:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/09/23/terror/main2035766.shtml

i dont think we would ever know when he is dead. it would cause such an uproar. i think we will take him out and leave the news untold. that way, a terrorist leader is taken out, the brains of the terrorist plots is dead, and their wont be a world announcement that will piss of MANY inside terrorists.[/quote]

The only reason why I think we would know he was dead is because the’d terrorist would want to give him a big hero’s funeral if he died of natural causes and not an American bullet.

Sorry guys, this ends up being a rumor started at a cocktail party.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/09/the_story_behin.html

False alarm.