[quote]retailboy wrote:
So I’ll keep it to myself.[/quote]
Ditto, it’s not relevent unless I want to put my penis in someone.
[quote]retailboy wrote:
Oh yeah! Mad kudos to Dan![/quote]
Agreed!
Okay, with Dan (x2), RetailBoy, and me (x0.5), we now have 3.5 openly gay T-Nationers in this thread.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Just so that you know, Dan is a lesbian.
[quote]futuredave wrote:
swivel wrote:
i’d like to be gay,
but i just don’t have the time to switch.
I hear there’s a lot of paperwork. Just make sure you put down the guy’s name who recruits you because he gets a free toaster.[/quote]
really ? it’s not one of those cute porsche wall toasters is it ? i’d trade my prada lifting loafers for one of those.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
All I know is that I saw a flamboyantly gay red carpet interviewer openly fondle Scarlett Johansens breasts with no repercussions… almost enough to make me switch sides[/quote]
Seriously. I was friends with a gay guy when I was studying in Australia. Good guy. And he would hook up with the hottest chicks. Well, not hook up obviously. But make out-right there on the dance floor. All the time.
Gay sex lives must be hard on the nerves sometimes.
You`ve got 2 men, so both of them will tend to have high sex drives to begin with,
While it`s more accepted than before, homosexuality is still a small portion of the population,
Big sex drives, small numbers = big competition … no wonder the cult of the body gets publicity.
Sure, theres also a good number of low profile gays out there, but as the name says, most people couldnt openly guess it.
Oh well, let it be. It`ll come to an equilibrium eventually.
[quote]Dan Fouts wrote:
You homo. This thread is totally gay.
You bring up a good point. I bet that once a few brave souls come out, the rest will feel less intimidated.
So … I … am … gay.
<3,
Dan[/quote]
And you know I think you are fabulous babe!!
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
All I know is that I saw a flamboyantly gay red carpet interviewer openly fondle Scarlett Johansens breasts with no repercussions… almost enough to make me switch sides[/quote]
man i saw the same thing he was asking every hot(female) celebrity what type of underwear she’s wearing. he even asked my girl eva longoria how well groomed she is down there, and she laughed it off. if i said that i woulda had been pepper sprayed and tazered.
We are!
[quote]sully’s wrote:
Just so that you know, Dan is a lesbian.[/quote]
Trapped in a mans body.
This looks like as good a spot for this as any…
Snoring cured
No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored
so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them
stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first coach slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast
the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot.
They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Daryl
snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was a different coach’s turn. In the
morning, same thing–hair all standing up, eyes all
blood-shot.
They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He
said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night. The third night was Professor X 's turn. Professor X was a big burly
weightlifter; a T-man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and
bushy tailed.
“Good morning.”
They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?”
He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and
watched me all night long.”
|/ 3Toes
[quote]retailboy wrote:
I’d admit my sexual orientation is of type that likes the male race.
I don’t tell anyone unless I’m close to them, they ask, or I’m attracted to them. It’s pointless to tell them otherwise because the replications can be deadly, literally.
What the heck is the “male race”? Did I miss something?
Replications? How do two gay guys replicate? Did I miss something in biology class? Or do you mean repercussions?
[quote]LoneLobo wrote:
singram wrote:
I used to be a manager of a cell phone store… many “openly” gays worked there,and you just couldn’t sterotype them…
and
That was the first time …that I realized,for the most part,that you couldn’t really stereotype gays,they were just normal guys who happened to be sexually attracted to other men.
Au contraire. Empirical evidence would seem to indicate that queers sell mobile phones.[/quote]
Well,not at my store,it was me and 2 old ladies,but the mall in general,emploees,patrons,ect.
[quote]thebigdogbarks wrote:
retailboy wrote:
I’d admit my sexual orientation is of type that likes the male race.
I don’t tell anyone unless I’m close to them, they ask, or I’m attracted to them. It’s pointless to tell them otherwise because the replications can be deadly, literally.
What the heck is the “male race”? Did I miss something?
Replications? How do two gay guys replicate? Did I miss something in biology class? Or do you mean repercussions?[/quote]
Didn’t mean ‘race’ I meant ‘gender’.
rep?li?ca?tion
An echo or reverberation.
re?ver?ber?a?tion
An echolike force or effect; a repercussion: Reverberations from the stock market crash were still being felt months later.
Get off my nuts…
k thx
-RetailBoy
[quote]retailboy wrote:
Get off my nuts…
k thx
-RetailBoy
[/quote]
I do believe that was an openly gay burn…
By the way, anyone who thinks that gay men stay away from straight guys is wrong. There are many gays who chase straight men. At a previous job, a rather hot T-vixen I was dating got into a slap fight with a guy that was mad because “she stole his man” (me).
I didn’t know he was gay and had talked to the guy as a way to get to her (they sat in the same cube farm).
I wasn’t there for it, but I heard she beat his ass like a pinata. (She was 5’11" & 155, studied Krav Maga. He was 5’5" and maybe 120.)
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
All I know is that I saw a flamboyantly gay red carpet interviewer openly fondle Scarlett Johansens breasts with no repercussions… almost enough to make me switch sides[/quote]
so anyone heard “I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks” by the Bloodhound Gang?
membership has its advantages 
(Sully, shhhhh)
[quote]Dan Fouts wrote:
so anyone heard “I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks” by the Bloodhound Gang?
(Sully, shhhhh)[/quote]
No, but I’m familiar with “A lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”.
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
Dan Fouts wrote:
so anyone heard “I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks” by the Bloodhound Gang?
(Sully, shhhhh)
No, but I’m familiar with “A lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”.[/quote]
i have never met a bloodhound gang song i didn’t like … some are better than others … but these guys are just genious! got the newest one?
[quote]Dan Fouts wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
Dan Fouts wrote:
so anyone heard “I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks” by the Bloodhound Gang?
(Sully, shhhhh)
No, but I’m familiar with “A lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”.
i have never met a bloodhound gang song i didn’t like … some are better than others … but these guys are just genious! got the newest one?[/quote]
No, not yet. Is it any good?
I’m gay, I came out on the “Proof gay marriage is wrong” thread, while arguing with ZEB. So I’ve been openly gay on the forums for a while. Of course, I’m a lesbian so maybe that doesn’t count.
Whether folks like to admit it or not there is a good bit of homophobia on the site. Zap’s comment that people don’t have a problem as long as us queers don’t get married should make that pretty clear. The thing is, whatever problems someone has with people being gay, are their own problems. It would be nice if people could get over themselves and mind their own business.
I would hope that it is equally clear that all gay people don’t live the same way, act the same way, think the same way or vote the same way. So please, stuff your generalizations and stereotypes, those of you who are prone to that sort of thing. Find a place for the phrase “gay lifestyle” while you’re at it.
Vegita, whatever happened to personal responsibility and accountability on the part of your cousin? No one forced him down a road he didn’t already want to walk down. No one forced drugs into his body. Perhaps your generalized anger toward gay people would be more appropriately directed at the person who let you down, your cousin. But that might be too much to ask.
Anyway, gents, one more open queer, right here.
WMD
[quote]WMD wrote:
Of course, I’m a lesbian so maybe that doesn’t count.
WMD[/quote]
LOL, to some it doesn’t. But anyway, no hostility here.