One Wish and 24 Hours to Make It

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
msd0060 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I want to change my wish from xray vision to unlimited time travel.

DB

No take backs.

Well, I didn’t say “Genie grant me this…” first. Furthermore, I haven’t yet rubbed the bottle to make him come out. But, I have made eye contact with him, so he knows I know he’s in there.

DB

DB we all know you are a chronic and spontaneous bottle rubber…

'fess up, rubbed, you created a friction storm

Guilty as charged. In fact, I should have seen millions of genies by now. I’m starting to think there really aren’t any genies.

DB[/quote]

Dude. That’s not a bottle.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
msd0060 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I want to change my wish from xray vision to unlimited time travel.

DB

No take backs.

Well, I didn’t say “Genie grant me this…” first. Furthermore, I haven’t yet rubbed the bottle to make him come out. But, I have made eye contact with him, so he knows I know he’s in there.

DB

DB we all know you are a chronic and spontaneous bottle rubber…

'fess up, rubbed, you created a friction storm

Guilty as charged. In fact, I should have seen millions of genies by now. I’m starting to think there really aren’t any genies.

DB

Dude. That’s not a bottle.

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And that stuff that came out ain’t no genie either. Here’s a towel, now make me a sammich.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

DB we all know you are a chronic and spontaneous bottle rubber…

'fess up, rubbed, you created a friction storm

Guilty as charged. In fact, I should have seen millions of genies by now. I’m starting to think there really aren’t any genies.

DB

Dude. That’s not a bottle.

And that stuff that came out ain’t no genie either. Here’s a towel, now make me a sammich.

DB[/quote]

There’s been a mistake. This is not what I wished for.

Somehow I must have miscommunicated “Genie, give me some money.”

Damn, what’s with all the wishes for good will and world piece. That would be so boring, that I doubt anybody could honestly say they want to live in a world like that.

A world without conflict? A world with struggle? A world without a purpose is more like it IMHO.

I would personally wish for the ability manipulate all known laws of physics/time/nature and for this ability to always function perfectly and to the exact extent of my current desires for it work as such.

(Ha, try twisting that around you fucking genie!)

The ability to conjure cannabis

Nice.

[quote]RebornTN wrote:
Nice.[/quote]

what the fuck was this post for?

RBTN… dude… no… your pics do not make a contribution to a thread.

anyone can find pics on the internet… you are not special in that regard

can you truly not come up with anything to add to a thread so you feel the need to shove a pic in there for your post?

Dude… you say you are young… but are you stupid also?

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Nice.

what the fuck was this post for?

RBTN… dude… no… your pics do not make a contribution to a thread.

anyone can find pics on the internet… you are not special in that regard

can you truly not come up with anything to add to a thread so you feel the need to shove a pic in there for your post?

Dude… you say you are young… but are you stupid also?

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lol a bit cruel don’t ya think? Maybe the thread was at the bottom and he just wanted to bump it up or something.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Nice.

what the fuck was this post for?

RBTN… dude… no… your pics do not make a contribution to a thread.

anyone can find pics on the internet… you are not special in that regard

can you truly not come up with anything to add to a thread so you feel the need to shove a pic in there for your post?

Dude… you say you are young… but are you stupid also?

[/quote]

Calm down, everyone loves tits.

I think I just missed something.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I think I just missed something.

DB[/quote]

Same here?

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Nice.

what the fuck was this post for?

RBTN… dude… no… your pics do not make a contribution to a thread.

anyone can find pics on the internet… you are not special in that regard

can you truly not come up with anything to add to a thread so you feel the need to shove a pic in there for your post?

Dude… you say you are young… but are you stupid also?

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It does read as harsh instead of exasperated doesn’t it?

well… it was supposed to be exasperated

my apologies RBTN

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Nice.

what the fuck was this post for?

RBTN… dude… no… your pics do not make a contribution to a thread.

anyone can find pics on the internet… you are not special in that regard

can you truly not come up with anything to add to a thread so you feel the need to shove a pic in there for your post?

Dude… you say you are young… but are you stupid also?

It does read as harsh instead of exasperated doesn’t it?

well… it was supposed to be exasperated

my apologies RBTN

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No problem.

Check my recent posts, I think you’ll find them quite substantial after I made the epic picture thread (posts in there excluded ofc).

All those pics were just to make fun of the people who said “this thread is useless without pics”. A bit of dry humor on my part, but it was still awesome to see my name cover the entire front page. =D

Wait… I have another wish

That I could eat all the Mexican food I want, and drink beer, one day a week, and there are no calories, no hang over, HEY, no bill, all Mexican food and beer are free

for me

only me

[quote]dmarz wrote:
I want my children to be better than I was.[/quote]

I’m guessing they will be anyways, don’t waste your wish loser.

:wink:

V

“I wish everything on this piece of paper was true.”

Sponge Bob had a great episode on this. I think he was hanging with Patrick when they got their wishes and they wished Squidward could be there.

[quote]ninjaboy wrote:
“I wish everything on this piece of paper was true.”

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Could be a good one, and also a way to get more than one thing wished. Bravo!

V

Bonus points if you use a sheet of plotter paper and an 8 font.

World peace…not!

It would have to be that you wish for an unlimited amount of wishes!

or wish for a watch that could stop time…just take a minute to think of the possibilities there!