One Wish and 24 Hours to Make It

[quote]imhungry wrote:
I’d wish for eternal life. But, only if I would stop aging.[/quote]
Aw, you can get that by becoming a vampire.

I want to change my wish from xray vision to unlimited time travel.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I want to change my wish from xray vision to unlimited time travel.

DB[/quote]

No take backs.

[quote]msd0060 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I want to change my wish from xray vision to unlimited time travel.

DB

No take backs.[/quote]

Well, I didn’t say “Genie grant me this…” first. Furthermore, I haven’t yet rubbed the bottle to make him come out. But, I have made eye contact with him, so he knows I know he’s in there.

DB

Time travel would be pretty cool, but I think I sold myself on Goku-like powers. Don’t forget one of his qualities and prehaps his best one is his infinite drive and determination, never giving up and always seeing the bright side of things.

V

immortality, Highlander style, without the constant issue of someone trying to cut off your head.

or…
a hyper-lucrative, fullfilling, 50+ yr career as a heterosexual, mainstream porn star.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Time travel would be pretty cool, but I think I sold myself on Goku-like powers. Don’t forget one of his qualities and prehaps his best one is his infinite drive and determination, never giving up and always seeing the bright side of things.

V[/quote]

I already have that.

DB

[quote]Geminspector wrote:
imhungry wrote:
I’d wish for eternal life. But, only if I would stop aging.
Aw, you can get that by becoming a vampire.
[/quote]

Do you know any??

I would wish for infinite wisdom, this would yield much more than money, power, and fame. With such wisdom you could earn your own wealth, change the world with innovative ideas, and help people for their improvement. Perhaps Solomon was on to something.

Be Peter North?

V

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
msd0060 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I want to change my wish from xray vision to unlimited time travel.

DB

No take backs.

Well, I didn’t say “Genie grant me this…” first. Furthermore, I haven’t yet rubbed the bottle to make him come out. But, I have made eye contact with him, so he knows I know he’s in there.

DB[/quote]

DB we all know you are a chronic and spontaneous bottle rubber…

'fess up, rubbed, you created a friction storm

[quote]football061 wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
football061 wrote:
20 Trillion dollars. 10 to bail out the US government and all its debt. 5 to invest in numerous banks around the world to fight world hunger and cures for numerous types of deadly diseases. And of course, 5 for myself to play with and buy all kinds of nice toys :).

Inflation. You drop 20 Trillion on the market and it instantly becomes worthless.

Haven’t you people ever watched The Simpsons? No matter what you wish for that Monkey’s Paw is gonna totally screw you over.

I was actually going to throw that in there. 20 Trillion with no affect on inflation. But then I was like well that could be two wishes in one.[/quote]

Just wish for twenty trillion in different currencies, spending them on American interests overseas in foreign countries. It’ll all come back eventually.

Superman’s powers

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
msd0060 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I want to change my wish from xray vision to unlimited time travel.

DB

No take backs.

Well, I didn’t say “Genie grant me this…” first. Furthermore, I haven’t yet rubbed the bottle to make him come out. But, I have made eye contact with him, so he knows I know he’s in there.

DB

DB we all know you are a chronic and spontaneous bottle rubber…

'fess up, rubbed, you created a friction storm

[/quote]

Guilty as charged. In fact, I should have seen millions of genies by now. I’m starting to think there really aren’t any genies.

DB

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
msd0060 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I want to change my wish from xray vision to unlimited time travel.

DB

No take backs.

Well, I didn’t say “Genie grant me this…” first. Furthermore, I haven’t yet rubbed the bottle to make him come out. But, I have made eye contact with him, so he knows I know he’s in there.

DB

DB we all know you are a chronic and spontaneous bottle rubber…

'fess up, rubbed, you created a friction storm

[/quote]

Btw, I rub jugs too;)

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
msd0060 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I want to change my wish from xray vision to unlimited time travel.

DB

No take backs.

Well, I didn’t say “Genie grant me this…” first. Furthermore, I haven’t yet rubbed the bottle to make him come out. But, I have made eye contact with him, so he knows I know he’s in there.

DB

DB we all know you are a chronic and spontaneous bottle rubber…

'fess up, rubbed, you created a friction storm

Btw, I rub jugs too;)

DB[/quote]

while making a wish I’d bet

[quote]BradyZ wrote:
Any time I need money for anything i purchase, I could reach in my pocket and the amount I need would be there.

Or to be able to sleep with any woman I desire, all consensual of course.[/quote]

I don’t know if anyone has said this, but the genie would screw you on both of these. You’d have money ONLY for the things you NEED ! AND…you would get lots of quality SLEEP with women, but you wouldn’t actually get to fuck any of them via your wish.

Be unbeatable at Goldeneye.

Or, own a lightsabre.

May the force be with me… sigh

Damn, knew I shouldnt have given my last bottle of Jack to that alcoholic bum living next door.