One Serving of Weaksauce.

“Can you help me? I can’t seem ti find the…stationary”

22/1/2010

Pulls ups and jumping bulgarian split squats
warm-up:7xBW (assisted by thick blue band)

7xBW
3x10

4xBW
3x10

4xBW
3x10

5xBW
3x10

7xBW - oh you lousy muddafucker!
3x10

Comments: My week has been totally fucked up. Even though I’m on vacation I have had more to do then ever so I was forced to scrap a workout. Decided to combine two days into one just to get the basics in. Pull-ups are fucking killing me and I desperately want to get better on them. Gonna keep going like this tring to beat a certain number of reps every week and then see how it’s going for another two-three sessions.


Daily musings: I was forced to scrap my ME lower body day (fucking horseshit!) due to an emergency meeting being called in my church. Finance is going down the drain and stuff needed to be sorted out. I’m not actually religious, frankly I can not understand how you can be religious in the day and age with science havinhg proven what it has. I attend a Swedish church in Denmark for expatriates which is one of many Swedish churces outside of Sweden and they’re a bit different as they not only act as churches buy also as a gathering place for Swedes (or half-swedes such as myself) abroad which is why I go there. This always put me in a dilemma since I completely reject religion but I guess that’s something I’ll have to live with.

“Shit negro, that was all you had to say!”

25/1/2010

Exp. push-ups (activation)
5x3xBW

Bench press
feel sets
3x40
3x40
3x40
work sets
3x55
3x60
3x65
3x70
3x75
3x75
3x80
4x82,5 (PR 2,5kg)

DB incline bench
15x47
13x47

BB rows and band pull-aparts
12x55
12xyellow band
12x55
12xyellow band
12x55
12xyellow band
12x50
12xyellow band (less tension)

DB shrugs
10x82
10x77
10x77
10x77
10x77

EZ-bar curls
12x30
12x30
12x25

Comments: Today was a day of ass-kickey. Started off bad, couldn’t nail my form, but when my last set came up I was impeccable. I was tight, my breathing was good and everything just went smooth. Had one mmore rep in me but decided to stop since I knew that last rep would destroy the rest of my session. I found out that I’m standing much taller when I row than I actually thought. Gonna have to fix that next time.


Daily musings: I have been drinking and partying a bit too much lately. It affects my recovery quite a lot. But damn I’ve had some fun! The Goods is a hilarious movie.

Close your eyes and think of me.

“I hate you, I hate you, I don’t even know you, but I hate you”

27/1/2010

Jumping bulgarians giggle
5x3x10

Back squats (belt)
10x20
10x20
12x67,5
12x67,5
12x65
12x65

Reverse hypers
12x10
12x10
12x10

Comments: Training was the son of suck. FEverything felt heavy as shit and I just crawled through it. But I felt I needed to get my squats done and when you feel you need to squat then you’re gonna squat goddammit!
Had a nice time with the people who were training that night though. We turned a powerlifting gym into a coffe shop. Check yo self Starbucks!!!


Daily musings: I likez teh vagina. Can I haz?

“My poon days are over”

29/1/2010

Pulls-ups
6xred band
5xBW
5xBW
5xBW
5xBW - dead hang
7xBW - dead hang

  • Total: 27 (PR 1)

Lat pulls and scarecrows
12x140 (band around wrists)
12x30

12x140 (no band)
12x30

12x120 (band)
12x25

12x120 (band)
12x25

DB military press
12x37
12x37
12x32 (rest-paused after 8th rep)
9x35 (with BB)

Comments: Did I kill it in the gym? Murder, baby! Slayed it on pull-ups and lat pulls with the result that I was burnt out the rest of the workout. But my pull-ups are moving again so that’s nice. Gonna switch to chin-ups next week.


Daily musings: Last couple of vacation days. Gotta start reading again. Will be sweet too see the people in my class again though.

“Turn that desert into glass”

31/1/2010

Hang snatch (activation)
5x3x20

Deadlift
feel sets
3x50
3x55
work sets
3x60
3x65
3x70
3x75
3x80
3x90
3x100
3x105
3x105
3x110
3x115
3x120
3x125
3x130
3x135

Ab wheel (on knees)
3x12

Comments: Don’t know what the hell was going through my head with alkl that volume. At least I got too work on my form which felt good the whole time. MWas hungry as hell and went through two protein/carb bars and my usual peri-workout shake. Switching too rack pulls next week.


Daily musings: Esquire is the best magazine.
Daily musings:

“That’s because you know what I can do with my little finger”

1/2/2010

Exp. pushups (activation)
5x5xBW

Pin press
feel sets
3x40
3x40
work sets
3x60
3x65
3x70
3x70
3x75
3x80

DB incline bench
8x47
12x42
12x42

BB row and band pull-aparts
12x55
12xyellow band

12x55
12xyellow band

12x50
12xyellow band

12x55
12xyellow banmd (reduced tension)

Comments: Pin presses were weird. Need to get used to those. Nothing unusual otherwise, had to skip shrugs and Gun Show due to time constraint. Becoming an annoying habit. Must remedy.N eed a new log book. The old one is full. And need to get stronger. This shit is ridiculous.


Daily musings: I ain’t up for anything at the moment. All I want to do is lift and eat. Everything else is just a hasstle. Well, I don’t deserve to bitch. I have a roof over my head, food on the table and I can do basically what I want. I’m gonna go slap myself and put heat rub on my balls and beneath my nose as punishment for my bitchness.

Huddle up T-Nation!

Like the log name. Almost all of your movie quotes are off. That is all.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Like the log name. Almost all of your movie quotes are off. That is all.[/quote]

Thanks. Yeah, it’m kindda proud of the movie quotes being off now though. It’s become a habit. And I’m way too lazy to look them up.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Like the log name. Almost all of your movie quotes are off. That is all.[/quote]

He’s a ginger. What did you expect?

[quote]tjr-dk wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Like the log name. Almost all of your movie quotes are off. That is all.[/quote]

He’s a ginger. What did you expect?
[/quote]

Shut your confused mouth you 5/3/1 cultist.

3/2/2010

“My sentiments exactly”

Jumping bulgarians
3x10
3x10
3x10
3x10
Dropped last set. Was getting slower.

Front squat to box
12x60 (no box, ass to grass)
12x60 (box)
12x55 (box w/ 20kg plate)
12x55 (box w/ 20kg plate)

Reverse hypers
3x12x10

Reverse woodchoppers 12x30
12x35

Comments: Trying to increase my squat depth with the front squats to box. Forgot how hard front squats were. They tore me apart. The reverse woodchoppers kindda hurt in my back a bit so i’ll see how they work out. I need to get more core work in.


Daily musings. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is hilarious.

6/2/2010

“Fuckin’ A!”

Chin-ups
6xred band
10xBW
5xBW
4xyellow band
8xred band

Lat pulls and scarecrows
12x140
12x30

12x120
12x30

12x120
12x30

12x120
12x35

DB military
12x37
12x32
12x32
12x27

CGPB
15x40
15x40
Tricep death
5x40 - 1 board
5x40 - 2 boards
5x40 - 3 boards
20somethingx40 - 4 boards

Comments: I’ve switched pull-ups to chin-ups too see if the variation will get my pull-up numbers moving again. Will stick with it for a few weeks. Wasn’t generally at my strongest today but had fun doing the tricep death thing that can be seen in EliteFTS’s latest feature on boards. I’ve never used boards for anything and haven’t done CGBP since the very of me lifting so i grossly underestimated my strength on them and on the boards effect. Will repeat it nexct week with a heavier weight.


Daily musings: My weight lifting hhistory isn’t anything great. I started when I was 17 and lifted on and off until I turned 18. My first program was Robert Dos Remidios’s Power Training. As a beginner program I thought it was pretty good for me as it was TBT and it not only made me work with the basic excercises but also jacked up my conditioning quite a bit. Unfortunately I fell of the wagon in my last year of high school and didn’t start training again consistently until november 2009. That was incidentally the month I switched from a comemrcial gym to my current BB/powerlifter gym.

“Fuck me?! Fuck you!!”

7/2/2010

Hang snatch (activation)
5x3x20

Rack pull
feel sets
3x70
3x70
work sets
3x90
3x100
3x120
3x120
3x140 - didn’t get tight.
3x140 - belt.

Lunges
10x37
10x42
10x42

GHR’s
12xBW
11xBW
6xBW

Ab wheel
3x12xBW

Comments: Rack pulls felt really good and was great fun with some variation. 140kg felt heavy but of course far from as heavy as a 140kg deadlift felt. Put on a belt just to really be able to get tight on my last set but didn’t really need it otherwise and probably won’t use one next time I do it. Just using the bar for my activation work and it feels better so I’m gonna stick with that for a while.

“I got a stage 5 clinger”

9/2/2010

Exp. push-ups (activation)
5x3xBW

Pin press
feel sets
3x50
3x50
work sets
3x60
3x65
3x70
3x75
3x80
3x85
2x87,5

Giant sets:
Set 1
DB low incline bench - 12x47 (PR 4reps)
BB row - 12x60
Band pull-aparts - 12xtight yellow band

Set 2
DB low incline bench - 12x52 (PR 5kg)
BB row - 12x60
Band pull-aparts - 12xtight yellow band

Set 3
DB low incline bench - 12x47
BB row - 12x55
Band pull-aparts - 12xlooser yellow band

Comments: My form was atrocious on the last two sets of the pin presses. I brought the bar down way to high and basically turned it into a french press/tricep-thing. Could have gotten 3x87,5kg if I just had my form dialed in. All my assistance excercises felt really easy, even when I was going heavier. Got 60.kg for two sets of BB Rows which I have only done for one set before and this time I was closer to parallel and it still felt easier. Just one of those days where you peak I guess. Good to know I’m progressing.


Daily musings: I need to eat more. I bring too little food when I go into town for lectures and combined with me now biking 20k every day to and fro the university my weight is not moving upwards. Will remedy this immediately. Off too eat 1kg ground beef. I’m gonna plow through that meal like a slave plowing a cotton field.

“You son-of-a-bitch!”

15/2/2010

Exp. pushups (activation)
5x3xBW

Pin press
feel sets
3x50
3x50
work sets
3x65
3x70
3x70 - slight bounce on last rep
3x75 - bounce on last rep
3x80
3x82,5

Giants sets:
Set 1
DB low incline bench - 12x52
BB row - 12x50
Band pull-aparts - 12xtight yellow band

Set 2
DB low incline bench - 12x52
BB row - 12x60
Band pull-aparts - 12xtight yellow band

Set 3
DB low incline bench - 11x52
BB row - 12x60
Band pull-aparts - 12xtight yellow band

Set 4
BB row - 12x55
Band pull-aparts - 12xloose yellow band

DB shrugs
10x77
10x82
10x82

Hammer (time!) curls
12x10
12x
22
Strip set: Worked down from 10x32 to 9x?

Comments: Decent session. Took a week off to focus on school and give my battered body some rest. I could feel sickness slowly creeping up and have learnt from experience to just take a few days off when this happens. Fortunately, it almost never does happen. My form was better on the pin presses, although I didn’t feel as strong. Didn’t get it really dialed in before the the last two sets, was bringing it down to low before that. The giant sets are fun, and give a bit of a conditioning effect. I’ve started doing strip sets on my bicepz work since “ma guns really seem to dig it brah”. And it’s nice to feel like a bodybuilder once in a while.

“Tycho Brohe”

18/2/2010

Racks pulls and vertical jumps
3xBW
3x100

3xBW
3x100

3xBW
3x110

3xBW
3x120

3xBW
3x135

3x140

Front squats
10x50
10x50
10x60

Chin-ups
5xBW
10xBW (assited by red band)
10xBW (assited by red band)
7xBW

CGBP
15x40
15x50
Tricep Death
5x50 - 1 board
5x50 - 2 boards
5x50 - 3 boards
5x50 - 4 boards
11x50 - 5 boards

Comments: I was gruelling the idea of another week of the same training so I decided to take a small vacation from it. I respect the guys who can keep themselves going for years without changing stuff up and reaping the benefits but sometimes I just need the variation. Decided to go in and do what I felt like. Fronts squats are hard and I want to be better at them, well that goes for everything. Still underestimating my strength on Triceps death so I’ll rock it again next week.

Log or die

Weaksauce: Dropout - Independent, ad-free, uncensored comedy.

[quote]tjr-dk wrote:
Log or die

Weaksauce: Dropout - Independent, ad-free, uncensored comedy.

Hmm, this seems like a sound idea.

So not a whole lot has happened. I’ve been progressing nicely in my training, except for a few slumps, mainly due to me being bad at handling a tight schedule. I barely ever make a whole training session but I get the main movements, and it’s stuff like curls and shrugs that I skip.

I can’t be bothere to log all my old sessions so I’ll just log the most recent ones which have been most excellent. Next weekend is my small competition so i’ll be taking this week off, except for tommorrow to get my rest in.

“Zed’s dead baby”

14/3-2010

Hang snatch - activation
5x3x20

Deadlifts
3x50
3x50
3x70
3x80
3x90
3x100
3x110
3x130
3x140 (belt) - PR +5)

Ab wheel vs yellow band
12
12
7
3xno band

Comments:
A nice deadlift PR which left me dead. My form was pretty good for a weight heavy (heavy to me, don’t hate on a playa). I used the Tate warm-up protocol that featured in a recent article and it did the trick. Will stick with that. First time I did the ab wheel against a band and it felt like my abs were torn out of my body. I like!

“All right, vampire killers… let’s kill some fucking vampires.”

15/3

Pull-ups
5xblue band
5xred band
5xyellowband
5xBW
5xBW 1,25kg (PR 1,25)

Blast strap push-ups
12xBW
10xBW
9xBW

DB rows band pull-aparts
12x41 (PR 10)
12xtight yellow band

12x36
12xred band

Comments: Puked. Went home.

“You know how I know you’re gay? You like Coldplay.”

19/3

Back squats
5x20
5xsomething
5xsomething more
5xeven more
0xa lot (hit pins and stalled completely. Threw me off my game)
5xa bit less

Comments: Had agreed to go to a commercial gym with one of my friends. Bad idea. Place was a hell hole. The squat rack couldn’t be adjusted and not wanting to walk the weight out too far I thought I could hit depth without hitting the pins. Couldn’t.

“Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?”

21/3

Hang snatch (activation)
5x3x20

Deadlift
3x60
3x60
3x70
3x80
3x90
3x110
3x120
3x130
3x145 (belt) - PR 5kg)

Lunges
3x10x42

GHR’s
12xBW
12xBW
13xBW (went to failure)

Comments: Deadlifts are progressing nicely. My upper back was stil sore from a week ago but I smacked myself a few times and called myself Lucy and went about it. As per usual, which has become a bad habit of mine, I was in the gum too late and didn’t have time to do everything and had to skip my core work. I really need to change that.