Let’s see, Napster was the shit. I’d download songs for people at school and sell them the CD for 5 bucks (only 2 bucks was profit). One time I actually Telnetted some company’s server and ripped their username and password; passed it to one of my friends at school and next thing I knew, half the school was getting free 56k.
When Napster went down I had to contend with the nightmare that was Kazaa and Bearshare. Limewire brought my 2 year old computer to it’s knees.
Discovering Warez, CD key-gens, etc. was pretty cool. The day I found out I could get a high-priced program like Photoshop for free off the demo was a nice one. Interestingly enough, the only software I actually pirate nowadays is Office (lol). Thank you Opensource, for saving my blemished soul.
My computers were always slow as shit within a couple of years. I started of with a DOS system in '93, where I did nothing but play games (Prince of Persia FTW). I got a 133Mhz Pentium after that, which did a good job of aggravating me (Win95), running Word and Encarta 95 (remember when you had to PAY for encyclopedias?). Next was a P3-733, decent system with a 15" monitor that would give me a migraine after an hour.
My next comp was built from scratch- Athlon 1.33Ghz with SDRAM and a budget Nvidia card that was useless the next year (ran Quake 3 and MDK 2 just fine though, capped itself on Unreal Tournament).
I’d tinker with my PCs pretty obsessively to make them run a little faster, fuck with the registry, install shit, disable startup programs, you know, all the shit we don’t bother with now. I got pretty into overclocking too when the P4s and AMD Thoroughbreds came out. Got a 1.8Ghz Athlon to run at 2.38 on air (Thermalright slk-800u with a delta jet engine fan). Dabbled in watercooling but never had the balls, time or actual mechanical know how to put together a real DIY system.
Flash was pretty awesome, you know, back when any website that used made it blatantly obvious as opposed to the elegant, in-the-background, implementation now.
Porn was tough to be honest. I was 13-15 when I started giving a shit about it (as opposed to jerking off unaided, sigh good times). Unfortunately, broadband was ridiculously priced (2000-2003 Bahrain). I remembered getting off on 10 second clips, audio clips of people fucking, high res pics that took 10 minutes to load… and erotic text. I actually printed out a bunch of that stuff and did the deed in the bathroom.