I realized today that I have been squatting every training day for so long that it feels wrong NOT to squat so I says to myself…“self, tears in a bucket fuck it! just stop your bitching and squat.”
Warm up 400 meter row, dislocates, pushups, foam roll
[Goblet Squats 53 KB X 28]
Body weight day Tabata 20 sec on 10 sec rest
20 MB X Med ball clean with vertical jump X 8 rounds X average 8 reps per 20 sec
BW X 16 inch bar X Lateral jump X 8 rounds X 10 reps per 20 sec
BW X Triplicate X 8 rounds X 8 reps per 20 sec
Tate Plan, Week 6, Day 1, ME squats
Have a bit of a stomach thing.
Box Squat
lots of hip mobility stuff
bar x 2 x 3
95 x 2 x 3…felt like shit
135 x 2 x 3…felt like shit
185 x 2 x 3…felt like shit
225 x 2…felt like shit
275 x 2…felt like shit
315 x 2 x 1…felt like shit
355 x 1…felt ok
375 x 1…felt pretty good
395 x 1…+10lb PR. Looks cleaner and faster than the 385 last week. Still needs some work. Vid in log.
Was short on time so picked a bang for buck exercise.
Dimel deads - added 10lbs over last week. Supposed to be 30-40% of your max DL for high reps. The straps keep me from being distracted by the ridiculous forearm pump. I think I would have a heart attack using 185. Out of shape maybe?
165 x 3 x 20 - vid in log.
Still need to do some more hamstring and ab stuff. Tomorrow.
Hit and miss today. Did more arm pulling reps than I wanted to. The good ones were good. The bad ones were not.
ETC
FG PU x 15 x 3
SL RDL x 15 x 3
Ab wheel x 10 x 3
Paloff Press x 10 x 3 - moved up a band. Damn.
Alt curls - 25 reps (10/5/5/5)
2H KB Swings - 25 reps straight. Lots of glute pinch. Made the buckles on my shoes ring.
Week 6, ME bench day
Floor press
95 x 2 x 3
135 x 2 x 3
155 x 3
185 x 3
205 x 3
225 x 1
255 x 0…tried a new approach and made a big jump to try and get a +5lb PR over last week. Well that didn’t work, lol. Knew it wasn’t going up based on how it felt on the way down. I need smaller jumps in weight on the way up. can’t wait for my damn sleeves to show up.
225 x 3 x 2
Really pretty tired. I forgot my gym clothes so I had to go to the campus bookstore and bought a pair of basketball shorts, that my grandfather would have said were slicker than goose shit, and wore an Elitefts tank I had in my office for an emergency. It felt like my ass was sliding all over the bench.
OHP
95#x5x2
115x5
135x5
155x12 - Rep PR, as sad as that is. Same reps as last cycle, but 10# heavier. 3 more reps than the same weight on week 2, Cycle 1.
1Board Press
70kgx10x5
Decided to drop from 2 board to 1 board. The ladies are right. That extra 1.5" really does make a difference.
ETC
Pushups - 50 reps (25/15/10)
EZ Curls - 25 reps (10/5/5/5)
Plate Raise (25kg) - 25 reps (10/5/5/5)
Lat Raise - 50 reps (25/15/10)
Stir the Pot x 15/side
McGill Crunch x 12/side
Paloff Press x 15/side
The ONLY way this workout could have been more Guido would have been with frosted tips, gold chains and orange skin.
I am revelling in the 10 or so minutes of the illusion of muscle.
Tried the Inzer wraps again on the last few sets of Squats, felt better, I took them off for my burn out set and that felt weird because of the lack of constriction, I super divebombed those squats.