Oh, You Almost Died? That's Because You're a Heathen.

I find this shit so infuriating.

She’s having a bad day. The last thing she wants to hear is your sales pitch about god.

I cropped it at my first comment, since things got pretty retarded after that.

I love when people post this bubble crap on my page just because I’m a Christian. Especially, when I am having a bad day like I am supposed to pretend and change my personality just because I read the Bible. Bullshit!

I would not really worry about these kind of people, they are the same people that send forwards in e-mails that say if you don’t send this to ten people you’ll die in a car crash, or if they didn’t believe in Christianity and believed in Buddhism they’d expel this sewage from their fucking mouths and senseless brains still.

This comes from a Catholic strong in his faith, and I never understood the bubble gum shit. I do not go around pretending that I should be sad all the time, but hell if it ain’t tough in the world and God ain’t going to change that for no one and you cannot prove that He will.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
I love when people post this bubble crap on my page just because I’m a Christian. Especially, when I am having a bad day like I am supposed to pretend and change my personality just because I read the Bible. Bullshit!

I would not really worry about these kind of people, they are the same people that send forwards in e-mails that say if you don’t send this to ten people you’ll die in a car crash, or if they didn’t believe in Christianity and believed in Buddhism they’d expel this sewage from their fucking mouths and senseless brains still.

This comes from a Catholic strong in his faith, and I never understood the bubble gum shit. I do not go around pretending that I should be sad all the time, but hell if it ain’t tough in the world and God ain’t going to change that for no one and you cannot prove that He will.[/quote]

^^^This.

LMFAO @ “Maria is completely wrong, Dwayne Johnson is The Rock”

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
I love when people post this bubble crap on my page just because I’m a Christian. Especially, when I am having a bad day like I am supposed to pretend and change my personality just because I read the Bible. Bullshit!

I would not really worry about these kind of people, they are the same people that send forwards in e-mails that say if you don’t send this to ten people you’ll die in a car crash, or if they didn’t believe in Christianity and believed in Buddhism they’d expel this sewage from their fucking mouths and senseless brains still.

This comes from a Catholic strong in his faith, and I never understood the bubble gum shit. I do not go around pretending that I should be sad all the time, but hell if it ain’t tough in the world and God ain’t going to change that for no one and you cannot prove that He will.[/quote]

x2.

Fundies piss me off.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
I love when people post this bubble crap on my page just because I’m a Christian. Especially, when I am having a bad day like I am supposed to pretend and change my personality just because I read the Bible. Bullshit!

I would not really worry about these kind of people, they are the same people that send forwards in e-mails that say if you don’t send this to ten people you’ll die in a car crash, or if they didn’t believe in Christianity and believed in Buddhism they’d expel this sewage from their fucking mouths and senseless brains still.

This comes from a Catholic strong in his faith, and I never understood the bubble gum shit. I do not go around pretending that I should be sad all the time, but hell if it ain’t tough in the world and God ain’t going to change that for no one and you cannot prove that He will.[/quote]

I’m a bit confused, you say your a christian but don’t embrace encouragement to live more in god on a daily basis, you think it doesn’t really matter how you go through life whether its being oppressed or living in god’s light?

[quote]Petermus wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
I love when people post this bubble crap on my page just because I’m a Christian. Especially, when I am having a bad day like I am supposed to pretend and change my personality just because I read the Bible. Bullshit!

I would not really worry about these kind of people, they are the same people that send forwards in e-mails that say if you don’t send this to ten people you’ll die in a car crash, or if they didn’t believe in Christianity and believed in Buddhism they’d expel this sewage from their fucking mouths and senseless brains still.

This comes from a Catholic strong in his faith, and I never understood the bubble gum shit. I do not go around pretending that I should be sad all the time, but hell if it ain’t tough in the world and God ain’t going to change that for no one and you cannot prove that He will.[/quote]

I’m a bit confused, you say your a christian but don’t embrace encouragement to live more in god on a daily basis, you think it doesn’t really matter how you go through life whether its being oppressed or living in god’s light? [/quote]

There are different stages of faith, and those on the lower spectrum will never understand those on the upper spectrum. I’m sure a child would think your retarded because you don’t believe that the ark story is a true story, however, if you do, you are an idiot.

[quote]Petermus wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
I love when people post this bubble crap on my page just because I’m a Christian. Especially, when I am having a bad day like I am supposed to pretend and change my personality just because I read the Bible. Bullshit!

I would not really worry about these kind of people, they are the same people that send forwards in e-mails that say if you don’t send this to ten people you’ll die in a car crash, or if they didn’t believe in Christianity and believed in Buddhism they’d expel this sewage from their fucking mouths and senseless brains still.

This comes from a Catholic strong in his faith, and I never understood the bubble gum shit. I do not go around pretending that I should be sad all the time, but hell if it ain’t tough in the world and God ain’t going to change that for no one and you cannot prove that He will.[/quote]

I’m a bit confused, you say your a christian but don’t embrace encouragement to live more in god on a daily basis, you think it doesn’t really matter how you go through life whether its being oppressed or living in god’s light? [/quote]

The problem is not encouragement, the problem is pathetic people using God or the devil as a crutch for anything and everything.

Day going bad? Its just God testing you!
People dying? Its just the devil up to his old tricks!
(insert problem)_? Just sit on your butt and pray.

This attitude is ridiculous and pathetic. God gave us a head, God gave us reason. Use it.

This, like every thread mentioning religion, is bound for Failsville.

Yeah this thread is headed no where good.

Your comment ftw.

Well played, sir.

[quote]
This, like every thread mentioning religion, is bound for Failsville.[/quote]

yeah, pretty much. but it felt good to get off my chest, and a couple people got a good laugh out of my comment.

/thread.

are you derik? cause i loled yesterday when i read this. still funny.

I do want to read the rest of the convo though