Official: Scotland Has No Pretty Women

I don’t see any.

meh, i’d hit it

Maybe it is those outfits but wow what a bunch of plain janes.

wow

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
wow[/quote]

Care to elaborate?

[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
wow

Care to elaborate?[/quote]

that’s a lot of pink

Jesus, what a bunch of mingers!
This one isn’t too bad though. I’d giver her one, anyway

[quote]BigDug wrote:
Jesus, what a bunch of mingers!
This one isn’t too bad though. I’d giver her one, anyway
[/quote]

She’s definitely the better one.

For comparison:

Miss Switzerland
http://www.missschweiz.ch/section92/Candidates-2008.htm

Miss England
http://www.missengland.info/finalists

Miss Brazil
http://www.missbrazil.com.br/br09.html
(Middle one is GORGEOUS)

Miss Venezuela
http://www.missvenezuela.com/index.asp
(I’m moving there)

Miss Italy
http://www.missitalia.rai.it/archivio/finaliste/elenco.asp?Edizione=2008#
(Click on Play Arrows to get pop-up image)

Miss Czech republic
http://www.miss-cr.cz/historie/2008
(Might move there too)

I don’t trust in the Englishs ability to put a crown on a beautiful person.

Are there no make-up artists or competent photographers in Scotland? Those photos are amateur at best. I could take better pictures. In fact, I volunteer!

That makes me cringe. Though judging by what I see around here, that really is what the average Scottish person finds attractive.

It’s a bit embarassing really.

Venezuela FTW.

Though you’re not doing too bad as it is Swiss.

Poor effort.

I see better looking women in the streets of London - and that’s not saying too much.

[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:

I don’t see any. [/quote]

I dont know,they are all pretty girls but I really do not see any “models” there

has anyone else noticed the headline?

Now it’s really hotting up

what the hell is “hotting”
and I have seen alot of remarks about those “dumb americans”

I dont claim to be the brightest bulb but I know whats pretty and I know things are not “hotting” up any time soon

[quote]MaddyD wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:

I don’t see any.

I dont know,they are all pretty girls but I really do not see any “models” there

has anyone else noticed the headline?

Now it’s really hotting up

what the hell is “hotting”
and I have seen alot of remarks about those “dumb americans”

I dont claim to be the brightest bulb but I know whats pretty and I know things are not “hotting” up any time soon[/quote]

“Hotting up” is a very common informal British phrase. There’s nothing wrong with a newspaper using it, though it probably sounds odd to you if you’ve never heard the phrase before.

it’s not a newspaper, it’s a tabloid.
and there are lots of foreign girls in scotland, so it’s not that bad.

[quote]novocaine wrote:
it’s not a newspaper, it’s a tabloid.
and there are lots of foreign girls in scotland, so it’s not that bad.[/quote]

A tabloid is a newspaper, just as a broadsheet is a newspaper.

But let’s not get off track here.

In an attempt to redeem ourselves here are a couple of former Miss Scotlands.


Miss Scotland 2006

I agree with the comment about the very poor photography. Most of those girls are not given a fair shake because the pictures flat out suck. Not to mention, their casual, soccer mom attire does nothing for teh sexiness. That being said, I was expecting total dogs. They really aren’t THAT bad…

Miss Scotland 2008