Official 2019 T-ransformation Announcement Thread

Haha! @flipcollar has way more hair than me!

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I gotcha there! I’ll be 40 in December and on unlucky year 39 my lower intestine did pop into my sack! Still gotta get that one repaired… funny enough messing around on rings and not squatting or deadlifting.

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We are the same size, so it’s interesting to see the visual differences between us. I notice I am leaner, stronger, and more photogenic, but you no doubt have a nice personality. Good luck with the contest.

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@antiquity I see whatcha did there… look at you being clever! :wink:

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Totally forgot to upload my before picture. Here ya go

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Your current pic is honestly the exact physique I hope to attain someday in the next couple or few years.

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@davidtower Thanks bro! No secret here, just a shit ton of hard work. You got it.

whatever man, you need to come clean about that clavicle-lengthening surgery you got! It’s the secret to every great physique out there!

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coming from the literal google image search poster child for clavicle lengthening surgery…quite an accusation.

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hey, I’m not denying it. I keep it real. I’d be nothing without that extra 1/4" of clavicle length.

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hahaha!!! Greatness

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That’s hilarious

i think the fact that my image comes up when you search those terms on google shows exactly how rare that surgery likely is. It appears that our conversations on the subject here on TNation are basically the ONLY ones around.

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Will extra clavicle make me a better strongman? Can it fix my broken relationships too?

absolutely. if you’ve dropped a glass on the floor recently and broken it, it will fix that to.

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Also makes me wonder if any of those guys are looking into dick lengthening surgery too or if their clavicles are all they are concerned with

Just go on juice and don’t PCT. Small potatoes make a steak look bigger.

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There we go. I was sitting here waiting for someone to start with the dick jokes

I couldn’t finish my steak dinner. Thanks

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Butt implants make you a better strongman

Also if you trap your balls in the microwave for 1hr at 800W they will get bigger and make you produce more testosterone rare cases have people producing trenbolone naturally from this method much like Mike O Tren

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