Everyone seems to be complicating this issue unnecessarily.
Headman’s axe? Guillotine? Nah. If this guy’s a fattie, the quickest method is the cleanest and most cost-effective one as well.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Everyone seems to be complicating this issue unnecessarily.
Headman’s axe? Guillotine? Nah. If this guy’s a fattie, the quickest method is the cleanest and most cost-effective one as well.[/quote]
Yeah, just make sure you got a big tree for this guy. Wouldn’t want the limb to snap off.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Everyone seems to be complicating this issue unnecessarily.
Headman’s axe? Guillotine? Nah. If this guy’s a fattie, the quickest method is the cleanest and most cost-effective one as well.[/quote]
I’d still prefer guillotine. Make it part of a circus show or something. That way it’s a family event.
Cotton candy, elephants, beheading, and clowns! For children and people of all ages!
It may be the cleanest*, but quickest?
Some people, especially those with a thick neck, like the aforementioned fattie-raper, can take minutes to lose consciousness, let alone die.
And I really do not get people. Chopping of hands? Why do you want a cruel circus, and if so why not going for the whole package? If you wnat a spectacle, build a new colosseum. At least we can PRODUCTIVELY discuss the answers to immportant questions like: “How long will the 20 rapists vs a grizzly last?”
- in some cases, even Ghorig the cruel will be amused, for a drop too long can actually behead people, as witnessed with a guy from Saddam’s entourage:
BBC NEWS | Middle East | Saddam Hussein's top aides hanged