Normal Kid Meets Powerlifter

[quote]The other Rob wrote:
Jim W wrote:
I know there is a Tmuscle thread that was used word for word as a transcript for that dialogue. haha

They’re all Mark Rippetoe quotes, some slightly out of context (supplements one for example was actually a question about steroids).[/quote]

I swear to God, I read that interview on somewhere.

startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/Wit_and_Wisdom_of_Mark_Rippetoe

Here are most of the quotes from the video.

[quote]bgill2040 wrote:
startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/Wit_and_Wisdom_of_Mark_Rippetoe

Here are most of the quotes from the video.[/quote]

Your avatar makes me nauseous.

Ontopic: funny video for sure.

Hilarious. I love the long awkward pauses and the way they say pussy.

Can squats cure cancer?

Heavy back squats can cure anything.

“The fact that a short-cut is important to you means that you are a pussy.”
Hahaha

“I have been feeling a massive burn when i do lunges, they seem to be doing ok for me for now”

“Yes, they both hurt, but so does burning your hand and stapling your nut sack”

LOL!

This is awesome, period.

It should be pinned at the top of the beginners forum, is there anyway that someone can do that?

[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
“I have been feeling a massive burn when i do lunges, they seem to be doing ok for me for now”

“Yes, they both hurt, but so does burning your hand and stapling your nut sack”

LOL![/quote]

X 2! because that was really some funny shit. ‘Can squats cure cancer?’ lol, so good.

This needs to be stickied

“You’re a pussy”

LOL Just amazing.

“…otherwise, you are a pussy”

WOW THATS WAS AWESOME LOL

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
It’s totally accurate. Women want a guy with a big back squat. In fact that’s my first date test. Once one guy was stupid enough to glance at the pussy pad. That finished it right there.[/quote]

pussy pad? haha care to explain =]

[quote]heavysession wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
It’s totally accurate. Women want a guy with a big back squat. In fact that’s my first date test. Once one guy was stupid enough to glance at the pussy pad. That finished it right there.

pussy pad? haha care to explain =][/quote]

The padding that you wrap around a barbell to do squats.

pussy pad!

HEY! I use to need that ‘Pussy pad’. Only stopped using it last year. Turns out having big traps is actually benificial to doing squats.

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
HEY! I use to need that ‘Pussy pad’. Only stopped using it last year. Turns out having big traps is actually benificial to doing squats.[/quote]

You are a pussy.

I want a t-shirt that says squats cure cancer.

Deep? -Yes, deep, like ass to grass, otherwise you’re a pussy.

This vid was a great laugh, thanks OP!

So I’m hooked on the site that you can make those movies now. That’s so frickin hilarious. Should do them with some of the awesome conversations that take place here

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
So I’m hooked on the site that you can make those movies now. That’s so frickin hilarious. Should do them with some of the awesome conversations that take place here[/quote]

starring dankid and stronghold. IMO