[quote]Tumbles wrote:
I couldn’t grow one if I tried :-([/quote]
Hey man, I can’t grow one either and I’m 22!!!
Seriously WTF!!! I get the stupid looking patches that are blonde and look horrible when I grow it past 1 week. It’s fucking bullshit. Oh well, can’t fix genetics.
I tried no-shave november this month and only made it to the 8th or 9th before my friend matt told me “hey man, I cant let you go outside looking like that”. Stupid 13 year old facial hair…
[quote]Doyle wrote:
My sad attempt.[/quote]
that looks like the Nokia 6300. I have one and it completely kicks ass. Off topic I know but I just had to say.
I’ve had a goatee since high school, but I’ve been keeping a neatly trimmed beard for the past month or so. I’m going to keep it through the winter months. It looks good and cuts down on shaving time since I only have to shave my head and trim the beard twice a week to keep it looking good.
Also, I’m so hairy that I’ve actually been getting full-body laser hair removal since this past February. I’ve already gone through four treatments and have my fifth in December.
I’m going to keep some body hair (arms, legs, very small pubic area), but I’m getting laser hair treatments enough to have it be much thinner, lighter and not nearly as dense. And I’m removing it from everywhere else completely!
I’ve also been getting my neck treated so that I will never have to shave there again, as I’ve always had bad razor burn and ingrown hairs. Now I have almost a perfectly etched beard and I won’t have to shave it to keep it like that. It’s awesome.
My neck is also nice and smooth and free of any razor burn, bumps or ingrown hairs. I love it.
If facial and body hair makes the man, I’m the manliest man in the world. I could be a monkey or werewolf. I actually have up to three very thick, dark hairs growing out of one follicle all over my body! That’s how hairy I am - but not for much longer!
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
I’ve had a goatee since high school, but I’ve been keeping a neatly trimmed beard for the past month or so. I’m going to keep it through the winter months. It looks good and cuts down on shaving time since I only have to shave my head and trim the beard twice a week to keep it looking good.
Also, I’m so hairy that I’ve actually been getting full-body laser hair removal since this past February. I’ve already gone through four treatments and have my fifth in December.
I’m going to keep some body hair (arms, legs, very small pubic area), but I’m getting laser hair treatments enough to have it be much thinner, lighter and not nearly as dense. And I’m removing it from everywhere else completely!
I’ve also been getting my neck treated so that I will never have to shave there again, as I’ve always had bad razor burn and ingrown hairs. Now I have almost a perfectly etched beard and I won’t have to shave it to keep it like that. It’s awesome.
My neck is also nice and smooth and free of any razor burn, bumps or ingrown hairs. I love it.
If facial and body hair makes the man, I’m the manliest man in the world. I could be a monkey or werewolf. I actually have up to three very thick, dark hairs growing out of one follicle all over my body! That’s how hairy I am - but not for much longer![/quote]
How much is all of this hair removal costing you?
[quote]Artem wrote:
SSC wrote:
I’m not, because I’d actually like to talk to women, but I am growing out my chin strap, if that counts.
Just get ready for Moustache March!
Why do you think all women dislike beards? Maybe if you have like a gross neckbeard or something, but I see no reason to dislike some respectable facial hair.
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Women like beards just fine. Some of them like them a whole lot. Chin straps are more work than just shaving so I don’t see the point. I also think they look pretty ghey, but that’s just me.
I’ve been thinking about growing a big handle bar mustache to help me get on the fire department.
I can see the job interview now: “Young man, there’s something I like about you, can’t quite put my finger on it. You’re hired!”
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
I’ve been thinking about growing a big handle bar mustache to help me get on the fire department.
I can see the job interview now: “Young man, there’s something I like about you, can’t quite put my finger on it. You’re hired!”[/quote]
There’s certain jobs that require a mustache: highway patrol, fire department, UDT/SEAL instructor, firearms instructor.
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
I’ve had a goatee since high school, but I’ve been keeping a neatly trimmed beard for the past month or so. I’m going to keep it through the winter months. It looks good and cuts down on shaving time since I only have to shave my head and trim the beard twice a week to keep it looking good.
Also, I’m so hairy that I’ve actually been getting full-body laser hair removal since this past February. I’ve already gone through four treatments and have my fifth in December.
I’m going to keep some body hair (arms, legs, very small pubic area), but I’m getting laser hair treatments enough to have it be much thinner, lighter and not nearly as dense. And I’m removing it from everywhere else completely!
I’ve also been getting my neck treated so that I will never have to shave there again, as I’ve always had bad razor burn and ingrown hairs. Now I have almost a perfectly etched beard and I won’t have to shave it to keep it like that. It’s awesome.
My neck is also nice and smooth and free of any razor burn, bumps or ingrown hairs. I love it.
If facial and body hair makes the man, I’m the manliest man in the world. I could be a monkey or werewolf. I actually have up to three very thick, dark hairs growing out of one follicle all over my body! That’s how hairy I am - but not for much longer![/quote]
Nate… I feel that I know so much about you now…
you sexy man you
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
How much is all of this hair removal costing you?[/quote]
A lot. And they even gave me a $2,000 discount off the normal price.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Nate Dogg wrote:
I’ve had a goatee since high school, but I’ve been keeping a neatly trimmed beard for the past month or so. I’m going to keep it through the winter months. It looks good and cuts down on shaving time since I only have to shave my head and trim the beard twice a week to keep it looking good.
Also, I’m so hairy that I’ve actually been getting full-body laser hair removal since this past February. I’ve already gone through four treatments and have my fifth in December.
I’m going to keep some body hair (arms, legs, very small pubic area), but I’m getting laser hair treatments enough to have it be much thinner, lighter and not nearly as dense. And I’m removing it from everywhere else completely!
I’ve also been getting my neck treated so that I will never have to shave there again, as I’ve always had bad razor burn and ingrown hairs. Now I have almost a perfectly etched beard and I won’t have to shave it to keep it like that. It’s awesome.
My neck is also nice and smooth and free of any razor burn, bumps or ingrown hairs. I love it.
If facial and body hair makes the man, I’m the manliest man in the world. I could be a monkey or werewolf. I actually have up to three very thick, dark hairs growing out of one follicle all over my body! That’s how hairy I am - but not for much longer!
Nate… I feel that I know so much about you now…
you sexy man you
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Rrraaarrrhhh! 
[quote]PRCalDude wrote:
Artem wrote:
SSC wrote:
I’m not, because I’d actually like to talk to women, but I am growing out my chin strap, if that counts.
Just get ready for Moustache March!
Why do you think all women dislike beards? Maybe if you have like a gross neckbeard or something, but I see no reason to dislike some respectable facial hair.
Women like beards just fine. Some of them like them a whole lot. Chin straps are more work than just shaving so I don’t see the point. I also think they look pretty ghey, but that’s just me. [/quote]
Again, you missed my most important post - I have a neckbeard!
Lol I’m 17… I think I got some pretty good facial hair going on. I look like a 12 year old still though… lol…
I could do the full beard but I just prefer it like I have it now. Having a full beard would be way too itchy… and I’d look like a satanic jesus.
Head shaved + Chin strap + the soul patch= Dead sexy. I can’t imagine not having a beard, I shaved once for a court date and I felt naked.
Oh and btw, my dad owns an anti again clinic, where he does HRT and laser hair removal etc etc. I don’t remember the price, but its expensive as shit. Legs are something like 3-4k I believe.
I can grow a pretty good beard in less than a month. I can grow whatever is in that first picture in two days tops. I’ve worn them all and I think I look good in all of them. I’ve had a sole patch only for awhile and recently after not shaving for a week, I thought I would shave a beard and go with that again this winter. Then I remembered something I read in High Society.
They said the only people who can pull off the Civil War beard are actual Civil War soldiers and Lemmy. They said James Hetfield couldn’t pull it off and looked stupid. I respect the wisdom and knowledge of High Society and I like a challenge so I decided to shave it into a heavy sideburn-conects into a mustache-but with a long tapering sole patch thrown in for bonus beard. So far it’s going real well.
Quote I just read on a website I just saw that has some good and funny stuff on facial hair: "Women don’t like beards(probably because they can’t grow them.)
website: http://www.arthurshall.com/x_beards.shtml
My dad can grow the biggest bad ass beard and mustache (it stretches out 30cm+). I however can’t grow anything! I hate it. My brother can grow a beard too. It sucks. BTW im turning 20 in a week and a bit. skjfghaslgkhsgfuckgklhdg
[quote]Polish Rifle wrote:
1porsche wrote:
Makes me so sad the army keeps my manliness down. I was thinking about growing a stash but I look really bad with one.
Don’t do it. Few can pull it off…
Nothing screams bad 80’s Pornstar like a dude with a mustache.
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80’s pornstar? I’m so growing a lip slug now!
[quote]B rocK wrote:
Makavali wrote:
He torched yo ass man, he TORCHED it.
(+10 points to whoever gets the reference)
Family Guy: H-HO Meg, she torched your ass man! She torched your ass.
Close Makavali, but great quote/show.[/quote]
Hey the original quote would be too obvious! I had to mix it up.
Well done, good sir!
Here’s a pic today of my well-trimmed beard.
I shaved my head and goatee to go as spider Jerusalem for Halloween. I’m growing them back as we speak (both). Goatee’s add 20lbs to your pull.